Originally Posted by Sands

You, sir, are an entrepreneurial visionary! Your expansive knowledge, your unquestionable insight, and your unrivaled intelligence have, once again, shown the masses the way to success. If a humble webmaster like myself may even dare to suggest, I feel you should set up a web page where you can chronicle this salvational wisdom, replete with catchy headings in 24pt font, multi-colored text, and an email collection form that promises further erudite observations direct to the users inbox.

Praise Him!