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  • Quoth the Raven
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2001
    • 617

    #1

    Sponsors, give free hosting to promote your sites.

    After three years in this carnaval freak show, the man they call Raven has become a leader and a well respected smut peddler, and from now on will only promote your sites if free bannerless hosting is provided.




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    Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
    Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    So you're saying you're gonna go work for Taco Bell then?
    SIG TOO BIG

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    • Gary
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 6110

      #3
      ROFL!!!!

      I'm only gonna promote sponsors that dont require sales or traffic in order to send me cash.

      Up to 35$ per join...!

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      • SixNine
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 1357

        #4
        HaHa

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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          I think ol' Quothy musta slipped in the kitchen, bumped his head on the countertop, and fallen into a pile of crack dust on the floor, inhaling suddenly in a panic reaction, and in this new disoriented state, is wandering aimlessly amongst the poor lost minds, damaged, yet sharing the common misguided falsehood which relentlessly dictates to their own blind & demented remnants of grey matter that they did indeed have the world by the balls and everything was gonna be titties and chocolate sauce as the sky turned green and rained down money and hallucinogenic toads...

          ...and then reality stepped up with a long overdue bitch slappin'.
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • Quoth the Raven
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2001
            • 617

            #6
            I hate to rain on your parade, but I shall not be denied free bannerless hosting as a minimum requirement for promoting your pay sites. It cannot be eluded.

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              [ELUDE]Wanna bet?[/ELUDE]
              SIG TOO BIG

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              • Kimmykim
                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                • Jun 2001
                • 16015

                #8
                Working at Taco Bell for sure -- he oughta know they ain't gonna give him a franchise, pay for the building and stock it for him.

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                • Trenton
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 471

                  #9
                  This Raven dude is on to somthing good. You paysite owners ought to pull your heads out of your asses, and realize that we the gallery makers are what support this industry.

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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    You're on grog.
                    SIG TOO BIG

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                    • Kimmykim
                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 16015

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Trenton:
                      This Raven dude is on to somthing good. You paysite owners ought to pull your heads out of your asses, and realize that we the gallery makers are what support this industry.
                      maybe you should try it Garys way.

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                      • Amputate Your Head
                        There can be only one
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 39075

                        #12
                        How about this instead:

                        For every unique you send that doesn't convert, we charge YOU for the bandwidth we're putting out, until such time that you stop sending such shitty traffic.
                        SIG TOO BIG

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                        • The Truth
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 920

                          #13
                          WOW - this has to be another lame attempt at humor.

                          I guess Raven will be promoting All Petite to his manager "Ernie" @ Taco Bell until he gets his nickel raise.

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                          • Lightning
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 870

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kimmykim:
                            Working at Taco Bell for sure -- he oughta know they ain't gonna give him a franchise, pay for the building and stock it for him.
                            Then after all that He wants to be Paid if he sells a taco or 2....LOL......

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                            • Kimmykim
                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 16015

                              #15
                              Somebodys on to something.

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                              • Wilber
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2001
                                • 1295

                                #16
                                Hell, I'd settle for a good href counter.
                                Sig NOT for sale

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                                • pr0
                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 23088

                                  #17
                                  I'll provide you free bannerless hosting :-) I will hook you up on my personal server (geocities.com) or perhaps you wanna use my backup server (angelfire.com)

                                  Heh =)
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                                  • Quoth the Raven
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 617

                                    #18
                                    Laugh til your heart desire but sponsors such as ARS and Dollarmachine have seen the light and many others have express interest in providing the man they call Raven with free bannerless hosting.


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                                    Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

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                                    • Ludedude
                                      Suck it!
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 4432

                                      #19
                                      You forgot something...you forgot to ask them to make the galleries and post them for you too.

                                      What a crock of shit.

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                                      • 12clicks
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 19816

                                        #20
                                        I'm kinda leaning the other way. I want to start charging free host guys for the ability to be in our programs.

                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                        • Kimmykim
                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 16015

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 12clicks:
                                          I'm kinda leaning the other way. I want to start charging free host guys for the ability to be in our programs.

                                          You are making too damn much sense again, stop it.

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                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                            There can be only one
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 39075

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Quoth the Raven:
                                            many others have express interest in providing the man they call Raven with free bannerless hosting.
                                            I'll give you free bannerless hosting when you can guarantee me, in writing, that every single unique click will convert to a full membership, and not before.

                                            And that's from the man they call Amputate.

                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                            • E-van
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 447

                                              #23
                                              Hey Raven, hit me up at ICQ 48690894, I know of at least one underused sponsor offering bannerless free hosting with good conversions, don't want to spam the board though.

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                                              • Quoth the Raven
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2001
                                                • 617

                                                #24
                                                If your sponsor program name start with these follwing letters XSW.., the man they call Raven is already promoting your sites using your free bannerless hosting plan.

                                                All other sponsors are also welcome.

                                                Originally posted by E-van:
                                                Hey Raven, hit me up at ICQ 48690894, I know of at least one underused sponsor offering bannerless free hosting with good conversions, don't want to spam the board though.


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                                                Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
                                                Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

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                                                • Kimmykim
                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 16015

                                                  #25
                                                  Why is this nonsense STILL going on???

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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Kimmykim:
                                                    Why is this nonsense STILL going on???
                                                    I guess he's still looking for the hosting they call bannerless and free.

                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 16015

                                                      #27
                                                      I'd like a free lunch too but I don't see it sailing in on a tall ship across the horizon.

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                                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                                        There can be only one
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 39075

                                                        #28
                                                        The lunch they call free?
                                                        SIG TOO BIG

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                                                        • Burtman
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 484

                                                          #29
                                                          These are the only other three that I am aware of:
                                                          ARS
                                                          Lucky Partners
                                                          Dollar Machine

                                                          I guess these guys are fucking crazy too for offering bannerless free hosting. Probably won't be long before they go tits up *lol*

                                                          Burtman

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                                                          • ElvisManson
                                                            Looking California
                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 5476

                                                            #30
                                                            Not crazy.

                                                            Big Pipe!

                                                            LOL

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                                                            • Kimmykim
                                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 16015

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                                                              The lunch they call free?
                                                              Yeah they say a married man has sex with his wife for free too, but I ain't buying that one either...

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                                                              • Quoth the Raven
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2001
                                                                • 617

                                                                #32
                                                                There are many more than those listed below.

                                                                Originally posted by Burtman:
                                                                These are the only other three that I am aware of:
                                                                ARS
                                                                Lucky Partners
                                                                Dollar Machine

                                                                I guess these guys are fucking crazy too for offering bannerless free hosting. Probably won't be long before they go tits up *lol*

                                                                Burtman


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                                                                Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

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                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 39075

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Well... good luck in your quest Quothy. Generally, I've known since I was three that there ain't no free lunch in this world, and if you do manage to find one, I highly doubt that their gonna be feedin' you for long. People that give everything away for free tend to have empty bank accounts. There's gotta be something comin' back in return for all that freeness... and from my perspective, you gotta bring a whole lot more to the table than "Give me free shit and pay me too." It just don't work that way.

                                                                  So anyway... I know this doesn't make any sense to you so I'll just leave it at that. Good luck... have fun.
                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                  • Quoth the Raven
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2001
                                                                    • 617

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Thanks to all sponsors that have e-mailed me and offered to provide banner free hosting.

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                                                                    Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

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