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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #101
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    • GiveIntoMe
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      • Jan 2006
      • 516

      #102
      BMW = Black Mans Willy?????????????????????? WTF are you on DRUGS?????
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      • deniska
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2001
        • 1053

        #103
        I drive a 2006 CLS55 I like the styling over the M5 even though the m5 delivers better performance and drive experience.. Since I do most of my driving in the city it doesn't matter too much, the cls55 has plenty of power. The only negative with the car is that you need to go to the gas station every 200 miles the car gets around 10 miles per gallon.

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        • Scottie Apples
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2005
          • 463

          #104
          I've had 4 bmw's already, now i finally moved up to an 05 red M3. I will never buy another car again. I love driving that thing more than i love my penis. I can see how you feel brotha.

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          • Pipecrew
            Master of Gfy.com
            • Feb 2002
            • 14888

            #105
            Originally posted by deniska
            I drive a 2006 CLS55 I like the styling over the M5 even though the m5 delivers better performance and drive experience.. Since I do most of my driving in the city it doesn't matter too much, the cls55 has plenty of power. The only negative with the car is that you need to go to the gas station every 200 miles the car gets around 10 miles per gallon.
            I wouldnt quite say your car is a 2006, but it was nice nonetheless.

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            • Minte
              Babemeister
              • Jun 2001
              • 7081

              #106
              I miss my M3 a bit,but won't go back to BMW until the bangle era is fixed.For now I am driving an 06'E55amg..and I can tell you M3 drivers.If you pull along side an E55 to race. wave and smile.If you try and run with it,you will be very depressed.It will smoke the M3 badly.



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              • BusterBunny
                perverted justice decoy
                • Aug 2005
                • 19291

                #107
                this thread shreds
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                • maddox
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 648

                  #108
                  how dare you compare some bullshit japanese crap nissan with BMW? Do you know what handling is? Oh no, I forgot you are american, you cannot go faster than 20mph or you will be put in the jail

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                  • A-Bomb
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 680

                    #109
                    These are my babies. A black and white 2002 and 2003 330i's. BMW is the only way to go.

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                    • deniska
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 1053

                      #110
                      Originally posted by Pipecrew
                      I wouldnt quite say your car is a 2006, but it was nice nonetheless.

                      Damn I dint get the memo that they are issuing euro stye plates in NYC. Need to call the DMV as I'm driving with the old US style plates.

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                      • Madcatz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 204

                        #111
                        fuck bmw... well their douchebag sales people anyways

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                        • bdld
                          $100,000
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 11452

                          #112
                          BMW's are great, i've had mine 4 yrs and counting

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                          • A-Bomb
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 680

                            #113
                            Originally posted by Madcatz
                            fuck bmw... well their douchebag sales people anyways
                            How's Hyundai working out for you?

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                            • A-Bomb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 680

                              #114
                              Originally posted by Madcatz
                              fuck bmw... well their douchebag sales people anyways
                              How's Hyundai working out for you?

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                              • XOS_Andrei_G
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 131

                                #115
                                Audi/Merc/BMW cars are all boring...

                                ...until they're given the RS/AMG/M treatment.

                                ( of course, I'm not talking about their roadsters though... I think that the '07 TT, the new SLK, and the Z4 roadster and coupe are all wonderful cars)

                                If you want a good standard German car, go buy a Porsche.

                                Standard A4/C-class/1 & 3-series = women's cars. Especially the roadsters.

                                Standard A6/E-class/5-series = self-employed accountant/retired/department sales manager, respectively.

                                Standard A8/S-class/7-series = white businessman/middle-eastern businessman/black rapper/producer

                                G35 - good cruiser, dead fish on the track. No biggie though as it wasn't meant to be a track car. That's what the 350Z's for.

                                SL - cruiser as well. Mercedes makes rubbish gearboxes though. Only 'matics. They're good on a straight line (as are most of the roads in the US), but once you need to change gear "in-speed" because you need to complete a series of corners, the gearbox starts to go into hit-and-miss mode. Mostly it misses. Even AMG Mercs have the same problem.

