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Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

blues brothers

From "Friday"

Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

My favorite movie quote is from Gay Nig.gers from Outer Space.

Capt. B. Dick: "Kneel down, and prepare to receive the holy gay Nig.ger seed!"

Watch it on Google Video now:
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Copland
Freddy being right doesnt make you bullet proof.

Damn! Shit! Now that is Whack!

Token black guy.

....from scarface:

....this town like a great big pussy, just waiting to get fucked..


that's my favorite quote!! :D

Here's 2 of my favorite movie quotes

Wedding Crasher - You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

Cars Movie - McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree / K-I-S-S-somethin'-somethin'-K.

This one stands out to me for some reason:

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

- Gladiator

Movie: ID
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President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Schwarzenegger, in Terminator:
"give me your clothes, now!"

We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

You're all a buncha fuckin assholes

2001 A Space Oddesy
"My God it's full of stars!"

Austin Powers
"Yes and I'd like to have a golden toilet, but its' just not in the cards now is it?"

"History is written...by those who would hang heroes." (Braveheart)

"What's the matter with your lip?"
"I got big gums, sir."
"Well, you better tuck that in - it'll get caught on a trip wire." (Forest Gump)

song not movie "You gunna suck it or not?"

ththththththththttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Hannibal lector

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...



All those moments will be lost, in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

im not 100% sure what thats from, but is that Bladerunner?

BINGO!

"it rubs the lotion on its skin"

That makes as much sense as taking a bath in the winter.

from Road To Perdition:

Paul Newman: This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.

love that one...

This movie was fucking brilliant, giant, full of genius... I watched it several times and it's one of my favourites movies... in the top 3 of my favourites...

This is gonna be a quick one, boys. You passed your sevens over a month ago, and yet no one has opened the necessary forty accounts for their team leader yet. Seth is the only one of you that's even close. I did it in twenty-six days when I was a junior broker. You're not sending out press packets anymore. None of this Debbie the Time Life operator shit. It's time to go to work. Get on the phones and be aggressive. I remember this guy once called me to sell me some stock. I let him pitch me. I got every fucking rebuttal out of this guy. Kept him on the phone for an hour and a half. Toward the end I started asking him buying questions. Like, what's the firm minimum? That's a buying question. I ask a question like that, he should take me down. It's not like I asked him what his 800 number was. That's a fuck off question. I was giving him a run but he blew it. To a question like, What's the firm minimum the answer is zero! You don't like the idea, don't pick up a single share. This putz is telling me... ummm, a hundred shares? Wrong answer! You have to learn how to close. Always be closing! You have to push. Keep asking questions. Ask rhetorical ones just to get a yes out of them. If you were drowning and I threw you a life jacket would you grab it? Yes? Good. Pick up two hundred shares, I won't let you down. Ask a guy if he'll let you down. Ask a guy if he'll be happy to see thirty to forty percent return. What's he gonna say? Fuck you, I don't want to see those returns?

Stop laughing, it's not funny. If you can't close then start thinking about another career. I'm serious. I am dead serious about that. Have your rebuttals ready. Anybody says call me tomorrow, that's bullshit! Anybody says they got money problems about two hundred shares is lying. You know what I say to that? Tell me you don't like my idea, tell me you don't like my firm, tell me you don't like my fucking tie, but don't tell me you can't pull twenty five hundred together. You hear me, boys? There is no such thing as a "no sale" call. A sale is made on every call you make. You either sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way it's a sale. The question is, who's gonna close, you or him? Be relentless! Alright, I'm done.

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You think I'm joking. I am not joking. I am a millionaire. It's a weird thing to hear, right? I'll tell you, it's a weird thing to say. I'm a fucking millionaire. Now guess how old I am? Twenty-seven. You know what that makes me here? A fucking senior citizen. This firm is entirely comprised of people your age, not mine. Lucky for me, I am very fucking good at my job or I'd be out of one. You guys are the new blood. You're gonna go home with the kesef. You're the future Big- Swinging-Dicks of this firm. Now you all look money hungry and that's good. Anybody who says money is the root of all evil, doesn't have it! Money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby. You wanna hear details? I drive a Ferrari 355 cabriolet. I have a ridiculous house on the South Fork. I've got every toy you can imagine. And best of all, kids, I am liquid.

