I use to do it every single morning. It was a great way to start the day and it really opens the eyes. But then I just fell out of it. It comes in waves. I have no modivation anymore, my heart is broken. LOL
I use to do it every single morning. It was a great way to start the day and it really opens the eyes. But then I just fell out of it. It comes in waves. I have no modivation anymore, my heart is broken. LOL
Well.. masturbation is gold, but unfortunately i do not get a chance to do it enough.. always get interrupted by assholes trying to use the stall next to me at the office bathrooms =)
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If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
I use to do it every single morning. It was a great way to start the day and it really opens the eyes. But then I just fell out of it. It comes in waves. I have no modivation anymore, my heart is broken. LOL
I use to do it every single morning. It was a great way to start the day and it really opens the eyes. But then I just fell out of it. It comes in waves. I have no modivation anymore, my heart is broken. LOL
Oh no, thats not good. I've got just what you need to mend that broken heart and all the modivation you need. [/smooth muffin]
i was listening to love line last night when i was getting a tattoo, and there was a guy who called in asking if there was such a thing as over masturbation because he masturbated on an average of 9 times a day. i think my dick would fall off if i even tried that.
i was listening to love line last night when i was getting a tattoo, and there was a guy who called in asking if there was such a thing as over masturbation because he masturbated on an average of 9 times a day. i think my dick would fall off if i even tried that.
at 9 times a day I'd be telling my hand to fuck off and get a life!!!
Every time I hear a bell ring I compulsively masturbate. This includes telephone rings, doorbells, chimes, or just about anything else that makes a sound remotely close to a bell. Oops, just heard a trillian bloop, I have to get to business... now where the hell did I put that lotion?
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