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Originally Posted by BradM
Do the math. Put your cash in a mattress.  |
Why a mattress? How does that help mathematically?
(a) The mattress will be very uncomfortable and therefore lose its primary use.
(b) The cash will over time accumulate bed bugs and soak in your sweat & cum.
(c) Even if the cash does survive your bodily fluids, itll lose its value over time.
Id rather spend the cash on gold and keep the gold in a safe.