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  • FLAiR
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    10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes

    10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes

    The number one blowjob mistake: letting your teeth hit his cock. We can't stress this enough. Ask any guy and he'll tell you again and again: nothing is worse than a blowjob that is "all teeth". In fact, most guys won't admit it, but their idea of a perfect blowjob would be getting sucked off by a gorgeous woman with removable dentures. Teeth can nick and scrape the sensitive skin of the penis. Open your mouth wide enough that they stay away from his cock, or suck your lips in over them to cushion the rough edges. If he's wearing a condom during the blowjob this may provide a slight buffer, but don't count on it.


    2.. Going too fast

    Some guys enjoy a quickie, but unless they're in a hurry to get back to work or back to their wife/girlfriend, most men like to savor the experience of getting their cock sucked. So don't rush them. It's not a race to see how fast you can get him to spurt. Take your time and make it last. Concentrate on different parts of his penis, or his balls, then go back to basic sucking and stroking. At the end of a luxuriant BJ session, he'll blow a much larger, more satisfying load.


    3.. Sucking too hard

    Hoovering him like a dustbuster may seem like a good idea in theory, but there's a wrong way to do it. Don't fasten your mouth around the head of his cock and suck like you're trying to get a triple-thick milkshake though a straw. Guys' dickheads are the most sensitive part of the penis, and uncut guys are even more sensitive there. The proper technique to hoover is to take more of his cock into your mouth and apply moderate suction.


    4.. Crushing his nuts

    Don't grab his balls and squeeze like you're trying to crack walnuts. This is a move you want to pull on a would-be rapist, not a guy you're trying to get off. It's painful. Many guys like to have their sack rubbed, licked, or gently tugged during a bj. You can even take a break from sucking his cock to take one or both of his balls into your mouth. But don't yank on the family jewels, and don't put them in a vise grip.


    5.. Barfing and gagging

    Throwing up while giving a bj is definitely a turn-off, although sometimes this happens to the most well-intentioned cocksuckers. What happens is they get overenthusiastic, take the cock too deep or hard into their throat, the gag reflex gets triggered, and then it's all over. Or once the cum starts hitting the back of her throat, things start flowing the wrong way. Don't try to deep throat on your first BJ. Everyone will be sorry. Practice first on dildos to get your gag-reflex under control. Or just work up to it at your own speed.


    6.. Remaining immobile

    Putting his cock in your mouth and then doing nothing is as bad as overdoing it. Most guys don't want to feel like they're face-fucking a cadaver. You need to work it at least a little. A total lack of effort or enthusiasm on your part is a real buzz kill. If you don't know what to do with your tongue, at least bob your head. After a while, he may want to take a more active role and have you relax while he fucks your mouth, but you need to give him a little encouragement to get him aroused.


    7.. Not using enough pressure

    Wimpy blowjobs are no fun. Be firm and suck him like you mean it. Lapping his dick lightly will just make him feel teased. Licking his dick like it's a lollipop or popsicle may be fun to get warmed up, but then you have to get down to business. Use a firm (but not too firm) hand to work the shaft of his cock, while you get your mouth all over his knob and caress it with your tongue.


    8.. Spitting

    Most guys want you to swallow and think that a BJ really isn't complete until his load goes down your throat. The only exception is if he gets off more on spraying it on your face, tits, or somewhere else. If you really don't want to swallow, this can be an acceptable compromise. Symbolically, swallowing shows that you accept him and his manly essence fully. Although we can't endorse unprotected bodily fluid exchange in any form, if you happen to be giving an unprotected blowjob (i.e., without a condom) and you end up with his spunk in your mouth, do not retch his cum into a wastebasket in front of him. If you really feel you must spit, do it discreetly into a towel or tissue.


    9.. Dry mouth

    A good BJ involves a lot of saliva. Don't be afraid to get a little sloppy and drool on his cock. If your mouth is dry from nervousness or whatever, there will be too much friction and stickiness to give good head. If your mouth is dry, drink some water and rinse. Try to work up a good mouthful of spit before you go down. Suck on a hard candy to get your juice flowing, or suck on an Altoid to give him a mentholated BJ.


