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Ambush Interview #420 Joesho, Special Manatee Edition
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Bankruptcy, Polluting, Drugs, Backstabbing, Bullshitting, Violent, Pathetic.... Manatees are simple yet complicated animals!Originally posted by WinetalkHe is a risk taker and if I had 25 mils, I wouldn't hesitate a split second to entrust him with the money. He is good, as far as people who lent him $800,000 were concerned, and their due diligence and intelligence is all I'd need.
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Manatees are the only animals that have all these things as basic instinct cause of no brain.Originally posted by RoloBankruptcy, Polluting, Drugs, Backstabbing, Bullshitting, Violent, Pathetic.... Manatees are simple yet complicated animals!
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funny
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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get off OUR thread, you sigwhore!Originally posted by SleazyDreamfunny
Sorry, Sleazy, you know I love you and respect you,
I just couldn't help myself with this outburst
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P.S. if you wanna interview that putz for real -
I wanna split the revenues 75% - 25%
with 75% going to MY people.
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I forgot to add they are also very good at hiding... you only need to whisper their name, and suddenly they are "on vacation", or on a "business trip" etc.Originally posted by NickyManatees are the only animals that have all these things as basic instinct cause of no brain.
However if you stop looking for them, or do not talk about them, then they think the cost is clear, and resurface. Its an old trick they have learned from an ostrich with large feathers, which lay its head and neck flat on the ground until danger has passed.Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery
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Is this Ostrich name start with a G and end with an O?Originally posted by RoloI forgot to add they are also very good at hiding... you only need to whisper their name, and suddenly they are "on vacation", or on a "business trip" etc.
However if you stop looking for them, or do not talk about them, then they think the cost is clear, and resurface. Its an old trick they have learned from an ostrich with large feathers, which lay its head and neck flat on the ground until danger has passed.
Cause if it is, that bird could feed a family of 10 for a year.
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You have also heard of this bird. Its a most interesting bird. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OstrichOriginally posted by AnthonyIs this Ostrich name start with a G and end with an O?
- Ostriches are considered the largest living species of bird
- Ostriches live in nomadic groups of 5 to 50 birds that often travel together with other grazing animals, such as zebras or antelopes
- With their acute eyesight and hearing, they can sense predators such as lions from far away.
- Ostriches are large enough for a small human to ride them; typically, the human will hold on to the wings while riding.
- Ostriches are classified as dangerous animals in Australia, the US and the UK. There are a number of recorded incidents of people being attacked and killed. Big males can be very territorial and aggressive and can attack and kick very powerfully with their legs.Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery
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oh SHEEEAAAAT!!! Hahahahaa LOLZ!!
I was gone for a few days doing seagrass bongs with my manatee buddies and I come home and my Yahoo IM and AIM are off the hook, blinking like christmas trees!!
I'm like WTF, did they lift the Sea Mammal Protection Act, something must be seriously wrong, turns out this Ambush Interview has been running for a while without me in it..... LOLOL!!!
Damn guys some tough questions in there, you've really done your homework... I gotta roll myself a blunt and think these over for a while. Gimme some time to get my head together guys.
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This thread is useless without newbies!!! ;-)))
I almost thought I had gone back in a time machine a few years while reading this thread ... Timon, Serge, Peaches, Rolo, Anthony ... Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0Comment
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cj!!!!! You alive! How the hell are you?????Originally posted by cj_purveThis thread is useless without newbies!!! ;-)))
I almost thought I had gone back in a time machine a few years while reading this thread ... Timon, Serge, Peaches, Rolo, Anthony ... Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0***************************************
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LOL! Yes I was born with a neck, and experienced a normally necked childhood. Since my teens though I have always gotten the munchies every day from around 4:20pm onwards... Doritos, Nachos, Chupa Chups, Gummy Bears... you name it, I munch it, LOL.1. I am sure I speak for all of us when I say I really like the neck-less look you are sporting. Were you born without a neck or did you have it surgically removed?
Long story short, let's just say the extra vitamins filled in the extra space between my head and my shoulders LOL!
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The worst kind of old timers... those with plenty of time, and no feet in the graveOriginally posted by cj_purveJoe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0
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Joesho, I have one more question:
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Talk for yourself, I am doing all preparations NOW!Originally posted by RoloThe worst kind of old timers... those with plenty of time, and no feet in the grave
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Hooray!
At least he is not arrested for "burning roof materials", as I was wondering where the hell he is.***************************************
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2. You used to own Oprano. Since you left Oprano has fallen apart completely and nobody posts there anymore. Why did you leave Oprano and what do you think is the main reason of Opranos failure after you left?
Well GFY was getting much more posts than Oprano so I thought what works for GFY must work for Oprano. I wanted all the sig whores from GFY to post on Oprano instead but at the time Oprano was the hangout of all the old timers. I believed the sig spotters would be intimidated by the old timer's webmastering knowledge so I basically told all the old timers to fuck off and leave Oprano.
The old timers didn?t listen to me so I decided I would leave instead.
