Ambush Interview #420 Joesho, Special Manatee Edition

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  • woj
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    #151
    150...........
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      #152
      150!?

      fuck you, woj!

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      • Rolo
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        • Dec 2002
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        #153
        Originally posted by Winetalk
        He is a risk taker and if I had 25 mils, I wouldn't hesitate a split second to entrust him with the money. He is good, as far as people who lent him $800,000 were concerned, and their due diligence and intelligence is all I'd need.
        Bankruptcy, Polluting, Drugs, Backstabbing, Bullshitting, Violent, Pathetic.... Manatees are simple yet complicated animals!
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        • Nicky
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          • Mar 2003
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          #154
          Originally posted by Rolo
          Bankruptcy, Polluting, Drugs, Backstabbing, Bullshitting, Violent, Pathetic.... Manatees are simple yet complicated animals!
          Manatees are the only animals that have all these things as basic instinct cause of no brain.

          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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          • SleazyDream
            I'm here for SPORT
            • Jul 2001
            • 41470

            #155
            funny
            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

            Now read without the word dog.

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            • Anthony
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              • Feb 2001
              • 9653

              #156
              Originally posted by SleazyDream
              funny
              The SleazyDream Stamp of Approval!

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              • NoComments
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                • Jan 2005
                • 4957

                #157
                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                funny
                get off OUR thread, you sigwhore!

                Sorry, Sleazy, you know I love you and respect you,
                I just couldn't help myself with this outburst

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                  #158
                  P.S. if you wanna interview that putz for real -
                  I wanna split the revenues 75% - 25%
                  with 75% going to MY people.
                  (and I don't talk about people who made the journey from Egypt 5000 years ago!)
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                  • Rolo
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                    • Dec 2002
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                    #159
                    Originally posted by Nicky
                    Manatees are the only animals that have all these things as basic instinct cause of no brain.
                    I forgot to add they are also very good at hiding... you only need to whisper their name, and suddenly they are "on vacation", or on a "business trip" etc.

                    However if you stop looking for them, or do not talk about them, then they think the cost is clear, and resurface. Its an old trick they have learned from an ostrich with large feathers, which lay its head and neck flat on the ground until danger has passed.
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                    • Anthony
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 9653

                      #160
                      Originally posted by Rolo
                      I forgot to add they are also very good at hiding... you only need to whisper their name, and suddenly they are "on vacation", or on a "business trip" etc.

                      However if you stop looking for them, or do not talk about them, then they think the cost is clear, and resurface. Its an old trick they have learned from an ostrich with large feathers, which lay its head and neck flat on the ground until danger has passed.
                      Is this Ostrich name start with a G and end with an O?

                      Cause if it is, that bird could feed a family of 10 for a year.

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                      • Rolo
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 555

                        #161
                        Originally posted by Anthony
                        Is this Ostrich name start with a G and end with an O?
                        You have also heard of this bird. Its a most interesting bird. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich

                        - Ostriches are considered the largest living species of bird

                        - Ostriches live in nomadic groups of 5 to 50 birds that often travel together with other grazing animals, such as zebras or antelopes

                        - With their acute eyesight and hearing, they can sense predators such as lions from far away.

                        - Ostriches are large enough for a small human to ride them; typically, the human will hold on to the wings while riding.

                        - Ostriches are classified as dangerous animals in Australia, the US and the UK. There are a number of recorded incidents of people being attacked and killed. Big males can be very territorial and aggressive and can attack and kick very powerfully with their legs.
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                        • 420manatee
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                          • Jun 2006
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                          #162
                          oh SHEEEAAAAT!!! Hahahahaa LOLZ!!

                          I was gone for a few days doing seagrass bongs with my manatee buddies and I come home and my Yahoo IM and AIM are off the hook, blinking like christmas trees!!

                          I'm like WTF, did they lift the Sea Mammal Protection Act, something must be seriously wrong, turns out this Ambush Interview has been running for a while without me in it..... LOLOL!!!

