What did a mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Could you please get out of my son.
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A new born baby boy was born with no eye lids. The doctors said they could correct the problem by using the left over foreskin during the circumcision procedure to make eye lids, the mother agreed. A few years later they go back to the same doctor and he asks how the child is doing.
"He's doing well, just a little cock eyed"
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