In Middle School and High School I ran a Report Card Counterfeiting business. Got paid $50 per, and the kids would get a fake Report Card to show their parents.
Good times.
you are malicious!
i liked to ask girls not to be friends with others , to be my friend. And i had 2 girls that became absolutely alone after my intrigues.
I uh, put large rocks in the middle of the road so when cars would come by at 40+mph, they'd hit these large rocks. It all ended when they got out and wanted to kill my friend and I lol.
I was very much the tomboy when I was a kid. I didn't do anything TOO serious or fucked up, but was very much the practical joker when I was younger. I had a very wicked temper, and still do and it didn't take much to light my fuse and the first thing I'd do was fight. None of that I really regret, I was provoked. LOL
I was horrified of my dad, he was a serious raging alcoholic, so I never did much that would "get me into trouble" but I vented in the form of playing nasty practical jokes.
Once I put a snake in my aunt's car, I had killed it of course as I am terrified beyond any sense of reality of those things. But she used to beat me half to death and one day I put a snake in the seat of her car. No one ever knew I did this, but we all had a great laugh about it.
I was always a big fan of scaring the living hell out of people..... running up behind people and screaming bloody murder just to watch them jump. Things like that.
I don't really regret anything, I was all about a good laugh and nothing I did was ever harmful to anyone.... never did drugs or stole anything, wasn't a partier at all. Nothing like that, never disrespected my elders or anything. I was the model child, but I DID so love the jokes and shit. lol
The ONLY thing I really regret I guess in my whole life was when I used to torment my Step Mom's Dog while she was gone. I hated her and I took it out on her little innocent dog and I still feel bad about it. But it was funny. Nothing to HURT her, just fucking with her. I'd take peanut butter and put tablespoonfuls in her mouth and watch her try and get it out...... we put black pepper in her mouth between her lips and teeth where she just had to DEAL with it....... chase her til she pissed all over herself....... or we'd "accidentally let her outside". She was a Chihuahua mix so she was so tiny....... this was fun til she got herself pregnant by the next door neighbors Golden Retriever (incidentally that neighbor is now my husband and was my boyfriend at the time, I was 13... lol). That's about the only thing I feel bad about, that dog was innocent, it was my step mom I hated, but anything we did to her always came back in spades...... Dad broke my nose over her once, beat me til I bled another time..and on and on, so the only outlet we had to get back at her was to fuck with her precious little dog. So you can imagine why I hated her. She'd tell him we did shit we didn't do to get us beat.
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