                          Damn guys some tough questions in there, you've really done your homework... I gotta roll myself a blunt and think these over for a while. Gimme some time to get my head together guys.


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                          • Timon
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 213

                            #163
                            Oh great, I was starting to worry that Joesho = Nosho

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                            • cj_purve
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                              • Sep 2002
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                              #164
                              This thread is useless without newbies!!! ;-)))

                              I almost thought I had gone back in a time machine a few years while reading this thread ... Timon, Serge, Peaches, Rolo, Anthony ... Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0

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                                #165
                                Originally posted by cj_purve
                                This thread is useless without newbies!!! ;-)))

                                I almost thought I had gone back in a time machine a few years while reading this thread ... Timon, Serge, Peaches, Rolo, Anthony ... Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0
                                cj!!!!! You alive! How the hell are you?????
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                                • 420manatee
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                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 8

                                  #166
                                  1. I am sure I speak for all of us when I say I really like the neck-less look you are sporting. Were you born without a neck or did you have it surgically removed?
                                  LOL! Yes I was born with a neck, and experienced a normally necked childhood. Since my teens though I have always gotten the munchies every day from around 4:20pm onwards... Doritos, Nachos, Chupa Chups, Gummy Bears... you name it, I munch it, LOL.

                                  Long story short, let's just say the extra vitamins filled in the extra space between my head and my shoulders LOL!
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                                  • Rolo
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                                    • Dec 2002
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                                    #167
                                    Originally posted by cj_purve
                                    Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0
                                    The worst kind of old timers... those with plenty of time, and no feet in the grave
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                                      #168
                                      Joesho, I have one more question:
                                      http://cotac.com/joesho.wav
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                                        #169
                                        Originally posted by Rolo
                                        The worst kind of old timers... those with plenty of time, and no feet in the grave
                                        Talk for yourself, I am doing all preparations NOW!

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                                        • V_RocKs
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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 32451

                                          #170
                                          Just got off of ICQ with Joesho, he is just waking up and should be here any minute.

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                                          • Timon
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                                            #171
                                            Haha, is that baddog with Joesho's sister?

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                                              #172
                                              Hooray!
                                              At least he is not arrested for "burning roof materials", as I was wondering where the hell he is.
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                                              • 420manatee
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                                                • Jun 2006
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                                                #173
                                                2. You used to own Oprano. Since you left Oprano has fallen apart completely and nobody posts there anymore. Why did you leave Oprano and what do you think is the main reason of Opranos failure after you left?

                                                Well GFY was getting much more posts than Oprano so I thought what works for GFY must work for Oprano. I wanted all the sig whores from GFY to post on Oprano instead but at the time Oprano was the hangout of all the old timers. I believed the sig spotters would be intimidated by the old timer's webmastering knowledge so I basically told all the old timers to fuck off and leave Oprano.

                                                The old timers didn?t listen to me so I decided I would leave instead.

                                                I am happy though that gonzo and Bishop decided to see through my grand vision of what Oprano should become and they have succeeded in evicting all those grumpy old timers. At this time everyone that used to post on Oprano now posts on GFY, and I expect that everyone that posts on GFY will soon be posting on Oprano. Until that happens Oprano will be a little quiet.

                                                Smoke the chronic with me at 420manatee.com - where the cool manatees play

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                                                  #174
                                                  Originally posted by 420manatee

                                                  I am happy though that gonzo and Bishop decided to see through my grand vision of what Oprano should become and they have succeeded in evicting all those grumpy old timers. At this time everyone that used to post on Oprano now posts on GFY, and I expect that everyone that posts on GFY will soon be posting on Oprano.

