Metrosexual style on the decline?
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Metrosexual style on the decline?
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Fuck that shit , I am still gonna get my eyebrows waxed and a weekly manicure and pedicure!!!!!!!!!!
Also go tanning few times per week.Comment
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So I am at a bar on the weekend and a metro guy bumps into a macho guy. The macho guy says, "Excuse me?" As if he is looking for the metro guy to say it. The metro guy says, "I am not affriad of you, asshole." And then smiles at his girlfriend who puts her hand on his biceps like he has something there.
The macho dude says, "Fuck you, faggot, just because you look like James Bond doesn't mean you are James Bond." And then proceeds to drop him in one hit. The metro dude wakes up about 20 seconds later CRYING. The girl is going hysterical and calling everyone who is laughing their asses off "Brutes."
Fucking lamers...
Juicy, I consider you both since you at least have some size.Comment
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Originally posted by 12clicksI've always been me. Sometimes with a frilly shirt and expensive hair cut, but always me.
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Originally posted by 12clicksI've always been me. Sometimes with a frilly shirt and expensive hair cut, but always me.
you forgot about the spray tanning and the bikini wax...
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i will do my manscaping regularly. where most of us live, lets see what women like more, a guy who looks and smells good, or a greasy truck driver type with 4 fot braided underarm hairs and scruffed mustard smeared faced from burgers and beers with the good ole boys down by the docks.
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Originally posted by A1R3Ki will do my manscaping regularly. where most of us live, lets see what women like more, a guy who looks and smells good, or a greasy truck driver type with 4 fot braided underarm hairs and scruffed mustard smeared faced from burgers and beers with the good ole boys down by the docks.

C'mon bro -- there's a whole lotta room in there --
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no spray tan. I don't like how my feet turn brown.Originally posted by xxxdesign-netyou forgot about the spray tanning and the bikini wax...
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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uh, I mean, I don't like how it makes *other peoples* feet turn brown. Never did it myself.Originally posted by 12clicksno spray tan. I don't like how my feet turn brown.
really.I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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Originally posted by A1R3Ki will do my manscaping regularly. where most of us live, lets see what women like more, a guy who looks and smells good, or a greasy truck driver type with 4 fot braided underarm hairs and scruffed mustard smeared faced from burgers and beers with the good ole boys down by the docks.

btw.. if you read the article.. you'll find that the guy's opinion isnt based on much... The article is actually quite laughable... They'll give a voice to anyone's these days..Comment
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Gotta follow demand, bro -- I's a bidness man --Originally posted by A1R3Kquiet metrosexual!!!!!!
traitor!
LOL
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I'm glad that no one on GFY has the time to actually follow links and read anymore. Had they done that they would have seen that the new machismo man isn't the old stereotype of a smelly, dirty, unshaven, brute. But more like a combination of the better traits of a metrosexual (without going overboard), and masculinity.
Aka, the happy medium.
But what would be the fun in reading a link?
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K. I didn't read the article, so sue me on that. But based on this post (like 2HP said) there's a lot of room between showering, shaving, brushing teeth, wearing clothes that don't look like rags and not smelling like a hamper compared to a BDJUF type thread (thanks GregB -- good example, you threw out).Originally posted by A1R3Ki will do my manscaping regularly. where most of us live, lets see what women like more, a guy who looks and smells good, or a greasy truck driver type with 4 fot braided underarm hairs and scruffed mustard smeared faced from burgers and beers with the good ole boys down by the docks.
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manscaping...i love it.Originally posted by A1R3Ki will do my manscaping regularly. where most of us live, lets see what women like more, a guy who looks and smells good, or a greasy truck driver type with 4 fot braided underarm hairs and scruffed mustard smeared faced from burgers and beers with the good ole boys down by the docks.

doesn't have to be one way or the other...men can look good, smell good, get manicures and eyebrow waxing and still be real men....
let's not confuse caring for one's appearance with narcissism which doesn't play well with either gender....Raven
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I haven't shaved in 2 days. I'm sweaty from the gym and I probably smell a little... But hey, my metro card got revoked last year so I don't care anymore. Chicks dig the cock when it's raw and rugged.I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
Webair, bitches.Comment
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Being manly doesn't mean looking bad. Looking nice doesn't mean you have this great feminine side.
I really don't get this whole metro/stereotype thing.
I am a guy. I like loud music. I like sports. I like movies with explosions. I like beer. I like steak. I like babes in bikinis. I like to look nice. I like being clean shaven. I like taking a shower every morning. I like having a clean, short hair cut. I like nice clothes.
That isn't some weird bizarre individual, metrosexual or machosexual. I'm just a dude. As Charlie Brown would say, good grief!Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted
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It's a green thing, you wouldn't understand --Originally posted by madawgzwtf, where are they getting their stats? lol
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Originally posted by V_RocKsSo I am at a bar on the weekend and a metro guy bumps into a macho guy. The macho guy says, "Excuse me?" As if he is looking for the metro guy to say it. The metro guy says, "I am not affriad of you, asshole." And then smiles at his girlfriend who puts her hand on his biceps like he has something there.
The macho dude says, "Fuck you, faggot, just because you look like James Bond doesn't mean you are James Bond." And then proceeds to drop him in one hit. The metro dude wakes up about 20 seconds later CRYING. The girl is going hysterical and calling everyone who is laughing their asses off "Brutes."
Fucking lamers...
Juicy, I consider you both since you at least have some size.
Good one!
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Originally posted by xxxdesign-netbtw.. if you read the article.. you'll find that the guy's opinion isnt based on much... The article is actually quite laughable... They'll give a voice to anyone's these days..
i know, i'm jsut fuckin around. lol.Comment
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It's a good thing I've had my beard for over a year. Does that mean I get my own shitty show?Beards, muscles, brawn. Could it be that the years of the metrosexual man are over and the macho man is back?
What I have to say about "style":
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The metro didn't last too long did they ? lolOriginally posted by rayadp05I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?Comment



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