So now that you know what's possible, let me tell you what's required. You are required to work your ass off. We want winners, not pikers. A piker is someone who walks at the bell. A piker asks how much vacation time he gets in the first year. See, people work here to become filthy rich. No other reason. That's it. You want vacation time? Go teach third grade public school.

Your first six months at the firm are as a trainee... you make one hundred and fifty dollars a week. After you're done training, you take the Series Seven test. When you pass, you become a junior broker and you'll be opening accounts for your team leader. After you open forty accounts you begin working for yourself and then... sky's the limit. Now a word about being a trainee. The other brokers, your parents, whoever: they're gonna give you shit about it. And it's true, a hundred and fifty a week is not a lot of money, but pay no mind. You need to learn the business and this is the time to do it. Once you pass the Series Seven none of it will matter.

Your friends are shit. You're gonna tell them you made twenty-five thousand last month and they're not going to believe you. Fuck them! Your parents don't like the life you lead? Fuck you Mom and Dad! As a trainee you will be building a foundation for yourself. Think of it as the foundation to a building. Right? Gotta build the foundation before you can put up your skyscraper. You know what I built? The fucking twin towers. Now go home and think about whether this is for you. If you decide it isn't, nothing to be embarrassed about. It's not for everyone. But if you really want it, then give me a call on Monday and we'll talk. Just don't waste my time. Alright. That's it.

From Carlittos Way:



Are you ready? Here comes the pain!!!

Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power, too. Promise me that.
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch.

-- The Princess Bride

Seriously?

My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father, perpare to die!

"The Horror..."

"it's a hardball world son, we've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over"

-full metal jacket

Porkys
PeeWee: Holy Shit Its a Pussy Stampede

Cuckoos Nest
Which one of you nuts, has got any guts

Porkys
Stripper: You wanna take a Peak
PeeWee: Yeah
Stripper: Two
PeeWee: Yeah lets see em both
Meat: She means it'll cost you two bucks to see em you idiot
PeeWee: Ah Yeah I know I was just fucking with the broad

Luke: Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.
[Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray]
Luke: . On my knees, asking.
[Peeks up with one eye, waits. Then opens eyes and crosses arms]
Luke: . Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.
[Clicks tongue]
Luke: . Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way.
[Headlights shine through windows, backs up]
Luke: .
Dragline: Luke?
Luke: [Shakes head and smiles] . Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You're a hard case, too.


and of course.

Captain - What we got here is... failure to communicate.

Jay and silent Bob Strike back-What the fuck is the internet

Spaceballs-I Knew it i am surrounded by assholes. KEEP Firing Assholes!

Boondock Saints:


Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

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Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: hahahahahaha.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: hahahahahaha.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the hahahahahaha "What do you want?" and the hahahahahaha says, "I want all my hahahahahaha brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and hahahahahahas are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

************************************************** ******

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Suck My fat one you cheap dimestore hood

Stand by me

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone!

i loved boondock saints.. you know they made a sequel... Haven't seen it yet though.

Another great one....the movie is full of them actually

Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

"You mean we're smoking dogshit, man?"

Chick flick quotes: MAid in Manhattan

To serve people... takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they're only people with money. And although we serve them. we are not there servants. What we do , does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling.

Bunch of savages in this town..

Scarface

"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card... I'm gonna carve him up real nice."

"Reach for the lasers safe as fuck"

They did? Really? What's the name of the movie?

"Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"

Gladiator
Maximus - "what we do in life echoes in eternity"

Boondock Saints 2 http://www.movieweb.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2556

but imdb has removed the entry :/ guess it got canned..fuck

uh, oh, ahm