Yo I need a Dating Site Profile Writer ......

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Yo I need a Dating Site Profile Writer ......

    I need someone to whip up some crap that chicks dig so I can put it on the dating sites .........

    Who is good at this type of crap?
  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #2
    Sample:
    Yo, I'm a big beefy hunka truck driver looking for easy sluts. Must wash floors, give rimjobs and give up shopping. Must also enjoy regular beatings, macrame and witchcraft.

    No freaks please.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • PatrickKing
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 2096

      #3
      Looking for a tall haired gal?

      [email protected]

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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by PatrickKing
        Looking for a tall haired gal?

        Im only like 5'6 yo i am short but i give great cunnilingus

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        • Harmon
          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
          • Mar 2004
          • 20012

          #5
          Originally posted by Dagwolf
          Sample:
          Yo, I'm a big beefy hunka truck driver looking for easy sluts. Must wash floors, give rimjobs and give up shopping. Must also enjoy regular beatings, macrame and witchcraft.

          No freaks please.
          Don't forget lubed up bowling ball anal insertions and dead donkey dick Christmas stocking making classes.
          [email protected]

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          • PatrickKing
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 2096

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
            Im only like 5'6 yo i am short but i give great cunnilingus

            Nah, I meant a gal with tall hair.

            example..



            [email protected]

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            • FlogTheLog
              CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
              • Jun 2005
              • 3842

              #7
              i can write gay profile stuff

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              • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2005
                • 5133

                #8
                Juicy how much does it pay

                I can write this stuf really well


                an example:

                Header: one woman man......

                content: put down your bags rest your feet and share my world

                34 y/o college grad looking for love and affection 6'1 198 LBS and ready to settle down



                can go as deep or be as vauge but catch as needed let me know what the pay is

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                • scottybuzz
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2006
                  • 14799

                  #9
                  what a pile of bullshit.
                  $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

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                  • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 5133

                    #10
                    Originally posted by scottybuzz
                    what a pile of bullshit.
                    i challenge you to do better

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                    • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 5133

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pussyserver
                      i challenge you to do better
                      still waitin

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                      • Kristian
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 3733

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dagwolf
                        Sample:
                        Yo, I'm a big beefy hunka truck driver looking for easy sluts. Must wash floors, give rimjobs and give up shopping. Must also enjoy regular beatings, macrame and witchcraft.

                        No freaks please.
                        classic

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                        • martinsc
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 27043

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                          Sample:
                          Yo, I'm a big beefy hunka truck driver looking for easy sluts. Must wash floors, give rimjobs and give up shopping. Must also enjoy regular beatings, macrame and witchcraft.

                          No freaks please.
                          Make Money

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                          • tony299
                            lurker
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            Tell them you are a fun guy look like a short version of Robert from everybody loves Raymond. Have a great sense of humor and looking for a woman who is tried of games.

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