                                Audi's new S-tronic (basically VW's DSG, just rebadged) is probably the closest you'll get to a perfect manual - slash- automatic mix. I've driven the DSG Golf GTi when I was in the UK, and my only complaint (compared to the M3 CLS I test drove) was that it felt a little too clinical. No "oomph" or "kick" when the gears changed (up). There was nothing to learn. Simply switch gears and... that was it. No drama. If that's you're thing then cool. If not, then you might prefer BMW's SMG.

                                Red Ferrari's? = chinese. Every rich native chinese guy has one. They L O V E the red. You will see every single one of them in red. No black. No white. No Yellow. m a y b e you might see blue or silver, but definitely you'll see red.

                                Blah. Go save up and buy a Lambo.

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                                • rants
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 654

                                  #116
                                  What is considered a safer car, mercedes or bmw according to crash tests? Anyone know? In terms of fatalities, survival rates in an accident? I was reading on mydeathspace.com about people on myspace who died and a lot of the car accidents involved a bmw which scared me.

                                  I don't know if it's the fact that it's a popular car with younger kids who drive recklessly or are more high risk, but it worries me...

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                                  • andrej_NDC
                                    Registered User
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 7760

                                    #117
                                    Bangle made BMW more money than anyone else. Everybody was bitching about the new 5 and 7 series when they first came out, but their sales made all their compatitors cry. And now all the other cars are copying them.

                                    btw the Bangle haters forget that he was in BMW before 2000, he even made the "old" X5.

                                    I think he is a genius, some people just don't understand him. He makes cars which will be modern even after 3-5 years when people will be selling them.

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                                    • andrej_NDC
                                      Registered User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 7760

                                      #118
                                      Originally posted by rants
                                      What is considered a safer car, mercedes or bmw according to crash tests? Anyone know? In terms of fatalities, survival rates in an accident? I was reading on mydeathspace.com about people on myspace who died and a lot of the car accidents involved a bmw which scared me.

                                      I don't know if it's the fact that it's a popular car with younger kids who drive recklessly or are more high risk, but it worries me...
                                      Both are similar safe. I would prefer BMW until MB comes out with the new C and E models, because the old ones can't compete with the new models of BMW, its not fair to compare them.

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                                      • gandalfuy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 4686

                                        #119
                                        stop posting thouse cars...


                                        i want one!!!
                                        I'm not back.

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                                        • born4porn
                                          FUKM ALL!
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 38781

                                          #120
                                          my advice: have sex immediately in your beemer with the finest pussy you can find!!! also do this everytime you think about pussy or your car! soon you will be cured after much pussy and if not much pussy in the car you love is not a bad thing!

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                                          • fris
                                            I have to go potty
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 55789

                                            #121
                                            bmw is something you can get, pussy isnt
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                                            • wedouglas
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 5921

                                              #122
                                              I'd go Audi. If you are considering M models, don't forget the RS4. It is said to be better.

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                                              • Rui
                                                web
                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 9533

                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by Fris
                                                bmw is something you can get, pussy isnt
                                                and how would you know?...

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                                                • qwe
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 2109

                                                  #124
                                                  Originally posted by XOS_Andrei_G
                                                  Audi/Merc/BMW cars are all boring...

                                                  ...until they're given the RS/AMG/M treatment.

                                                  ( of course, I'm not talking about their roadsters though... I think that the '07 TT, the new SLK, and the Z4 roadster and coupe are all wonderful cars)

                                                  If you want a good standard German car, go buy a Porsche.

                                                  Standard A4/C-class/1 & 3-series = women's cars. Especially the roadsters.

                                                  Standard A6/E-class/5-series = self-employed accountant/retired/department sales manager, respectively.

                                                  Standard A8/S-class/7-series = white businessman/middle-eastern businessman/black rapper/producer

                                                  G35 - good cruiser, dead fish on the track. No biggie though as it wasn't meant to be a track car. That's what the 350Z's for.

                                                  SL - cruiser as well. Mercedes makes rubbish gearboxes though. Only 'matics. They're good on a straight line (as are most of the roads in the US), but once you need to change gear "in-speed" because you need to complete a series of corners, the gearbox starts to go into hit-and-miss mode. Mostly it misses. Even AMG Mercs have the same problem.

