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  • Timon
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    Ambush Interview #420 Joesho, Special Manatee Edition







    Ambush Interview #420 Special Manatee Edition


    JOESHO AKA 420MANATEE


    Joesho is one of the coolest individuals in the industry, and the only manatee in the industry. He went through a tough time with many of his businesses not doing as well as he had hoped and he eventually declared bankruptcy when he was unable to pay off his $800,000 debt, but the tide has changed and he is now back in the saddle with $25,000,000 to spread around! Joeshos main homepage is at http://www.420manatee.com


    1. I am sure I speak for all of us when I say I really like the neck-less look you are sporting. Were you born without a neck or did you have it surgically removed?

    2. You used to own Oprano. Since you left Oprano has fallen apart completely and nobody posts there anymore. Why did you leave Oprano and what do you think is the main reason of Opranos failure after you left?

    3. You do not seem to think much of the old timers and those who have made it big in the online porn industry. Can you share some of your thoughts with us regarding your superiority over the old guard and the cause of this friction between you and all the key industry players?

    4. One of the most lovable things about you is that you are a manatee. You are so cute and cuddly! It is quite unusual for manatees to be so tame and available to the public. How did you overcome your fear of people and how do other members of the manatee community feel about a manatee role model like yourself being so openly involved in the porn industry?

    5. As we all know you went bankrupt only a few years ago after amounting debts of over $800,000 USD. How did you manage to get back on your feet and be in a position to bankroll newbies so quickly after filing for chapter 11?

    6. There are rumors going around that you used to be a chimpanzee before you became a manatee. Is this true and if so how many cheese-steaks did you have to eat to make the transition?

    7. You took the industry by surprise when you put your money where your mouth is and put $25,000,000 up for grabs for any newbie who needs it for his business. Can you tell us a little more about the source of this money and why you decided that using it to bankroll pornsite newbies is the best way to make it work for you?

    8. How do you feel about your good name being dragged through the mud by being publicly associated with a person who was caught in a lie when he claimed he spent $138,000 on a $20,000 VW?

    9. It is widely known that you feel smoking marijuana has a great influence on your business decisions and you are a strong proponent of legalizing marijuana. Can you tell us more about how marijuana helps you be a better businessman and how your calendar venture ties into this?

    10. You surprised many in the industry when in spite of your massive wealth you defaulted on a $100 debt owed to Serge Birbrair. Do you intend to pay this outstanding debt or are you declaring bankruptcy for a second time?



    Pics of Joesho can be found on 420manatee.com




  • S P A N N O W
    Everywhere You Wanna Be!
    • Mar 2004
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    #2
    ........

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    • CaptainHowdy
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      • Dec 2004
      • 94136

      #3
      See sig... LOL @ Manatee!!

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      • J$tyle$
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        • Apr 2003
        • 11500

        #4
        This should be interesting!





        Last edited by J$tyle$; 06-26-2006, 01:16 AM.

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        • tenderobject
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          • Dec 2004
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          #5
          see sig

          this would be an entertaining thread


          NEED DESIGNS?!?

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          • slavdogg
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            • Jan 2001
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            #6
            HAHAHAHA , nice one Timon !!
            Adult Traffic for Sale

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            • Timon
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              • Jul 2002
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              #7

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              • devilspost
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                • Feb 2004
                • 3980

                #8
                Originally posted by J$tyle$
                This should be interesting!






                Brothels and Escorts Worldwide.

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                • karlm
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                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4194

                  #9
                  LOL run and hide
                  ICQ 584665926

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                  • sonofsam
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18648

                    #10
                    bahahahahhahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahah
                    I like turtles.

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                    • Thomas van de Koch
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                      • Nov 2004
                      • 468

                      #11
                      Dear Sirs,

                      I left the online Sea Animal business to concentrate on mainstream ventures in South America.


                      However I STILL have my b0ard tracker running for this board.


                      Please don't waste my time with false alerts.


                      Originally posted by Timon
                      she's a cutie.....

                      does she do anal?

