you guys read this about the 'bail out'?

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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46234

    #1

    you guys read this about the 'bail out'?

    some interesting number... hey math guys.. are they right? -bmb
    ----

    I?m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

    Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.

    To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 Bona fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

    Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

    So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.

    My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.

    Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
    So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

    Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
    That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

    But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
    A husband and wife has $595,000.00.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    But wouldn't you still wind up in debt? it would benefit the people who don't need it.I picture large black mens running around smokin crack

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    • MattO
      The O is for Oohhh
      • Feb 2003
      • 10861

      #3
      I got a feeling that if everyone 18+ in the US got 300K all at once you'd probably find that a gallon of milk suddenly costs 500 bucks.

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      • brand0n
        been very busy
        • Nov 2002
        • 26983

        #4
        where is this money comming from?

        i mean you might as well make it a zillion dollars per head when the paper its printed on is worth more
        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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        • Grapesoda
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2003
          • 46234

          #5
          so what's the plan then? give all the moola to 5-6 guys?

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            if we are fantasizing, they decide to do the mortgage free program and all tax paying citizens with mortgages will now be paid off by the fed. Now all that money used for paying mortgages will be free to be spent which creates jobs etc and etc.

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            • mikeyddddd
              Viva la vulva!
              • Mar 2003
              • 16557

              #7
              Originally posted by MattO
              I got a feeling that if everyone 18+ in the US got 300K all at once you'd probably find that a gallon of milk suddenly costs 500 bucks.
              Nobody would be buying milk.

              They'd buy Dom.

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              • lacuna
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 1950

                #8
                Hey math whiz... $85,000,000,000 divided by 200,000,000 = $425.

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                • he-fox
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 2884

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bm bradley
                  some interesting number... hey math guys.. are they right? -bmb
                  ----

                  I?m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

                  Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.

                  To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 Bona fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

                  Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

                  So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.

                  My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.

                  Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
                  So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

                  Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
                  That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

                  But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
                  A husband and wife has $595,000.00.
                  probably America is in trouble because the bankers had your math skills...

                  85,000,000,000 / 200,000,000 = 425 USD , not 425,000

                  LMAO, great plan, yo

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                  • Thomas N
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 973

                    #10
                    Originally posted by lacuna
                    Hey math whiz... $85,000,000,000 divided by 200,000,000 = $425.
                    ...rofl

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                    • Kelli58
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 2258

                      #11
                      I read something like this at Luke Ford last night I think. The math doesn't add up. I think they were calling it porno math?
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                      • - Jesus Christ -
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 7197

                        #12
                        Obama is a muslim.

                        Amen

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                        • DaddyHalbucks
                          A freakin' legend!
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 18975

                          #13
                          Your math and your reasoning are both way off.
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                          • sltr
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 3191

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bm bradley
                            so what's the plan then? give all the moola to 5-6 guys?
                            i hope you really don't think that is the case.

                            but i REALLY hope you do not get your financial crisis information from asking questions such as this on adult message boards.

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                            • MediaGuy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 5500

                              #15
                              There's no more cash in the US. They borrowed from China to go to Iraq. They sold the highway/interstate system to Spain. Now they're just wholesale printing money to bail out the crooks who screwed the system and lined their bulging pockets.

                              if the US government were a character in a movie they'd be the Joker in The Dark Knight.

                              They call it a bail out, but it's just nationalization and government "intrusion" like this administration has been preaching against forever.

                              Pretty soon countries like Canada and China are going to be outsourcing to call centers in the US.

                              :D

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                              • sltr
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 3191

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MediaGuy
                                There's no more cash in the US. They borrowed from China to go to Iraq. They sold the highway/interstate system to Spain. Now they're just wholesale printing money to bail out the crooks who screwed the system and lined their bulging pockets.

                                if the US government were a character in a movie they'd be the Joker in The Dark Knight.

                                They call it a bail out, but it's just nationalization and government "intrusion" like this administration has been preaching against forever.

                                Pretty soon countries like Canada and China are going to be outsourcing to call centers in the US.

                                :D
                                see what i mean?

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MediaGuy
                                  Pretty soon countries like Canada and China are going to be outsourcing to call centers in the US.

                                  :D
                                  Do you have a East Indian accent?

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                                  • Rochard
                                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 75733

                                    #18
                                    Seems to me we are rewarding the companies that are screwing us. Like everyone else, I'm upside down on my mortgage.....
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                                    Brooklyn, NY

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                                    • sltr
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 3191

                                      #19
                                      those americans who are uniformed- please! educate yourselves on this situation.

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                                      • GAMEFINEST
                                        Make STACK$
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 14470

                                        #20
                                        we are all fucked..
                                        Compound interest.

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                                        • tony299
                                          lurker
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                          Seems to me we are rewarding the companies that are screwing us. Like everyone else, I'm upside down on my mortgage.....
                                          Im on my condo board 28 units and we are suing 6 for unpayment. The management company guy said expect it to get worse.

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                                          • Grapesoda
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 46234

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by he-fox
                                            probably America is in trouble because the bankers had your math skills...

                                            85,000,000,000 / 200,000,000 = 425 USD , not 425,000

                                            LMAO, great plan, yo
                                            did you read what I wrote dipshit? I didn't do the math, I got this as an email. I wrote "hey math guys is this right? remeber that part of the post moron?

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                                            • Grapesoda
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 46234

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by lacuna
                                              Hey math whiz... $85,000,000,000 divided by 200,000,000 = $425.
                                              read my post dumb ass. I didn;t do the math. I asked if it was right. I'm a photographer moron, not a math wiz

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                                              • Grapesoda
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 46234

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                                Do you have a East Indian accent?
                                                yes we are bringing all the crap jobs back home!!! you go bush!!

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                                                • Grapesoda
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 46234

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sltr
                                                  i hope you really don't think that is the case.

                                                  but i REALLY hope you do not get your financial crisis information from asking questions such as this on adult message boards.
                                                  I was just curious about the math... I'm not an accountant. I use a calculator for everything. and it sure the fuck doesn't do billions

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                                                  • DWB
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 31779

                                                    #26
                                                    Yea... like they gave credit cards to the Katrina people and the went and bought rims for their cars and Gucci purses. Some even spent the money in strip clubs.

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