Why do people refer to a 3-4000 sq. ft. home as a "Mansion"? So lame!

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  • xNetworx
    So Fucking What
    • Jan 2004
    • 14445

    #1

    Why do people refer to a 3-4000 sq. ft. home as a "Mansion"? So lame!

    So this weekend I was invited to a "Mansion Party"... When I arrived it was more like a "Thats a pretty good sized home party"!
    Ok... for all you people who throw around the term "Mansion" loosely... let me clarify for you. A 4 bedroom, 3500 sq ft house is not a mansion unless its in Manhattan or someplace similar! Lets get this straight ok. If the average Joe doesn't say "Oh my god this house is fucking HUGE!" when they arrive, its not a mansion. Please stop getting people's hopes up!


    Mansion:


    NOT A Mansion
  • BoyAlley
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    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Yeah I definately wouldn't classify that as a mansion, but it is indeed a nice home....

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    • avalanche
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      • Feb 2005
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      #3
      Completely agree. The only time I'd say "Mansion" would work for a home that size is if it's on 3 acres, a huge pool, basketball courts, pool house, etc. But then your combined square footage would probably be about 10,000 so either way......
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      • xNetworx
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        • Jan 2004
        • 14445

        #4
        Originally posted by BoyAlley
        Yeah I definately wouldn't classify that as a mansion, but it is indeed a nice home....
        That is a gorgeous home and used as an example. I would love to own that home.

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        • Mutt
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          • Sep 2002
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          #5
          this is a mansion to white trash

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          • Mr Pheer
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            • Dec 2002
            • 22082

            #6
            Originally posted by pimpporn
            Mansion:


            NOT A Mansion
            top one is a Mansion, bottom one is a McMansion

            and yes McMansion is the proper name for it, go look it up

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            • Anthony
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              • Feb 2001
              • 9653

              #7
              I remember back in my RE days, that anything over 5000 sq ft was considered as a small mansion, or the beginning of the classification.

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              • pornguy
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                • Mar 2003
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                #8
                Depending on what they came from that might be a mansion.
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                • notabook
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                  • Apr 2006
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                  #9
                  Both of those are mansions to 90% of the world

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                  • xNetworx
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 14445

                    #10
                    Originally posted by notabook
                    Both of those are mansions to 90% of the world
                    All I ask is that you don't invite me to a "Mansion Party" and I show up and can run around the entire outside of the house in under 8 seconds
                    Last edited by xNetworx; 06-19-2006, 08:14 PM.

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                    • BoyAlley
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                      • Nov 2004
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by pimpporn
                      All I ask is that you don't invite me to a "Mansion Party" and I show up and can run around the entire outside of the house in under 15 seconds
                      rofl

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                      • BSleazy
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                        • Aug 2002
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                        #12
                        Ya that's maybe a $300,000 give or take house in Michigan depending on the area.
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                        • fallenmuffin
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                          • Nov 2005
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                          #13
                          I agree but their all better then the 750 sq foot apartment I'm looking at renting.

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                          • BradShaw
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                            • Oct 2001
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                            #14
                            Mansions are over-rated. I have lived in one, 12,000+ SF and nothing but headaches and big bills. Give me 3000 well laid out SF any day of the week. I rather spend my $ on important things, like cock and whores. I mean coke.
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                            • kristin
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                              • Sep 2002
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                              #15
                              Actually ... it's considered a mansion at 5000 ft. I believe.

                              We had a decent sized house in Western New York growing up and I remember the reason by Dad didn't put on an addition was because it would then be classified as a mansion and the already insane NY taxes would go even higher.
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                              • tony299
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                                • Aug 2002
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                                #16
                                you are correct , where we live there is a road thats all mansions. Some of them have to be over 10,000 sq ft . I cant imagine the fucking utility bills, even if I could afford it I wouldnt have one two people and three dogs in 10, 000 sq ft sounds very lonely lol.

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                                • Webby
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                                  • Oct 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                  you are correct , where we live there is a road thats all mansions. Some of them have to be over 10,000 sq ft . I cant imagine the fucking utility bills, even if I could afford it I wouldnt have one two people and three dogs in 10, 000 sq ft sounds very lonely lol.
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                                  Half that is more than enough for a decent lifestyle - irrespective of "wealth".

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                                  • Sosa
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                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 40149

                                    #18
                                    I would take that bottom house any time.

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                                    • Bdiddy
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                                      #19
                                      Would you like fries with your Mcmansion?
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                                      • Doctor Dre
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                                        • Jan 2001
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                                        #20
                                        A mansion is when you need employes to take care of it.. (it would be impossible to work and take care of it proprely). That's my definition of a mansion.
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                                        • HushMoney
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                          A mansion is when you need employes to take care of it.. (it would be impossible to work and take care of it proprely). That's my definition of a mansion.
                                          That's a good measure of it!!
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                                          • Anthony
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                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 9653

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                            A mansion is when you need employes to take care of it.. (it would be impossible to work and take care of it proprely). That's my definition of a mansion.
                                            I had a 3000 sq ft house, and had a maid come in twice weekly to clean it.

                                            I guess by your definition, it's a mansion.

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                                            • Matt 26z
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                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 18481

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                              I must have had the dogs in when you came onto my property and took this.

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                                              • Mr Pheer
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                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 22082

                                                #24
                                                ya think my house qualifies as a McMansion??

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                                                • MrIzzz
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                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  both are gorgeous homes but i would feel alot more comfortable living in number 2. i dont need much more than a 2 car garage and 5 bedrooms


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                                                  • Peaches
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 13933

                                                    #26
                                                    I brought this up a year or so ago on another board. IMO, if you have less that 10K sq ft and 20+ acres, you don't live in a mansion.