                                                  I told ya Joesho was a visionary and nobody believed me....I am glad Bishop shares joesho's vision.
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                                                  • Juicy D. Links
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                                                    • Apr 2001
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                                                    #175
                                                    Originally posted by 420manatee

                                                    I'm like WTF, did they lift the Sea Mammal Protection Act,

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                                                    • Timon
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                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 213

                                                      #176
                                                      Good answers, this is turning out to be a great interview

                                                      I can't wait to read your answers to the other questions

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                                                      • 420manatee
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                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                        • 8

                                                        #177
                                                        3. You do not seem to think much of the old timers and those who have made it big in the online porn industry. Can you share some of your thoughts with us regarding your superiority over the old guard and the cause of this friction between you and all the key industry players?
                                                        It?s not that I am against the successful people who innovated and pioneered our industry, I respect them for creating this business. My problem with the old timers is that they are hogging all the knowledge and the skills.

                                                        Look if you are a newcomer and decide to start your first porn site in 2006, it is really difficult and a lot of work to figure out how to build your TGP gallery, how to sign-up for sponsors and how to submit to the TGP portals. These old timers, they know everything about building websites, they know everything about getting traffic, and these newbies know nothing. So when a newbie comes to a webmaster forum and asks ?How do I start a porn site and make money? I think it is just fucking greedy that the old timers will not take a meager 30 minutes out of their day to write an easy to understand and concise set of instructions to help this newbie get started without having to do too much research himself.

                                                        That is my main problem with the old timers. If they are not willing to tutor and give tips to newbies I think they have no right to post on a webmaster forum. They are just wasting boardspace that could have been used on making business deals and getting newcomers to enter the market, because as any REAL businessman knows "the more competition the broader the bottom line".
                                                        Smoke the chronic with me at 420manatee.com - where the cool manatees play

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                                                          #178
                                                          "the more competition the broader the bottom line".
                                                          I like this joeshoeism...
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                                                          • Timon
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                                                            #179
                                                            Originally posted by Winetalk
                                                            I like this joeshoeism...
                                                            Yes we are getting some real Pearls here. I am really looking forward to reading Joe's next answer

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                                                            • Rolo
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                                                              #180
                                                              Originally posted by Timon
                                                              Yes we are getting some real Pearls here. I am really looking forward to reading Joe's next answer
                                                              Me too... this is a better interview than what I expected!

                                                              Thanks Joe - it is inspiring to read your thought flow
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                                                                #181
                                                                Originally posted by Rolo
                                                                Me too... this is a better interview than what I expected!

                                                                Thanks Joe - it is inspiring to read your thought flow

                                                                ..and now joesho sponsors the new bill for the noobs:
                                                                http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6088745.html
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                                                                • Rolo
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                                                                  #182
                                                                  Originally posted by Winetalk
                                                                  ..and now joesho sponsors the new bill for the noobs:
                                                                  http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6088745.html
                                                                  Noob entrapment?

                                                                  Any chance Joe is an undercover FBI manatee posing as an adult business manatee?
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                                                                  • 420manatee
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                                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                                    • 8

                                                                    #183
                                                                    4. One of the most lovable things about you is that you are a manatee. You are so cute and cuddly! It is quite unusual for manatees to be so tame and available to the public. How did you overcome your fear of people and how do other members of the manatee community feel about a manatee role model like yourself being so openly involved in the porn industry?

                                                                    LOL good question. Yes I am very cute and cuddly, everyone says that, LOL!

                                                                    Most people don?t know this but I am only half manatee. My mother is a manatee and my father is a chimpanzee. When my mother fell in love with my father there was a lot of controversy in the manatee community and when they finally married she became isolated from other manatees. During my childhood I had little contact with other manatees and mostly hung out with chimpanzee kids and I feel closer to the chimpanzee community than the manatee community. Boy let me tell you, CHIMPAZEES LOVE PORN!! I am somewhat of a legend among chimpanzees, they just LOVE me!!

                                                                    With regards to an animals ingrained fear of humans, well my father was a circus monkey so I got acquainted with large crowds of people at a very young age and am totally comfortable around humans, especially when they are STONED AS A MONKEY LOLOLZ!!

