At about 4am this morning I was stuck under a ledge outside of a 7-11 while it was monsoon like raining. It just so happened that also stuck with me was 6 bar girls who were all getting on a little digital scale to see how many Kilos they weigh. It only costs 1 baht (less than 3 cents) to do this and it occupies the whores, so I guess it's cool.
Anyway, I'm watching this fuck pigs giggle and try to guess the others weight and being bored out of my skull I jumped in and asked them how many Kilos they thought I was. A few giggles and then the guesses started... 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99. All wrong because I was just on this thing last night so I knew and felt like fucking with these girls because anyone who has spent any amount of time here knows how much he Thai people LOVE to gamble.
I asked them if they wanted to put money on it and without a seconds thought they all said yes. I got them up to 400 baht (about $10 USD) each, which is a chunk of change for a fat bar girl. The deal was that if any of them guessed my weight I would pay them EACH 400 baht, but if they were all wrong they would ALL pay me 400 baht. It was a deal and we all got out our money and let a moto bike taxi driver hold it. If he were smart, and remember this is Thailand, he would of dipped, but he was equally curious to see how much this fat falang weighed.
Again... how much do you think: 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99 they said.
I did not have a single baht on me so one of the pigs paid for it, I stepped to the scale... 107.5 Kilos. I may be a pig, but I won this bet and to beat a Thai girl in any game is a great accomplishment.
So they girls piss and moan but the taxi driver hands my the money and I walk away just as the rain is letting up and within 20 feet I see a girl I just had to fuck. So right in front of the losers, I offered this girl AND her friend to come back to my room for a short time and I would pay them each 1000 baht if they fucked me and each other. Deal.
So I won this bet, fucked two girls, watched a lesbian show and still had 400 baht in my pocket. Tonight was a good night.
I think I found a new hustler in the Land Of Smiles. I'm going to start hanging out around town at all the baht scales and hustle drunk bitches for my short time money. So if you see a fat guy always hanging out at the scales... that's me. Come up and place your bet.
Anyway, I'm watching this fuck pigs giggle and try to guess the others weight and being bored out of my skull I jumped in and asked them how many Kilos they thought I was. A few giggles and then the guesses started... 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99. All wrong because I was just on this thing last night so I knew and felt like fucking with these girls because anyone who has spent any amount of time here knows how much he Thai people LOVE to gamble.
I asked them if they wanted to put money on it and without a seconds thought they all said yes. I got them up to 400 baht (about $10 USD) each, which is a chunk of change for a fat bar girl. The deal was that if any of them guessed my weight I would pay them EACH 400 baht, but if they were all wrong they would ALL pay me 400 baht. It was a deal and we all got out our money and let a moto bike taxi driver hold it. If he were smart, and remember this is Thailand, he would of dipped, but he was equally curious to see how much this fat falang weighed.
Again... how much do you think: 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99 they said.
I did not have a single baht on me so one of the pigs paid for it, I stepped to the scale... 107.5 Kilos. I may be a pig, but I won this bet and to beat a Thai girl in any game is a great accomplishment.
So they girls piss and moan but the taxi driver hands my the money and I walk away just as the rain is letting up and within 20 feet I see a girl I just had to fuck. So right in front of the losers, I offered this girl AND her friend to come back to my room for a short time and I would pay them each 1000 baht if they fucked me and each other. Deal.
So I won this bet, fucked two girls, watched a lesbian show and still had 400 baht in my pocket. Tonight was a good night.
I think I found a new hustler in the Land Of Smiles. I'm going to start hanging out around town at all the baht scales and hustle drunk bitches for my short time money. So if you see a fat guy always hanging out at the scales... that's me. Come up and place your bet.
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