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Old 10-01-2008, 11:17 AM  
Porno Dan
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Originally Posted by aico View Post
You have to almost die in a motorcycle crash as well.
I almost died in car crash. I was meidvaced, code blue, given my last rites.


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Originally Posted by cherrylula View Post
If you put your dick in enough 18 year olds, you will suck their youth up and stay good looking forever. Your IQ will suffer, but there is a price for everything.

I am golden then!


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Originally Posted by SlowDash View Post
booze, smoke, drugs add age
sex subtracts

you do the math
Then I should be good to go, as I quit smoking and drugs and have loads of sex.
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