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How does an Aussie get laid In Trailer Trash Town

06-16-2006, 04:46 PM

So here's the deal.

lindsay says that the way to get laid is for me to be there...which gives him automatic credibility for him and dodger....the philosophy being that two strangers are out with their local married upright couple......which then gives them a 28% higher opportunity to get laid.

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06-16-2006, 04:47 PM

fuck him and everyone who looks like him

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06-16-2006, 04:48 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=622516

There better be more than 2 of you in this "gang up" or the shit is deep.

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06-16-2006, 04:50 PM

Hmmmmm, depends, where exactly is Trailer Trash Town?

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06-16-2006, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

Hmmmmm, depends, where exactly is Trailer Trash Town?

Anything in Washington State more than 45 minutes drive from downtown Seattle qualifies in my opinion.

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06-16-2006, 04:59 PM

He earns it, like everybody else --

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06-16-2006, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

Anything in Washington State more than 45 minutes drive from downtown Seattle qualifies in my opinion.

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06-16-2006, 05:01 PM

Why am I always left out of these discussions?

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06-16-2006, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by Tev

Why am I always left out of these discussions?

Shut up and get back to your office bitch.

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06-16-2006, 05:04 PM

um, ctb, you may want to remember that it's tev's truck you want to borrow.

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06-16-2006, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by Raven

um, ctb, you may want to remember that it's tev's truck you want to borrow.

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06-16-2006, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Raven

um, ctb, you may want to remember that it's tev's truck you want to borrow.

**I** want to borrow ?

Jesus, you won't even let me drive here. One night, one poor corner and 10 feet on the wrong side of the road......

You offered the keys to Steve........

And it is Tev's truck.

But yet again, what is Tev's is yours and what is yours is yours.

I get it.

I'm screwed.

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06-16-2006, 05:08 PM

Sticks and stones.... wait that's lame

Ummmm, Fuc.... wait that's lame too

Damn, and I wanted to get my post count up to 100. How am I going to do this if I can't think of anything clever to say?

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06-16-2006, 05:09 PM

Agreed 100%, no question about it, although I donhahaha8217;t know the exact stats, at least one or two girls in the group increase your chances at least 40%

The man knows what he is talking about

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06-16-2006, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

**I** want to borrow ?

Jesus, you won't even let me drive here. One night, one poor corner and 10 feet on the wrong side of the road......

You offered the keys to Steve........

And it is Tev's truck.

But yet again, what is Tev's is yours and what is yours is yours.

I get it.

I'm screwed.

isn't that the goal....you getting screwed? now we don't have to go out. it's done.

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06-16-2006, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by corvette

Agreed 100%, no question about it, although I donhahaha8217;t know the exact stats, at least one or two girls in the group increase your chances at least 40%

The man knows what he is talking about

damn you, corvette..you're supposed to be on MY side.

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06-16-2006, 05:11 PM

Having a truck to get to the bar will increase his chances by at least 90%

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06-16-2006, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by Tev

Having a truck to get to the bar will increase his chances by at least 90%

You speak the truth, my love.

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06-16-2006, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by corvette

Agreed 100%, no question about it, although I donhahaha8217;t know the exact stats, at least one or two girls in the group increase your chances at least 40%

The man knows what he is talking about

The man works for CCBill - he KNOWS the numbers.

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06-16-2006, 05:13 PM

Truth is truth, but was it clever? That is the REAL quest question here.

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06-16-2006, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by Tev

Having a truck to get to the bar will increase his chances by at least 90%

OK, MR 90 posts. Let me see you maintain that level of wit and humor for 6000 posts then come see me.

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06-16-2006, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

The man works for CCBill - he KNOWS the numbers.

Suck up. You just want man love.

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06-16-2006, 05:14 PM

Dood, I can't maintain it for one, but that would be mr. 92 posts to you!

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06-16-2006, 05:15 PM

Or should I say, mr. 93 posts and has a truck

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06-16-2006, 05:17 PM

Okay seriously, and with all due respect to Lindsay, if there's one place being a big guy drinking beer DOESN'T make you stand out from the crowd, it's got to be a red necked town. I have faith in CTB.

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06-16-2006, 05:23 PM

All else having failed...

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06-16-2006, 05:25 PM

Can I borrow that picture to show around the bar 2HousePlague?

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06-16-2006, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by Tev

Can I borrow that picture to show around the bar 2HousePlague?

I was going to "give" it to you by bouncing one of your old threads with it, but I thought... why be coy?

Have fun tonight, you guys!

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06-16-2006, 05:29 PM

Does anyone have any food? I'm kind of hungry

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06-16-2006, 05:29 PM

I have old threads? SAHWEET!

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06-16-2006, 05:31 PM

All I gotta say is there are A LOT of swingers out there and some people looking to "get laid" feel more confident knowing they won't have to deal with them the day after.

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06-16-2006, 05:34 PM

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06-16-2006, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Okay seriously, and with all due respect to Lindsay, if there's one place being a big guy drinking beer DOESN'T make you stand out from the crowd, it's got to be a red necked town. I have faith in CTB.

My friend, that may well be the case in many other redneck surburban Washington State towns.

Unfortunately the only bar within a short a international airline flight of this fucked, up, hillbilly shithole, was a cockfest beyond all human proportions.

Made a webmaster show look like Costa Rican whorehouse.

Dodger and I are home, thankfully, without incident.

All banjo players are still present and accounted for.

Now I remember why I call it "Raven's Rehab".

Even if I wanted to party, it is fucking impossible.

End of episode.

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06-16-2006, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

My friend, that may well be the case in many other redneck surburban Washington State towns.

Unfortunately the only bar within a short a international airline flight of this fucked, up, hillbilly shithole, was a cockfest beyond all human proportions.

Made a webmaster show look like Costa Rican whorehouse.

Dodger and I are home, thankfully, without incident.

All banjo players are still present and accounted for.

Now I remember why I call it "Raven's Rehab".

Even if I wanted to party, it is fucking impossible.

End of episode.

with all due respect, this is the first time you've been awake long enough to even consider going anywhere to do anything.

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06-16-2006, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by Raven

with all due respect, this is the first time you've been awake long enough to even consider going anywhere to do anything.

With all due respect, I love this place, and you know it, but yet again I usually rarely leave the house as I dry out, and I LOVE my second home, but this IS the first time we have ever addressed the "loading-up-before-drying-out" part of the process.

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06-19-2006, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Raven

damn you, corvette..you're supposed to be on MY side.

i forgot to add that this will only work with very High Quality ladies such as yourself, it qualifies him as a good catch

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