                                                                    Smoke the chronic with me at 420manatee.com - where the cool manatees play

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                                                                    • Timon
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                                                                      #184
                                                                      Wow I didn't know that about your father being a chimpanzee, it's really great to get some background info on the man behind the board personality. Very informative.

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                                                                        #185
                                                                        hmmm.....I doubt 420manatee is joesho - the spelling is too good!
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                                                                        • Timon
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                                                                          #186
                                                                          I think 420manatee is taking this interview seriously and using spell check.

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                                                                          • Rolo
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                                                                            • 555

                                                                            #187
                                                                            Originally posted by Timon
                                                                            I think 420manatee is taking this interview seriously and using spell check.
                                                                            Must be his new "Public Relations Specialist / Spin Doctor"
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                                                                            • Nicky
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 30071

                                                                              #188
                                                                              Originally posted by Timon
                                                                              I think 420manatee is taking this interview seriously and using spell check.
                                                                              I think so too, it must be joesho since he has manatee in his name though....

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                                                                              • Timon
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                                                                                #189
                                                                                Maybe he has been using part of the $25,000,000 for English classes ;)

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                                                                                • Nicky
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                                  #190
                                                                                  Originally posted by Rolo
                                                                                  Noob entrapment?

                                                                                  Any chance Joe is an undercover FBI manatee posing as an adult business manatee?
                                                                                  nah man, he be to affraid for internal investigation if he was a FBI manatee, smoking crack obtained from $10 crack whores just aint right if you're a FBI manatee

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                                                                                  • Redbird
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                                                                                    • Jul 2004
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                                                                                    #191
                                                                                    LOL where is Joesho?

                                                                                    Get our of the water! get behind your screen
                                                                                    sig to small

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                                                                                    • Nicky
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                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 30071

                                                                                      #192
                                                                                      Originally posted by Redbird
                                                                                      LOL where is Joesho?

                                                                                      Get our of the water! get behind your screen
                                                                                      Time isnt 420 yet and he needs 2 hours to dry him self with 13 towels, dont worry he will show up.

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                                                                                        #193
                                                                                        Originally posted by Redbird
                                                                                        LOL where is Joesho?

                                                                                        Get our of the water! get behind your screen
                                                                                        Poor Yorik......
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                                                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                                                          #194
                                                                                          It's time for some drama. The manatee thing is pretty funny too
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                                                                                          • Rolo
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                                                                                            #195
                                                                                            Originally posted by Nicky
                                                                                            Time isnt 420 yet and he needs 2 hours to dry him self with 13 towels, dont worry he will show up.
                                                                                            Almost 4:20 now
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                                                                                            • Peaches
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                                                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                                                              #196
                                                                                              Originally posted by Winetalk
                                                                                              hmmm.....I doubt 420manatee is joesho - the spelling is too good!
                                                                                              And the thoughts are coherent and not chopped up into non-paragraph paragraphs. I think this calls for a PETA/Save the Manatees/Georgia Aquarium investigation

                                                                                              Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors!

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                                                                                              • Anthony
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                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 9653

                                                                                                #197
                                                                                                Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                And the thoughts are coherent and not chopped up into non-paragraph paragraphs. I think this calls for a PETA/Save the Manatees/Georgia Aquarium investigation

                                                                                                Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors!
                                                                                                OH MY R_n!

                                                                                                Peaches burns the Sea Cow!

                                                                                                This is a very rare treat to read!!!

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                                                                                                • Nicky
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                  #198
                                                                                                  This thread is delicous, not too attracted to the manatees though I must admit


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                                                                                                  • Peaches
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                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 13933

                                                                                                    #199
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                                    OH MY R_n!

                                                                                                    Peaches burns the Sea Cow!

                                                                                                    This is a very rare treat to read!!!
                                                                                                    Now, now - that wasn't a burn. Merely stating some simple facts

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                                                                                                      #200
                                                                                                      are manatees known for their intelligence, like dolphins, for example, or NOT?
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