What's In Your Jizz???

What time can I expect you for dinner?

you fucking rule!

Dinner?? Best breakfast in bed ever!!!

i know you do, but what do i???

lmao good call!

I've often wondered whether excessive masturbation could cause hair loss or eye sight loss from nutrient deficiency.

Breakfast is on me then... errrrrr on you.... errrr you know what I mean

interesting............

make sure you refuel just in case

whatscha doing later sweet tits?

I love you ...

ummmmmm...................you? just a guess

topless pillow fights and making out. Great I get home around 5 call me

live webcam riiiiiight? aw shit, we forgot to promote. knew we fucked up on something

damn you! I thought you were taking care of the details. Blondes.....

dammit ho, i picked up the baby oil, blowpops, dildos, assorted nicely shaped vegtables, extacy, paddles, strap ons, and the swing. fuuuuuck, do i gotta do everything????

we call it master and servant

oh, my bad. what was i thinking? we'll just record and youtube later

Hehehehe, why do they complain so much?

Damn I never knew that. I guess I should stop shitting in the girls mouths instead of jizzing!

ya think?? how often do they come back for seconds? hehe

The "sweet cum" diet..

Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better.
You Cum What You Eat
Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body's other secretions and excretions, your ejaculate's smell and flavor are affected by what you consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her pussy juice flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out, literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the next day? It's in your semen as well, and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.
While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.
Sweet As Pie
It will come as a disappointment to all you party people, but the surest way to nicer tasting splooge is clean living. Cut back on your vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs (except maybe for Viagra), and junk food. Word is that vegetarians, both men and women, taste better, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. Indulge in lots of fresh fruits and veggies, and drink lots of juice and water.
Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make you cum sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.
At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are, well, oniony. And vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. Strongly spiced dishes, like curries, can also carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet. But it's something to keep in mind: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.
Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.
Drink Up
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though we can't make guarantees, it might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

perfect! This should make for a very interesting friday night

no idea my friend. girls always talk about it together and the vast majority don't swallow. when they ask why i like it, i just stare at them like they have 3 heads and say "why don't you like it??".

WOW, bottoms up boys! Great info my Love

a girl can dream right...

i think im going to nap right now and dream about giving you your vitamins (O:

um.... www.ratemyjizz.com for sale =)

You just made my day Julie

And remember, you can absorb nutrients through your rectum, so, yeah....

I love you Julie.

thanks for the recipe Aaliyah!

Bottoms up Girls, Drink up! Yum, Yum, Yum







NYNE.com supports a daily glass of cum to keep the body strong

Wet dreams, don't let the bedbugs bite

i'll be here all week for your entertainment. shit, it's the end already!

in other words.. GOOD STUFF

i heard folic acid is a big ingredient and to also to be a good supplement to take for various reasons but mostly to increase your pop volume.

Julie Rules... Enough said!

Dixie says she wants to help me feed you. Im not sure what that means...

She doesn't believe me and spits it out

never fear green grasshoppa, we will school you good and proper

cover her mouth, plug her nose and hold her down after you blow your wad in her mouth (pretty sure this will force her to swallow if she doesn't suffocate). she will learn to like it or you can NEXT her.

let's kick this up a notch so you know how truly devoted i am to this cause. there is this guy, on this board we'll call him mohawk PP to protect his privacy, that has this amazing tasting cum. i mean fucking fantastic, out of this world tasting jizz that i think should be aptly named "nectar of the gods". has ruined me for any other, sorry sticky, dana, big d and my other fun loving posters. if not for the fact that i drained him dry, i would have loved to have him shoot it on toast and put a dash of cinnamon on top.

what should i name this masterpiece?:

candy on toast
cum on toast
cinnacum toast crunch (yes i stole that from the cereal)
toasty goodness

can't think of something witty, help me out

I have been told I taste like Twizzlers and champagne..

bad julie

help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda

that song is my kryptonite

OMFG, ROFLMAO!!! i fucking got it on first read beeotch!!!! hell yes, i'm not half past crazy!




oh yeah, i picked up the GLOSTICKS for our freakshow later tonight

baby you are too good to me!

that is one mighty fine avatar you're rockin now gurl. i luv me that avatar










for reals, you're so stoked that Sean is in Amsterdam and will never see this thread. you wouldn't have heard the end of it today LMAO