                                                    A good friend of mine built a house with 11K sq ft but it was more for investment purposes. Because of where it is, he'll be able to sell it for double what he paid for it (and when you start in the millions, double's pretty darned good) when he moves after getting his kids out of the school. In fact, now he's looking at property up near me. I'm about to make my RE agent a very happy woman

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                                                    • Peaches
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                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 13933

                                                      #27
                                                      I downsized when I moved to this house and it's perfect. Went from almost 4000 sq ft to just over 2000 sq ft. It's the perfect size for me

                                                      What kills me are these 12K+ sq ft homes on half an acre of land. So you either have to leave your blinds down all the time or hope you look good enough where your neighbors won't giggle about you at the HOA meetings.

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                                                      • MikeHawk
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                                                        • Jan 2004
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                                          #29
                                                          now, thats a hot lookig mansion.

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                                                          • madawgz
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                                                            #30
                                                            damn, id love to live in the first pic you posted
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                                                            • WWC-Pajio
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                                                              #31
                                                              ....nice fucking house!! I have to have over than 20 kids to live in there.. lol
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                                                              • Jakke PNG
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                                                                • Nov 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                damn, id love to live in the first pic you posted
                                                                Why?
                                                                I would NEVER EVER buy a house with more than like 4 bedrooms. Just pointless.
                                                                I'd be more comfortable living in a 2 bedroom cottage than a 17 bedroom mansion.
                                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                                • chupachups
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                  Why?
                                                                  I would NEVER EVER buy a house with more than like 4 bedrooms. Just pointless.
                                                                  I'd be more comfortable living in a 2 bedroom cottage than a 17 bedroom mansion.
                                                                  Yeah I agree...

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                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 40077

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Why does anyone care what anyone else calls their home? On the same note I would never call a home anything..it is what it is.

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                                                                    • milambur
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                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'm thinking of building a house, so I was looking for inspiration and found this site:
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                                                                      This is one of my favorite plans:

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                                                                      • Taboo
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                                                                        • Jul 2004
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I believe over 5K is called a mansion. When it comes to my home, I like to call the whole place an OFFICE w/ living quarters.

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                                                                        They played it last night and featured Joe Francis' (Girls Gone Wild) pad in Mexico, I believe 28,000 sq ft party beach house with an "ANYTHING BUTTON" by everything phone... and he means "anything" for his celeb guests that frequently stay over. Pales in comparison to Trump's latest House project he's building to flip ($125M) highest priced home in USA and will most likely get asking price. 68,000 sq ft. I don't think it even should be called a Mansion, it's more like an American Palace, but even that's not a good enough description, it might even have it's own zip code. I just wish I could afford it and then I'd fill it up with every poor or homeless person I could find cause most likely it will be bought by someone who won't even live there most of the time.


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                                                                        • V_RocKs
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I don't think it is square feet or even the number of rooms or bathrooms or a ratio there of.

                                                                          I am thinking it has a lot more to do with the land it is on and the decor and the general overall feel. I have seen 8 bedroom houses that look like a mansion and others that look more like a ghetto apartment complex.

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                                                                            • jayeff
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Of course, sneering at other peoples' pretentiousness or lack of knowledge doesn't show a whole lot of class either...

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                                                                              • The Ghost
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by MrPheer
                                                                                ya think my house qualifies as a McMansion??

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                                                                                When I was younger, anything 6 bedrooms or more was considered a mansion. Then again, we were BROKE in a 2 bedroom 600 sqf dump. I guess with the advent of Cribs, peoples' opinions have changed.
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                                                                                • The Ghost
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Oh, and I'll add that if everyone's house on your block looks JUST like yours, it's not a mansion.
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                                                                                  • AmateurFlix
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                    What kills me are these 12K+ sq ft homes on half an acre of land.
                                                                                    those type are popping up all over the place here! not 12k sq ft but still decent sized, probably 2-4x the area of a normal house, then they are literally 20 feet apart from one another

                                                                                    I can't imagine wanting to pay several hundered thousand dollars in this area to be nearly as close to one's neighbor as if it were an apartment complex.

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                                                                                    • wyldblyss
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I agree! The second pic is certainly not a mansion

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                                                                                      • GTS Mark
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                                        Mansions are over-rated. I have lived in one, 12,000+ SF and nothing but headaches and big bills. Give me 3000 well laid out SF any day of the week. I rather spend my $ on important things, like cock and whores. I mean coke.
                                                                                        Yeah I gotta agree with you on that one Brad, big houses come with big bills.

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                                                                                        • 12clicks
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                                                          All I ask is that you don't invite me to a "Mansion Party" and I show up and can run around the entire outside of the house in under 8 seconds
                                                                                          Now see, I would just be appreciative of the invite, not worry about what they call your home.

                                                                                          what is yours like, btw?
                                                                                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                          • Khun
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by milambur
                                                                                            I'm thinking of building a house, so I was looking for inspiration and found this site:
                                                                                            http://archivaldesigns.com/plan_brow...&Search=Search

                                                                                            This is one of my favorite plans:


                                                                                            Damn nice floorplan!
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                                                                                            • CumPacker
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • Tdog
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                                                                So this weekend I was invited to a "Mansion Party"... When I arrived it was more like a "Thats a pretty good sized home party"!
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                                                                                                • BigCashCrew
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  did you ever go to Grand View Drive? Those are some mansions...

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                                                                                                  • D
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                    A mansion is when you need employes to take care of it.. (it would be impossible to work and take care of it proprely). That's my definition of a mansion.
                                                                                                    By that definition, though... a lot of Frat House Bathrooms would be considered 45-square-foot mansions.

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