I don't think I was meant to be a farmer.

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    I don't think I was meant to be a farmer.

    If I ever stop working online, being a farmer is probably not going to be my choice of employment. I will need to find something a little more relaxing. Maybe a fly fisherman.
  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #2
    awesome news
    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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    • pr0
      rockin tha trailerpark
      • May 2001
      • 23088

      #3
      someone took a hash brownie
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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by pr0
        someone took a hash brownie
        I wish, but actually working on a farm.

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        • marketsmart
          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
          • Dec 2004
          • 20419

          #5
          you'd make a good doorman at a college town bar....

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          • cherrylula
            lol
            • Jan 2002
            • 15969

            #6
            been hanging out in the fields or something?

            farming isn't that exciting, agreed.

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            • Jman
              Already an AI veteran
              • Sep 2003
              • 22838

              #7
              I love working on a farm, did it every summer in my teen years.

              Keeps the soul and body strong ;-)
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              • CDSmith
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                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                BD you think about running a doggie dude ranch.

                I bet you'd be good at it.
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                • VicD
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 13245

                  #9
                  You sure look like one

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                  • The Duck
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                    • May 2005
                    • 18243

                    #10
                    Maybe contemplating the reality in which we currently reside.
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                    • Marky333
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 974

                      #11
                      Being a farmer is not that bad. But I think you have to be born for that thing

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kandah
                        Maybe contemplating the reality in which we currently reside.
                        Well, I just got done splitting a cord of wood, and my buddy said I had the job if I wanted it, but his Polish worker works much cheaper than I.

                        Time for a beer.

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                        • mikeyddddd
                          Viva la vulva!
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 16557

                          #13
                          I like to wear overalls, drive tractors and spit tabacky juice.

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                          • Klen
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 32235

                            #14
                            I have 42 years remaing to work.Damn.

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                            • RedShoe
                              赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 14831

                              #15
                              When he was young youd not find him doing well in school,
                              His mind would turn unto the waters.
                              Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,
                              He has no time for farmers daughters.
                              Alienated from the clique society,
                              A lonely boy finds peace in fishing.
                              His mother says john this is not the way lifes supposed to be.
                              Dont you see the life that you are missing?
                              And he says...
                              When I grow up I want to be,
                              One of the harvesters of the sea.
                              I think before my days are done,
                              I want to be a fisherman.

                              Now years gone by we find man that rules the sea.
                              He sets out on a dark may morning .
                              To bring his catch back to this small community.
                              He doesnt see the danger dawning.
                              Four hours up, oh the ocean swelled and swelled,
                              The fog rolled in it started raining.
                              The starboard bow. oh my God were going down!
                              The do not hear his frantic mayday.
                              And he says
                              When I grow up I want to be,
                              One of the harvesters of the sea.
                              I think before my days are done,
                              I want to be a fisherman.
                              Ill live and die a fisherman.
                              Calling john the fisherman.


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                              • marketsmart
                                HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 20419

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RedShoe
                                When he was young youd not find him doing well in school,
                                please dont bring that faggotry here ever again....

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                                • notime
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 8027

                                  #17
                                  I'll have you test my new hangover pills
                                  Looks like you needed those last thursday

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                                  • Eriic
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                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 2995

                                    #18
                                    That's not news, why do you think we need to hear that you are a lazy bastard?

                                    Stay in porn I doubt you could even get a janitorial position.....

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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by notime
                                      I'll have you test my new hangover pills
                                      Looks like you needed those last thursday
                                      That was leftovers. Good seeing you.

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                                      • DWB
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 31779

                                        #20
                                        I was born and raised on a farm. Chickens, cows, trackers, plows and all.

                                        Yee-haw!!!

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                                        • denmark_guy
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                                          • Sep 2008
                                          • 44

                                          #21
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                                          • qxm
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                                            • Jul 2006
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                                            #22
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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              The only sound where I am right now is the hum of my laptop's fan, the crackling of burning wood in the stove and the occasional apple falling from a tree +75 yards from me.

                                              Now I know I wasn't meant to be a farmer.

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                                              • RedShoe
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                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 14831

                                                #24
                                                You can hear an apple dopping from a tree 225 feet away?

                                                Oh wait. LOL. Of course, DUH.. my bad. I forgot that a few years ago, your medicare qualified you for hearing aides, I mean listening devices.


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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                  You can hear an apple dopping from a tree 225 feet away?

                                                  Oh wait. LOL. Of course, DUH.. my bad. I forgot that a few years ago, your medicare qualified you for hearing aides, I mean listening devices.

                                                  It is so quiet hear I could hear lizards fucking.

                                                  Zoom out

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                                                  • RedShoe
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                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 14831

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    It is so quiet hear I could hear lizards fucking.

                                                    Zoom out
                                                    Nice.

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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                      Nice.
                                                      So yeah, an apple falling at 2 AM can be heard at quite the distance.

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                                                      • RedShoe
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                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 14831

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                        So yeah, an apple falling at 2 AM can be heard at quite the distance.
                                                        Especially when you're laying in bed at night.

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                                                        • Manowar
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                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          i just love the machinery

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