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I am voting republican because I believe the lord jesus christ who are thou in heaven wants us to scour clean the earth of un god like thoughts such as pre marital sex and behavior direspectful to my lord such as the hugging and imoral hand holding seen on television.
I am votibg republican because......If god wanted us to research things that will improve human life like stem cell research, then he would have given us a sign and buckets and buckets of stem cells.... I don't see any buckets
I am voting republican because I am pregnant by my father but my brother thinks the baby is his...... If roe v wade is overturned niether of them can ask me to have an abortion
I am voting republican because I believe that debt is just a word.... and that we will never have to pay china back anyway... so lets charge it the fuck up
I am vo ting republican because democrats make too big a deal about the environment ... we all have to die at some point and if god wanted us to have clean air and preserve nature... he would have given us a sign
I am voting republican because I am a high school dropout and voting republican is the only way to be right with god
I am voting republican because I despise the adult entertainment industry and would like nothing better than to set examples out of all adult webmaster
Bottom line
I am voting republican because I am one inbred scared little man who's insecure in his sexuality.
FACT.. Every single republican male I have ever met has been latent homosexual and eventually comes out the closet. This is the main reason they fear gays so much
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