    10.. Stranglehold

    Don't put his cock in a deathgrip. It's fine to wrap a hand around the shaft, but don't clench and for god's sake, watch the nails. Just hold it enough to keep it from flopping around and shuck his pole with your hand while you work him with your mouth. His dick shouldn't have a handprint on it when you're done.
  • buddyjuf

    #2
    good post!

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    • Bdiddy
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      #3
      I can think of a couple females from my past who need to read that
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      • Jace
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        #4
        I love having my balls squeezed during a blowjob, the harder the better

        I am a sick as mother fucker though

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        • BobG
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          #5
          Can I add...

          11. Don't claim to be all good at it or like "I give the best bj's" and shit. Chances are if you make that claim, the guy is gonna be like, "eh, it wasn't that great."

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          • anne
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            #6
            Wow very insightful.. All I have learned about bjs came from porn lol
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            • martinsc
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              #7
              true
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              • nofx
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                #8
                keep that shit wet ;]

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                • Lance69
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                  #9
                  Personally I love having my cock bit. Just not on the head, way to sensitive! Shit I've had teeth marks all up on the shaft, and loved it!
                  I like to play the how low can you make the teeth marks on the shaft game!
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                  • NoHassleSteve
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BobG
                    Can I add...

                    11. Don't claim to be all good at it or like "I give the best bj's" and shit. Chances are if you make that claim, the guy is gonna be like, "eh, it wasn't that great."

                    That's just so she'll practice until she gets it right
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                    • CaptainHowdy
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by FLAiR
                      10.. Stranglehold

                      Don't put his cock in a deathgrip. It's fine to wrap a hand around the shaft, but don't clench and for god's sake, watch the nails. Just hold it enough to keep it from flopping around and shuck his pole with your hand while you work him with your mouth. His dick shouldn't have a handprint on it when you're done.
                      LOL !! That should be # 1... I think it's one of the most common mistakes !!

                      I've never got a single good bj from a gf !

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                      • BusterBunny
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                        #12
                        my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • FLAiR
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                          #13
                          bump! =)

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                          • Elli
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                            #14
                            There are ways to use your teeth beneficially, of course.
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                            • gooddomains
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                              #15
                              bj are great

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                              • Sosa
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                                #16
                                great post!

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                                • Farang
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                                  #17
                                  good reading, thanks
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                                    #18
                                    Bump for some great practical knowledge!
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                                      #19
                                      great post. expected to see Boyalley on the top of this one.
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                                      • gimo33
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                                        #20
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                                        • d00t
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                          good post!
                                          you were rather quick to post in this thread

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                                          • Devastation
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                                            #22
                                            any blowjob is a good blowjob

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                                            • czarina
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                                              #23
                                              wow! good info... I should practice tonight, and let you know tomorrow how it went

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                                                #24
                                                haha lol

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                                                • Blake Diesel
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                                                  #25
                                                  Amazing notes!!

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                                                  • Mike Semen
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Lance69
                                                    Personally I love having my cock bit. Just not on the head, way to sensitive! Shit I've had teeth marks all up on the shaft, and loved it!
                                                    I like to play the how low can you make the teeth marks on the shaft game!
                                                    Interesting. Might have to ask for that next time. I quite like having it slapped hard in the middle of a bj.
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                                                    • emthree
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                                                      #27
                                                      #1 Post of the week.

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                                                      • ffmihai
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                                                        #28
                                                        good stuff!

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                                                        • GlydeGirl
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                                                          #29
                                                          Great tips FLAir, thanks for sharing! I love oral sex, both giving and receiving, and agree with your tips! My man and I love to give each other oral pleasure for about 45 minutes in a session.... slow, enjoyabe, & inspired.

                                                          I also have a recommendation for women who want to get better at blowjobs... put on some rhythmic music and "jam" to it using your tongue and mouth as "percussion" to the grooves of the music. By doing that you get out of your "head" and the whole "am-I-doing-it-righ"t mindset and get into the soul of the experience... you get in better touch with your partner's body language, you get inspired as to different things to do... it's really a great technique in my books!