                                                  Audi's new S-tronic (basically VW's DSG, just rebadged) is probably the closest you'll get to a perfect manual - slash- automatic mix. I've driven the DSG Golf GTi when I was in the UK, and my only complaint (compared to the M3 CLS I test drove) was that it felt a little too clinical. No "oomph" or "kick" when the gears changed (up). There was nothing to learn. Simply switch gears and... that was it. No drama. If that's you're thing then cool. If not, then you might prefer BMW's SMG.

                                                  Red Ferrari's? = chinese. Every rich native chinese guy has one. They L O V E the red. You will see every single one of them in red. No black. No white. No Yellow. m a y b e you might see blue or silver, but definitely you'll see red.

                                                  Blah. Go save up and buy a Lambo.
                                                  you mean CSL right ?

                                                  if everyone could afford porsche or lambo i'm pretty sure they would buy that... you talk like everyone is millioneers

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                                                  • FuqALot
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 3817

                                                    #125
                                                    nevermind...
                                                    Last edited by FuqALot; 06-24-2006, 12:04 PM.

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                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 22712

                                                      #126
                                                      I've never seen an Audi with hot rims. Take that as you may.
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                                                      • Dirty Dane
                                                        Sick Fuck
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 9491

                                                        #127
                                                        when I think of BMW I think of pussy

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                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                          President of Canada
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 23141

                                                          #128
                                                          Must be a motosexual.
                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                          • Andiz
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2006
                                                            • 2594

                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                            I've never seen an Audi with hot rims. Take that as you may.





                                                            Some quick finds, but you are entitled to your opinion

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                                                            • slapass
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 14625

                                                              #130
                                                              Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                              I'd go Audi. If you are considering M models, don't forget the RS4. It is said to be better.
                                                              Very hard to drive in a stick for me. If you have any foot size the clutch is poorly positioned. Performance was very very close and lets face it BMW is better for getting pussy.

                                                              G35 is better then most 3 series that i drove. Was not even a contest but I did not remember exact models. Again it was a clutch issue. Not very sporty in the normal 3 series BMW.

                                                              Nice to see my last car and current car are so loved and hated.

                                                              Last edited by slapass; 06-24-2006, 12:31 PM.

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                                                              • Pornwolf
                                                                Drunk and Unruly
                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                • 22712

                                                                #131
                                                                Originally posted by Andiz





                                                                Some quick finds, but you are entitled to your opinion
                                                                That's, umm cute, but that's not the American style rims I'm talking about. In America Audi is for stiff bankers and accountants... oh and married guys with kids.
                                                                I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                Webair, bitches.

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                                                                • Andiz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                  • 2594

                                                                  #132
                                                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                  That's, umm cute, but that's not the American style rims I'm talking about. In America Audi is for stiff bankers and accountants... oh and married guys with kids.
                                                                  Here in Europe it's cleary different, what Audi is in the USA that's Mercedes here. Audi is really skyrocketing here in Europe

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                                                                  • smack
                                                                    Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                    • 10652

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Originally posted by Young
                                                                    you're thinking that hard about a 2.5 liter engine?

                                                                    i drive a 2.0L that will eat your VQ35 for lunch.
                                                                    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                    • SZNY
                                                                      SZNY
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 2800

                                                                      #134
                                                                      I agree, when I started to drive BMW I was in love. Never going to drive any other car. Personally I drive a 330CI Cabrio and I'm very satisfied.
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                                                                      • MSV
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                                        • 449

                                                                        #135
                                                                        M3's are awesome



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                                                                        • Pornwolf
                                                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 22712

                                                                          #136
                                                                          Originally posted by Andiz
                                                                          Here in Europe it's cleary different, what Audi is in the USA that's Mercedes here. Audi is really skyrocketing here in Europe
                                                                          Interesting. You can see the difference in car taste on this board.

                                                                          Here in the US you know that Mercedes (except the E & C class), Caddilac Escalades, Hummer H2, Porsche and BMW (Other than the 3 series) are the cars to have.

                                                                          Audi and 3 Series BMW's aren't really coveted by most people (over 22 at least). But over there it seems you guys do backflips for them. Thanks to this thread I see why. I knew about your need for smaller cars but I had no idea cars cost so much over there. Now I understand why Peugeut is popular.
                                                                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                          Webair, bitches.

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