Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married........

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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #1

    Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married........

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
    husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
    3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
    cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
    was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
    in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
    midnight.)

    The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I told him
    "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,
    "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit",
    cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
    giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
    farted."

    Celebs
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  • gooddomains
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    • Jul 2003
    • 10127

    #2
    that's fucking hillarious

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    • Bdiddy
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      • Mar 2006
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      #3
      That was good
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      • biftek
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        • Jan 2005
        • 1030

        #4
        was rather crappy

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        • Pron Don
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          • Jun 2006
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          #5
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          • Fizzgig
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            • Feb 2004
            • 9649

            #6
            *giggle*
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            • Jarmusch
               
              • May 2003
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              #7

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              • bknoob
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                • Apr 2006
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                #8
                hahaha ^

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                • madawgz
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                  #9
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                  • distingo
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                    • May 2006
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                    #10
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                    • CuriousToyBoy
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                      • Aug 2005
                      • 16787

                      #11
                      Originally posted by distingo
                      WOW, a rocket surgeon !!!!

                      It must only be on 1000 websites because it is an oldie, but a goodie.

                      Back to Google son, your talents are wasted here.

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                      • DesignWise
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                        #12
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                        • distingo
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                          WOW, a rocket surgeon !!!!

                          It must only be on 1000 websites because it is an oldie, but a goodie.

                          Back to Google son, your talents are wasted here.

                          next time be more creative, you changed only the male to a female, but i still enjoy that one :food-smil
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                              #15
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                              • u-Bob
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                                #16
                                hehe

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                                • CuriousToyBoy
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                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 16787

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by distingo
                                  next time be more creative, you changed only the male to a female, but i still enjoy that one :food-smil
                                  Dude, a friend emailed it to me, I laughed, I copied, I shared.

                                  Go ring NASA, they are hiring.

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                                  • shermo

                                    #18
                                    hahah! That's fucking awesome. Nice!

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                                    • distingo
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                                      • May 2006
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                      Dude, a friend emailed it to me, I laughed, I copied, I shared.

                                      Go ring NASA, they are hiring.

                                      no need to "Go Justify Yourself"
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                                      • Furious_Female
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                                        #20
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                                        • Warren
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                                          #21
                                          That cuckoo knows it's its day will come.
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                                          • germ
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                                            #22
                                            good joke

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                                            • Pete-KT
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                                              #23
                                              Thats a good one

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                                                #24
                                                To close to reality.

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                                                    #26
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                                                    • hova
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                                                      #27
                                                      funny story
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                                                      • Tdog
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                                                        #28
                                                        That one is funny, thanks.

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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          #29
                                                          Lol..that made me chuckle

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                                                          • nico-t
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                                                            • Aug 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                            Dude, a friend emailed it to me, I laughed, I copied, I shared.

                                                            Go ring NASA, they are hiring.

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                                                            • jono
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                                                              #31
                                                              LOL Good joke.

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                                                              • ne0
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                                                                #32
                                                                hahaha, fucking nice
                                                                hai2u

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                                                                • Furious_Male
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  that is a good one
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                                                                  • Sosa
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    haha good one

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                                                                      #35
                                                                      pretty Funny

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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Pretty funny, which is rare.

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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Damn that shit was funny
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                                                                          • E$_manager
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            that was funny! Stop farting at night!
                                                                            My husband goes with me everywhere. He also goes without me everywhere.
                                                                            When i say i'd better go alone with girls - girls party, he becomes upset
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                                                                            • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                              Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                              • 16787

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by distingo
                                                                              no need to "Go Justify Yourself"
                                                                              Smallpeople with small minds with TOO much time on their hands.

                                                                              Celebs
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                                                                              • PaulB IYP
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                lmao...super funny..nice one
                                                                                she probably cheated on him as well
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                                                                                • 60grand
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  ahaha good joke
                                                                                  1,2

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                                                                                  • wyldblyss
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    ROFL, that one is funny, I was actually laughing out loud~!

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                                                                                    • seeric
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      hahaha. good chuckle buddy.

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