I am happy though that gonzo and Bishop decided to see through my grand vision of what Oprano should become and they have succeeded in evicting all those grumpy old timers. At this time everyone that used to post on Oprano now posts on GFY, and I expect that everyone that posts on GFY will soon be posting on Oprano. Until that happens Oprano will be a little quiet.
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Originally posted by 420manatee
I am happy though that gonzo and Bishop decided to see through my grand vision of what Oprano should become and they have succeeded in evicting all those grumpy old timers. At this time everyone that used to post on Oprano now posts on GFY, and I expect that everyone that posts on GFY will soon be posting on Oprano.
I told ya Joesho was a visionary and nobody believed me....I am glad Bishop shares joesho's vision.***************************************
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It?s not that I am against the successful people who innovated and pioneered our industry, I respect them for creating this business. My problem with the old timers is that they are hogging all the knowledge and the skills.3. You do not seem to think much of the old timers and those who have made it big in the online porn industry. Can you share some of your thoughts with us regarding your superiority over the old guard and the cause of this friction between you and all the key industry players?
Look if you are a newcomer and decide to start your first porn site in 2006, it is really difficult and a lot of work to figure out how to build your TGP gallery, how to sign-up for sponsors and how to submit to the TGP portals. These old timers, they know everything about building websites, they know everything about getting traffic, and these newbies know nothing. So when a newbie comes to a webmaster forum and asks ?How do I start a porn site and make money? I think it is just fucking greedy that the old timers will not take a meager 30 minutes out of their day to write an easy to understand and concise set of instructions to help this newbie get started without having to do too much research himself.
That is my main problem with the old timers. If they are not willing to tutor and give tips to newbies I think they have no right to post on a webmaster forum. They are just wasting boardspace that could have been used on making business deals and getting newcomers to enter the market, because as any REAL businessman knows "the more competition the broader the bottom line".
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I like this joeshoeism..."the more competition the broader the bottom line".***************************************
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Me too... this is a better interview than what I expected!Originally posted by TimonYes we are getting some real Pearls here. I am really looking forward to reading Joe's next answer
Thanks Joe - it is inspiring to read your thought flow
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Originally posted by RoloMe too... this is a better interview than what I expected!
Thanks Joe - it is inspiring to read your thought flow
..and now joesho sponsors the new bill for the noobs:
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Noob entrapment?Originally posted by Winetalk..and now joesho sponsors the new bill for the noobs:
http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6088745.html
Any chance Joe is an undercover FBI manatee posing as an adult business manatee?Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery
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4. One of the most lovable things about you is that you are a manatee. You are so cute and cuddly! It is quite unusual for manatees to be so tame and available to the public. How did you overcome your fear of people and how do other members of the manatee community feel about a manatee role model like yourself being so openly involved in the porn industry?
LOL good question. Yes I am very cute and cuddly, everyone says that, LOL!
Most people don?t know this but I am only half manatee. My mother is a manatee and my father is a chimpanzee. When my mother fell in love with my father there was a lot of controversy in the manatee community and when they finally married she became isolated from other manatees. During my childhood I had little contact with other manatees and mostly hung out with chimpanzee kids and I feel closer to the chimpanzee community than the manatee community. Boy let me tell you, CHIMPAZEES LOVE PORN!! I am somewhat of a legend among chimpanzees, they just LOVE me!!
With regards to an animals ingrained fear of humans, well my father was a circus monkey so I got acquainted with large crowds of people at a very young age and am totally comfortable around humans, especially when they are STONED AS A MONKEY LOLOLZ!!
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hmmm.....I doubt 420manatee is joesho - the spelling is too good!***************************************
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Must be his new "Public Relations Specialist / Spin Doctor"Originally posted by TimonI think 420manatee is taking this interview seriously and using spell check.
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nah man, he be to affraid for internal investigation if he was a FBI manatee, smoking crack obtained from $10 crack whores just aint right if you're a FBI manateeOriginally posted by RoloNoob entrapment?
Any chance Joe is an undercover FBI manatee posing as an adult business manatee?
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Poor Yorik......Originally posted by RedbirdLOL where is Joesho?
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It's time for some drama. The manatee thing is pretty funny too
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Almost 4:20 nowOriginally posted by NickyTime isnt 420 yet and he needs 2 hours to dry him self with 13 towels, dont worry he will show up.
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And the thoughts are coherent and not chopped up into non-paragraph paragraphs. I think this calls for a PETA/Save the Manatees/Georgia Aquarium investigationOriginally posted by Winetalkhmmm.....I doubt 420manatee is joesho - the spelling is too good!
Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors!
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OH MY R_n!Originally posted by PeachesAnd the thoughts are coherent and not chopped up into non-paragraph paragraphs. I think this calls for a PETA/Save the Manatees/Georgia Aquarium investigation
Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors!
Peaches burns the Sea Cow!
This is a very rare treat to read!!!
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are manatees known for their intelligence, like dolphins, for example, or NOT?***************************************
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