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  • Relish XXX
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 4904
    #1

    USA Terror Alert is at Red - URGENT

    The President just issued a warning saying that the terror alert is at red. He asks all citizens to get into safe positions. If you have a basement then get into it.

    Hide under your bed, do what you can, just dont leave the house and disconnect from the Internet.

    Protect the homeland

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/homeland/index.html

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    • StickyGreen
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      • Oct 2003
      • 13076
      #2
      why you lying?
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        • Bdiddy
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 2456
          #3
          I think the safest place would be in the ocean....you jump in first and I'll follow you in an hour or so. Getting a BJ right now.
          "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

          "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

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            • Relish XXX
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2004
              • 4904
              #4
              Originally posted by StickyGreen
              why you lying?
              Get into your basement and disconnect from the internet. The 'terror' alert is RED.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978
                  #5
                  Blame Canada

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                    • Relish XXX
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 4904
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Spunky
                      Blame Canada
                      Canada doesnt have a terror alert as they are all watching Ice Hockey and dont give a fuck.

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                        • pornguy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 62910
                          #7
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                            • Dagwolf
                              President of Canada
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 23141
                              #8
                              Current terror alert status:

                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94115
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                  Current terror alert status:

                                  ROFL !!

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                                    • MaddCaz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 9483
                                      #10
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                                        • StickyGreen
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 13076
                                          #11
                                          lol @ bert...
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                                            • thaifan99
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 3029
                                              #12
                                              roh roh - the sky is fallin!
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                                                • Promo Chicks
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 470
                                                  #13
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                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
                                                      A freakin' legend!
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 18975
                                                      #14
                                                      Let all the liberals go back into their dreams of a safe yesteryear, the glory days of Bill Clinton, before 9/11, when milk and honey and dotcom money poured through our streets in the USA --and before the evil GWB, war, and the high price of oil.

                                                      Stone and pillory any evil Republicans who have the ignorance to suggest that this blissful time of blow jobs in the Oval Office and cruise missiles in the Afghanistan mountains was anything but wonderful.

                                                      Burn any books that claim that this Clinton Camelot was actually the time when the terrorist plots were allowed to hatch and take root.
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                                                        • nostradamus
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 37
                                                          #15
                                                          VOTE FOR hillary Clinton
                                                          Our lives will get well again!!!

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                                                            • StickyGreen
                                                              .
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 13076
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                                              Let all the liberals go back into their dreams of a safe yesteryear, the glory days of Bill Clinton, before 9/11, when milk and honey and dotcom money poured through our streets in the USA --and before the evil GWB, war, and the high price of oil.

                                                              Stone and pillory any evil Republicans who have the ignorance to suggest that this blissful time of blow jobs in the Oval Office and cruise missiles in the Afghanistan mountains was anything but wonderful.

                                                              Burn any books that claim that this Clinton Camelot was actually the time when the terrorist plots were allowed to hatch and take root.
                                                              goddamn, i couldn't have said it better myself...
                                                              Refer Cam Girls and Take Home 10% of Everything They Make For Life

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                                                                • Pron Don
                                                                  Internet Entrepeneur
                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                  • 571
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Oh My God! Run For The Hills!
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                                                                  don of pron at gmail dot com

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                                                                    • pussyluver
                                                                      Clueless OleMan
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 11009
                                                                      #18
                                                                      If the terror alert were RED the Internet would be off.

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                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                          • 30509
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                                          Canada doesnt have a terror alert as they are all watching Ice Hockey and dont give a fuck.
                                                                          damn straight

                                                                          terror alerts is bullshit to scare the citizens
                                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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