                      Kind Regards,


                      Thomas van de Koch, former CEO of Sea Animals Entertainment

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                      • gooddomains
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 10127

                        #12
                        that's gonna be interesting

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                        • NoComments
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 4957

                          #13
                          You surprised many in the industry when in spite of your massive wealth you defaulted on a $100 debt owed to Serge Birbrair. Do you intend to pay this outstanding debt or are you declaring bankruptcy for a second time?
                          I was contacted by joesho attorneys team and was asked not to do anything irrational and Joesho would like to negotiate a settlement. I am contacting my acountant this morning, so we could work the numbers. I'll keep everybody posted.
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                          • jimthefiend
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 18889

                            #14
                            LMAO

                            Can't wait to read his responses.


                            winkwinkwink

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                            • JFK
                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 67369

                              #15
                              someone has WAY too much time on their hands

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                              • NoComments
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                                • Jan 2005
                                • 4957

                                #16
                                Originally posted by JFK
                                someone has WAY too much time on their hands

                                what do you mean? No FUBAR coverage!?
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                                • Timon
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                                  #17

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                                  • Timon
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                                    • Jul 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Winetalk
                                    what do you mean? No FUBAR coverage!?
                                    It's being covered by a rogue splinter cell of FUBAR ;)

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                                    • Violetta
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 28735

                                      #19
                                      haha... great one!
                                      M&A Queen

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                                      • NoComments
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2005
                                        • 4957

                                        #20
                                        5. As we all know you went bankrupt only a few years ago after amounting debts of over $800,000 USD. How did you manage to get back on your feet and be in a position to bankroll newbies so quickly after filing for chapter 11?
                                        You are just jelous he is spreading 25,000,000,000 among noobs instead of buying Dutch football team.
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                                        • Timon
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 213

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Winetalk
                                          You are just jelous he is spreading 25,000,000,000 among noobs instead of buying Dutch football team.
                                          I think you can have the team for free after last night

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                                          • NoComments
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2005
                                            • 4957

                                            #22
                                            Timon, are you taking bets on how many pages will this interview go on?
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                                            • Timon
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                                              • Jul 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Winetalk
                                              Timon, are you taking bets on how many pages will this interview go on?
                                              Bets will be accepted once Joesho turns up ;)

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                                              • Nicky
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                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 30071

                                                #24
                                                LOL @ this thread

                                                gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                • NoComments
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                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 4957

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Timon
                                                  Bets will be accepted once Joesho turns up ;)
                                                  he never will, he has no neck for it.
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                                                  • Timon
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                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 213

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Winetalk
                                                    he never will, he has no neck for it.
                                                    In that case no bets, because "infinite" is the only possible result

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                                                    • NoComments
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 4957

                                                      #27
                                                      I bet you $100 gift certificate from joesho that the max will be 2 pages.
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                                                      • seeric
                                                        ..........
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 41917

                                                        #28
                                                        OMG! this may be the first actual funny parody of someone elses creation that i've seen on gfy.

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                                                        • strobi
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                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 7383

                                                          #29
                                                          Oh boy... the best spoof ever!! This is GFY at his best

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                                                          • ffmihai
                                                            keep walking...
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 7177

                                                            #30
                                                            that took a lot of work there!

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                                                            • NoComments
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                              • 4957

                                                              #31
                                                              I like Alexa ratings of the site..
                                                              http://www.420manatee.com/index2.html
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                                                              • Anthony
                                                                Keyboard Warrior
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 9653

                                                                #32
                                                                How about questions of his temperment?

                                                                Does he make it a habit of challenging everyone who beats him with words to a streetfight?!

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                                                                • Rolo
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 555

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                  How about questions of his temperment?

                                                                  Does he make it a habit of challenging everyone who beats him with words to a streetfight?!
                                                                  You mean a beachfight
                                                                  Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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                                                                  • NoComments
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                                    • 4957

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Rolo
                                                                    You mean a beachfight
                                                                    beachfronts are better suited for recreational activities.
                                                                    What are they sniffing?

