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  • chaze
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 9776

    #1

    Here's a good one

    Ha ha


    Two adult webmasters meet on campus one day. The first webmaster calls out to the other, "Hey -- Nice bike! Where did you get it?"

    "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!' "

    "Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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  • HpicAnn
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    • Mar 2005
    • 4319

    #2
    hahahah the joke of the day!
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    • I'm a sig whore
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jun 2006
      • 1399

      #3

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      • nestle
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2006
        • 647

        #4
        I would've done her... right there in the middle of the street if there is a time limit. Jumped on the bike with her clothes and left her naked.

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        • Thomas1007
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          • Aug 2002
          • 5542

          #5
          lol good one.
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          • Sosa
            In Tushy Land
            • Oct 2002
            • 40149

            #6
            lol nice

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            • Shocking
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              • Feb 2006
              • 523

              #7
              really nice
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              • Barefootsies
                Choice is an Illusion
                • Feb 2005
                • 42635

                #8
                Toe hee.


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                • axelcat
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 25450

                  #9

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                  • SweetJeanette
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                    • May 2006
                    • 688

                    #10
                    Hehe, that was very cute
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                    • chaze
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 9776

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nestle
                      I would've done her... right there in the middle of the street if there is a time limit. Jumped on the bike with her clothes and left her naked.
                      Uh hu, suuuuuure
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                      • tony299
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 57021

                        #12
                        lol thanks for the chuckle

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                        • Scott McD
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792

                          #13
                          Hehehe, sad but probably true...


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                          • LauLau
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                            • Jan 2006
                            • 34

                            #14

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Lol..that made me chuckle

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                              • fullonvideo_1
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                                • Nov 2004
                                • 32

                                #16
                                hahahaha thats funny
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                                • reynold
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 51271

                                  #17
                                  Exactly what an Adult Webmaster is..

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                                  • babsy
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                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 282

                                    #18
                                    An adult webmaster was wandering along in an enchanted forest one day
                                    "Hey!"
                                    he turns around, can't see anything, and keeps walking.
                                    "Hey you, down here!"
                                    He turns around and notices a small frog sitting on a lilly in a nearby pond.
                                    So he bends down and goes "Er... you can talk?"
                                    "Yes, I'm actually a beautiful princess who has been turned into a frog by an evil witch! If you kiss me, it will break the spell and I will be yours forever!"
                                    So the guy ponders for a bit, then bends down, picks the frog up, and puts it in his pocket.
                                    "Hey! Aren't you going to kiss me?"
                                    "I'd rather have a talking frog!"

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                                    • Big_Red
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                                      • Jun 2006
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                                      #19
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                                      • BoyAlley
                                        So Fucking Gay
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 19714

                                        #20

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                                        • chaze
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 9776

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by babsy
                                          An adult webmaster was wandering along in an enchanted forest one day
                                          "Hey!"
                                          he turns around, can't see anything, and keeps walking.
                                          "Hey you, down here!"
                                          He turns around and notices a small frog sitting on a lilly in a nearby pond.
                                          So he bends down and goes "Er... you can talk?"
                                          "Yes, I'm actually a beautiful princess who has been turned into a frog by an evil witch! If you kiss me, it will break the spell and I will be yours forever!"
                                          So the guy ponders for a bit, then bends down, picks the frog up, and puts it in his pocket.
                                          "Hey! Aren't you going to kiss me?"
                                          "I'd rather have a talking frog!"
                                          Awsome
                                          Like the desert needs the rain
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                                          • shekinah
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                                            • May 2006
                                            • 8452

                                            #22
                                            hehehe that's a good one...thanks for making me smile

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                                            • sniperwolf
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 17743

                                              #23
                                              ahahaha.. thanks man.. I needed that!
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