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                                                          • SweetJeanette
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BobG
                                                            Can I add...

                                                            11. Don't claim to be all good at it or like "I give the best bj's" and shit. Chances are if you make that claim, the guy is gonna be like, "eh, it wasn't that great."

                                                            Lol, not in my case. When I say I give the best bj's, it's true! Lol I didn't start saying it until I started getting compliments about how good I was.
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                                                            • shermo

                                                              #31
                                                              Great thread! I remember posting this on Blowjob Blog. Love rehashing funny stuff!

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                                                              • pussyluver
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                                                                #32
                                                                Flair r u male or female and are you over 18.

                                                                Should BoyAlley ask you out or some of the rest of us?

                                                                Pics would be nice to go along with the instructions. perhaps an instructional video?

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                                                                • FLAiR
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                  Flair r u male or female and are you over 18.

                                                                  Should BoyAlley ask you out or some of the rest of us?

                                                                  Pics would be nice to go along with the instructions. perhaps an instructional video?
                                                                  male.. and im not saying my age.. (im quite young)

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                                                                  • germ
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    i will be printing out this thread and handing copies to girls i meet.

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                                                                    • FLAiR
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                      Flair r u male or female and are you over 18.

                                                                      Should BoyAlley ask you out or some of the rest of us?

                                                                      Pics would be nice to go along with the instructions. perhaps an instructional video?
                                                                      another thing.. i am gay.. so that mite put you off abit from the ermm.. post?

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                                                                      • AdultInsider Cloner
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                          • ClearHead
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            very useful for girls and not only for girls
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                                                                            • HpicAnn
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Great blowjob tips
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                                                                                #40

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                                                                                • GatorB
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by FLAiR
                                                                                  10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes
                                                                                  2.. Going too fast

                                                                                  Some guys enjoy a quickie, but unless they're in a hurry to get back to work or back to their wife/girlfriend, most men like to savor the experience of getting their cock sucked. So don't rush them. It's not a race to see how fast you can get him to spurt. Take your time and make it last. Concentrate on different parts of his penis, or his balls, then go back to basic sucking and stroking. At the end of a luxuriant BJ session, he'll blow a much larger, more satisfying load.
                                                                                  I guess I'm different than most here. It takes me forever to cum if at all from a BJ so unless a girl goes fast then I aint cumming. Also I don't like licking the balls and shit. In fact stopping at all to lick anything is a no no. Just suck and hope I can get off in less than 15 minutes.

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                                                                                  • giftedtwisted
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    This should be an amendment to the U.S. constitution

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                                                                                    • pussyluver
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by FLAiR
                                                                                      another thing.. i am gay.. so that mite put you off abit from the ermm.. post?

                                                                                      The gay part is fine, just not me. BoyAlley's cup of tea. The age part will be important.

                                                                                      Don't understand how anyone in adult can be put off just cause someone is gay???

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                                                                                      • pussyluver
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by giftedtwisted
                                                                                        This should be an amendment to the U.S. constitution
                                                                                        Amen!

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                                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'm defo forwarding this onto my gf...


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                                                                                          • tony299
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            good post forwarding to the women I know lol

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                                                                                            • T - Bone
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by czarina
                                                                                              wow! good info... I should practice tonight, and let you know tomorrow how it went
                                                                                              A real student to the game... Nice.

                                                                                              Interested to see how things turn out...

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                                                                                              • FLAiR
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                                                The gay part is fine, just not me. BoyAlley's cup of tea. The age part will be important.

                                                                                                Don't understand how anyone in adult can be put off just cause someone is gay???

                                                                                                yeah.. well about my age put it this way im legal in UK

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                                                                                                • BigasMoe
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Excellent Post!
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                                                                                                  • Relish XXX
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Lance69
                                                                                                    Personally I love having my cock bit. Just not on the head, way to sensitive! Shit I've had teeth marks all up on the shaft, and loved it!
                                                                                                    I like to play the how low can you make the teeth marks on the shaft game!
                                                                                                    Dam I agree with you. I like it rough and I like the girls gnashers to be fucking biting.

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