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                                                                    • Timon
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 213

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Rolo
                                                                      You mean a beachfight
                                                                      The beach is easy to reach for manatees ;)

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                                                                      • Anthony
                                                                        Keyboard Warrior
                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 9653

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Rolo
                                                                        You mean a beachfight
                                                                        Ahhhh, yes, a beachfight. Where he makes so many conditions to kicking my ass, that it can't be met.

                                                                        1. I will ask you to follow me to a secluded part of the beach.
                                                                        (There are no secluded parts of Hollywood Beach)
                                                                        2. I will kick your ass anytime,anywhere.
                                                                        (Next month in Vegas... He can't, family vacation)
                                                                        3. I don't want any refs, your friends, or anyone near when I kick your ass
                                                                        (Umm moron, it's in the middle of a MMA gym, at 6pm, peak hours)
                                                                        4. I won't sign your waiver
                                                                        (Then it's assault)

                                                                        It goes on and on.

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                                                                        • Rolo
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 555

                                                                          #37
                                                                          This is going to be a great interview - Manatee is a true pioneer and visionary in our industry. The wealth he has accumulated and wisely invested in seashells is truly the envy of many!

                                                                          Excellent choice - I´m just glad to be on the 1st page of this historic interview!
                                                                          Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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                                                                          • Timon
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                                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                                            • 213

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Rolo
                                                                            This is going to be a great interview - Manatee is a true pioneer and visionary in our industry. The wealth he has accumulated and wisely invested in seashells is truly the envy of many!

                                                                            Excellent choice - I´m just glad to be on the 1st page of this historic interview!
                                                                            Yes I can't wait for him to show up

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                                                                            • NoComments
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 4957

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Rolo
                                                                              This is going to be a great interview - Manatee is a true pioneer and visionary in our industry. The wealth he has accumulated and wisely invested in seashells is truly the envy of many!

                                                                              Excellent choice - I´m just glad to be on the 1st page of this historic interview!
                                                                              will he give lessons on how to declare bancruptcy?
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                                                                              Give me the offer I can't refuse

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                                                                              • seeric
                                                                                ..........
                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 41917

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
                                                                                Dear Sirs,

                                                                                I left the online Sea Animal business to concentrate on mainstream ventures in South America.


                                                                                However I STILL have my b0ard tracker running for this board.


                                                                                Please don't waste my time with false alerts.




                                                                                she's a cutie.....

                                                                                does she do anal?

                                                                                Kind Regards,


                                                                                Thomas van de Koch, former CEO of Sea Animals Entertainment




                                                                                i love this guy.

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                                                                                • Timon
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 213

                                                                                  #41

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                                                                                  • NoComments
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                                                    • 4957

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Timon

                                                                                    JFK's candid camera at it's best....
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                                                                                    Give me the offer I can't refuse

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                                                                                    • wjxxx
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                      • 4448

                                                                                      #43

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                                                                                      • Rolo
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 555

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Winetalk
                                                                                        JFK's candid camera at it's best....
                                                                                        Oh shit - you just know there is going to be problems at home, if his mrs. see how he behaves at conventions. But of course he is only Manatee - its hard to pass up some tempting manatee booty
                                                                                        Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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                                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 122992

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
                                                                                          Dear Sirs,

                                                                                          I left the online Sea Animal business to concentrate on mainstream ventures in South America.


                                                                                          However I STILL have my b0ard tracker running for this board.


                                                                                          Please don't waste my time with false alerts.




                                                                                          she's a cutie.....

                                                                                          does she do anal?

                                                                                          Kind Regards,


                                                                                          Thomas van de Koch, former CEO of Sea Animals Entertainment

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                                                                                          • Sosa
                                                                                            In Tushy Land
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 40149

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            lol too funny

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                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 13933

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Timon
                                                                                              Oh shit - this one's going to be "removed by request" on the FUBAR site in no time - I don't think that's Joe's wife!

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                                                                                              • Rolo
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                • 555

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Winetalk
                                                                                                What are they sniffing?

                                                                                                Powdered colombian seashells?
                                                                                                Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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                                                                                                • NoComments
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                  • 4957

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I heard it's better than X....
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                                                                                                  • BigB
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2006
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                                                                                                    #50
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