How do you tell if your dog is drunk?

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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    How do you tell if your dog is drunk?

    My flatmate put his can of hard cider on the coffee table and walked away for a minute. I hear a noise and look over and one of my puppies has stood up on her legs to try to reach the can and knocked it over. I ran to get a towel and when I got back both of the puppies were sucking up the booze from the carpet. I had to get the spillage that was near a laptop first so I couldn't go straight to the carpet.

    They are rather energetic at the moment but they can get that way anyway on a hot day when the sun finally goes in and cools things off.

    I've never had to watch for a drunk dog before..how do you tell?
  • Deputy Chief Command
    Deputy Chief Command
    • Nov 2005
    • 4482

    #2
    dont drink and have puppies ?

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    • Phoenix
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      • Nov 2002
      • 35475

      #3
      when they start trotting like ahorse and walking sideways

      no joke...they do it when they are drunk
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      • moviepost dot net
        Registered User
        • Feb 2005
        • 56

        #4
        When you scare them, and they shit uncontrollably.... know this from experience.

        Also when they go down a hallway and bounce off the walls.

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        • spasmo
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2005
          • 2678

          #5
          Originally posted by Phoenix
          when they start trotting like ahorse and walking sideways
          Second that. I had a dog that would do that very thing after drinking some beer.

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          • Sarah_Jayne
            Now with more Jayne
            • Dec 2002
            • 40077

            #6
            Originally posted by moviepost dot net
            Also when they go down a hallway and bounce off the walls.

            I have a five month old spaniel puppy. She does that anyway.

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            • Gabriel
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              • Apr 2002
              • 4789

              #7
              Sleep, my dog tends to sleep in places, and in positions she normally wouldn't.
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              • Sosa
                In Tushy Land
                • Oct 2002
                • 40149

                #8
                lol no idea. Our little guy hasn't had alcohol.

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                • TiffanyHush
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                  • Jun 2006
                  • 64

                  #9
                  if he starts smoking a cig, you know he's drunk!!
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                  • Sir Basil
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                    • May 2005
                    • 106

                    #10
                    Fling the beast at a wall and observe if it sticks.
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                    • Sarah_Jayne
                      Now with more Jayne
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sir Basil
                      Fling the beast at a wall and observe if it sticks.

                      you must be new to the board or you would know being thought to swinging any animal is asking for trouble

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                      • blazi
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 4321

                        #12
                        lol, I have never seen a drunk dog before but I bet it's funny!

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                        • Jarmusch
                           
                          • May 2003
                          • 12479

                          #13
                          Get them on a 12 step program. :D

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                          • Tdog
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                            • May 2006
                            • 2707

                            #14
                            If they start to sing then they are drunk

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                            • Sarah_Jayne
                              Now with more Jayne
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 40077

                              #15
                              well, my pug is now barking nonstop at a blank wall.

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                              • Jarmusch
                                 
                                • May 2003
                                • 12479

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                well, my pug is now barking nonstop at a blank wall.
                                Looks like you have a ghost in your house.

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                                • 2HousePlague
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 14572

                                  #17
                                  When you ask him "Are you drunk?"

                                  And he answers "Fo shizzle, my Mizzle"

                                  That is a sure sign.



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                                  • giftedtwisted
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                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 726

                                    #18
                                    if your cat is pregnant and the girlfriends peanut butter is all gone then you know he's got a serious drinking problem.

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                                    • fuckedsilly
                                      Registered User
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 40

                                      #19
                                      They start sneezing. A mates dog drinks beer from the glass and then has a sneezing attack, its funny as hell...
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                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                        Now with more Jayne
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 40077

                                        #20
                                        only a few signs of hangovers this morning

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                                        • czarina
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 10751

                                          #21
                                          they walk sideways. It happened to a puppy in my house when I was a little girl. He was sick with something and my grandma was told to give him liquour as a remedy. Well, the puppy got very drunk, and it was hysterical to watch him.

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                                          • LittleSassy
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                                            • May 2005
                                            • 7402

                                            #22
                                            they get really hyper and walks sideways...

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                                            • he-fox
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                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 2884

                                              #23

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                                              • madawgz
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                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 30509

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
                                                dont drink and have puppies ?


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                                                • gooddomains
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                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 10127

                                                  #25
                                                  drunk dogs are no fun, they can puke all over the place

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                                                  • Elli
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                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 17991

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by fuckedsilly
                                                    They start sneezing. A mates dog drinks beer from the glass and then has a sneezing attack, its funny as hell...
                                                    That could be from the bubbles. When I was a kid I would feed our cocker spaniel pop, and she would sneeze and sneeze from the carbonation.
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                                                    • pussyluver
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 11009

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by he-fox

                                                      One thing about Cuervo, He'll only get drunk on that shit once. The hangover hurts so bad.

                                                      Nice pic, looks like he's had some already.

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                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                                        Now with more Jayne
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 40077

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by he-fox
                                                        Oh man it is like looking at an older, drunker version of my pug. She was a mean drunk btw..kept head butting the other puppy.

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978

                                                          #29
                                                          Lol..that pug is priceless

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                                                          • jono
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                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 617

                                                            #30
                                                            I think they just sleep. Make sure they've got plenty of water when they wake. They can de-hydrate.

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                                                            • iWeb_Iya
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                                                              • Mar 2006
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by gooddomains
                                                              drunk dogs are no fun, they can puke all over the place
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                                                              • Bdiddy
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                                                                • Mar 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                That dog is messed up in that pic
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                                                                • Antonio
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                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 14136

                                                                  #33
                                                                  when they start singing Verdi then you know

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