I killed 3 ducks yesterday......

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  • L0rdJuni0r
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2004
    • 5883
    #1

    I killed 3 ducks yesterday......

    I was driving on I75 and it was getting dark. I see the car a little bit in front of me started swerving around like 4 ducks. I tried to start slowing down but there wasn't much i can do. There was a car next to me so i couldn't go to the next lane and i was skidding already from slamming on by breaks so i said "FUCK IT" and let go of the break and kept going. It was the ducks or me and i had my girl and her friend in the car so i just kept going and 1 duck got lucky but the other 3 got creamed. I have hit a bird before but 3 at the same time has to be some kind of record. My girl started crying because she felt bad. i felt bad too but o well. Better them than me.....
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    • tranza
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      • Jun 2003
      • 57559
      #2
      It's not your fault bro, I once ran over a cat and I really felt bad, but there was nothing I could do.
      I'm just a newbie.

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        • Axzar
          Random Jackass
          • Feb 2003
          • 1837
          #3
          I saved 6 ducks on route 17 in Paramus once. Almost got killed getting those little quackers across the highway.

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              Murderer!

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                • scottybuzz
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                  • May 2006
                  • 14799
                  #5
                  it happens. uinlucky i hope u paid the farmer for his loses.
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                    • scottybuzz
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                      • May 2006
                      • 14799
                      #6
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                        • jscott
                          jscizzle
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 25454
                          #7
                          so fucking sad, so sad how humans are totally moving into "their" habitats and raping and killing and fucking over everything they have ever had
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                            • L0rdJuni0r
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 5883
                              #8
                              Originally posted by scottybuzz
                              it happens. uinlucky i hope u paid the farmer for his loses.

                              I would have if there were farms around. I was on I75 in Alligator Alley and there are nothing but swamps with gators around there.
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                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94125
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                  Murderer!
                                  The guy feels bad already...

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                                    • notabook
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 9748
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by tranza
                                      It's not your fault bro, I once ran over a cat and I really felt bad, but there was nothing I could do.
                                      Grats on killing the cat! Filthy bastards have got to go. It's either them or us.

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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 16502
                                          #11
                                          i'm calling PETA

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                                            • L0rdJuni0r
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                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 5883
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by LOL :D
                                              i'm calling PETA

                                              fucking snitch!!
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                                                • Devastation
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                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                  • 82
                                                  #13
                                                  i almost plugged a wolf this weekend, the good die young

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                                                    • Bdiddy
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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 2456
                                                      #14
                                                      it could have been worse
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                                                        • MaddCaz
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                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 9483
                                                          #15
                                                          yea I almost mowed a duck down the other day. All the people on the sidewalk helped me realize one was right under my front right tire

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                                                            • gooddomains
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                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 10127
                                                              #16
                                                              I hit a deer once, no fun, but he had no chance against my car

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                                                                • fallenmuffin
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                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 8170
                                                                  #17

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                                                                    • reynold
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 51271
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by L0rdJuni0r
                                                                      I was driving on I75 and it was getting dark. I see the car a little bit in front of me started swerving around like 4 ducks. I tried to start slowing down but there wasn't much i can do. There was a car next to me so i couldn't go to the next lane and i was skidding already from slamming on by breaks so i said "FUCK IT" and let go of the break and kept going. It was the ducks or me and i had my girl and her friend in the car so i just kept going and 1 duck got lucky but the other 3 got creamed. I have hit a bird before but 3 at the same time has to be some kind of record. My girl started crying because she felt bad. i felt bad too but o well. Better them than me.....

                                                                      Well, fuck the owner if those weren't wild ducks...

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                                                                        • BobG
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 4274
                                                                          #19
                                                                          RIP the ducks.

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                                                                            • L0rdJuni0r
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                              • 5883
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by BobG
                                                                              RIP the ducks.

                                                                              yea, i felt bad and my better half cried for like 20 minutes...lol
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                                                                                • FLAiR
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                  • 250
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  good job i carnt drive.. i would of shit my self if i ran over 1 duck.. nevermind 3.. lol

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                                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 19714
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Well, at least you feel bad about it, and you did all that you could reasonably do without putting yourself or your girl in danger. Some people on here would deliberately attempt to hit them for fun.

                                                                                      That goes to show you're not a total asshole. Congrats, that's more than some on here can say.

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