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  • DickDarkness
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    • Mar 2008
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    #1

    Retox Josh - Get Your Ass In Here Now


    I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

    The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
    The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

    So, I'm on the first tee with him...
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    • marketsmart
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      #2
      a looper?

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        • DickDarkness
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          #3
          Whats a looper?

          Is it like a loofa?

          I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

          The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
          The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

          So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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            • BradM
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              #4
              1. insert penis in hole.
              2. enjoy gay sex

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                • DickDarkness
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  1. insert penis in hole.
                  2. enjoy gay sex
                  As soon as that shit hit the back of my throat,

                  I knew I wasn't gay.

                  I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                  The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                  The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                  So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                    • DickDarkness
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                      • Mar 2008
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by Retox Josh
                      That's not what you were thinking lastnight when you gobbled up my load.

                      I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                      The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                      The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                      So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                          #7
                          Originally posted by DickDarkness
                          As soon as that shit hit the back of my throat,

                          I knew I wasn't gay.
                          That's not what you were thinking lastnight when you gobbled up my load.

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                            • DickDarkness
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                              #8
                              What kind of trickery did you just use to put my response before your post Retox Josh?

                              I think you are a witch.

                              You should burn.

                              I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                              The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                              The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                              So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                  not to bad.. Got some fast views... Lets see where it goes from here now..

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                                    • BradM
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                                      #10
                                      Shut your mouths. All of you - shut up.

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                                        • DickDarkness
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                          Shut your mouths. All of you - shut up.

                                          I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                          The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                          The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                          So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                            • Kimo
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                                              #12
                                              pew pew pew
                                              ...

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                                                • Sands
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                                                  #13
                                                  Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!

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                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                      #14






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                                                          hahahahahahaha.

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                                                            • DickDarkness
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Kimo
                                                              pew pew pew
                                                              I suggest you stay out of this Kimo.

                                                              You are too smart to get involved.

                                                              I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                              The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                              The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                              So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                • DickDarkness
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Sands
                                                                  Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!
                                                                  Don't make me hate you Sands.

                                                                  My brother likes you, so you're already off to a bad start.

                                                                  I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                  The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                  The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                  So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                    • DickDarkness
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Phoenix


                                                                      ...
                                                                      ...
                                                                      ...




                                                                      I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                      The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                      The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                      So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                        • GigoloShawn
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Pardon me.. Is this a private circle jerk, or can anybody join?
                                                                          I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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                                                                            • DickDarkness
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                              hahahahahahaha.
                                                                              Shut the fuck up Retox Josh.


                                                                              I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                              The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                              The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                              So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                • DickDarkness
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by GigoloShawn
                                                                                  Pardon me.. Is this a private circle jerk, or can anybody join?
                                                                                  All aboard!


                                                                                  I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                  The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                  The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                  So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                    • Sands
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                                                                                      #22

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                                                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          this is classic name branding

                                                                                          reminds me of the old days
                                                                                          Telegram PhoenixBrad
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                                                                                            • DickDarkness
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                              this is classic name branding

                                                                                              reminds me of the old days
                                                                                              I like your thinking Phoenix

                                                                                              I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                              The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                              The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                              So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                • Kimo
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  well he did change his nick not too long ago so we gotta get his new name out there! right?


                                                                                                  am i getting paid for this josh?
                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                    • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by DickDarkness
                                                                                                      Don't make me hate you Sands.

                                                                                                      My brother likes you, so you're already off to a bad start.
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sands
                                                                                                      Last chance Sands.

                                                                                                      Do the right thing please

                                                                                                      I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                      The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                      The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                      So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                        • Sands
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                                                                                                          I'm going to change my name to "The Hunky Hebrew".

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                                                                                                            • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Kimo
                                                                                                              well he did change his nick not too long ago so we gotta get his new name out there! right?


                                                                                                              am i getting paid for this josh?
                                                                                                              He changed his nick?

                                                                                                              Who the fuck was he?

                                                                                                              The more I hear the less I like this fucking guy.

                                                                                                              Is he really paying you to whore for him? OMG


                                                                                                              I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                              The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                              The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                              So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kimo
                                                                                                                  am i getting paid for this josh?
                                                                                                                  As soon as I get into Dick Duckquack's epass account.

                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sands
                                                                                                                  I'm going to change my name to "The Hunky Hebrew".
                                                                                                                  More like "The Chunky Hebrew" AMIRITE?!?!

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                                                                                                                    • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sands
                                                                                                                      I'm going to change my name to "The Hunky Hebrew".
                                                                                                                      I have seen your pictures.

                                                                                                                      How about The Hateful Hebrew?

                                                                                                                      We could be a team...

                                                                                                                      I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                      The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                      The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                      So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                        • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          + hi

                                                                                                                          dick

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                                                                                                                            • Sands
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Retox Josh



                                                                                                                              More like "The Chunky Hebrew" AMIRITE?!?!

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                                                                                                                                • LeRoy
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                                                                                                                                  I dont get it .
                                                                                                                                  JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES
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                                                                                                                                    • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      hi mick moonlight

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                                                                                                                                        • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                          As soon as I get into Dick Duckquack's epass account.


                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                          More like "The Chunky Hebrew" AMIRITE?!?!
                                                                                                                                          STFU Josh, did your mom take tylenol when she was pregnant with you or something?

                                                                                                                                          Some people have no fucking manners...

                                                                                                                                          I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                          The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                          The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                          So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                            • Sands
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                              I have seen your pictures.

                                                                                                                                              How about The Hateful Hebrew?

                                                                                                                                              We could be a team...
                                                                                                                                              Raaaaaaaaa, hate!

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                                                                                                                                                • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mechanicvirus
                                                                                                                                                  + hi

                                                                                                                                                  dick
                                                                                                                                                  I fucking love your sig

                                                                                                                                                  I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                  The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                  The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                  So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                                    • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by D2222
                                                                                                                                                      I dont get it .
                                                                                                                                                      Well, then you should have some.


                                                                                                                                                      I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                      The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                      The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                      So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DickDarkness




                                                                                                                                                          STFU Josh, did your mom take tylenol when she was pregnant with you or something?

                                                                                                                                                          Some people have no fucking manners...
                                                                                                                                                          wait is tylenol bad for babies....i didnt know that
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DickDarkness




                                                                                                                                                              STFU Josh, did your mom take tylenol when she was pregnant with you or something?

                                                                                                                                                              Some people have no fucking manners...
                                                                                                                                                              Whatever you say Dick Darkwing

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                                                                                                                                                                • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                                  wait is tylenol bad for babies....i didnt know that
                                                                                                                                                                  That is what I had always heard, but I just tried to find a link to support it, and could not.

                                                                                                                                                                  Perhaps I am wrong.

                                                                                                                                                                  I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                                  The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                                  The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                                  So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                                                      Whatever you say Dick Darkwing


                                                                                                                                                                      I hate you Retox Josh.

                                                                                                                                                                      I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                                      The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                                      The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                                      So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                                                          That is what I had always heard, but I just tried to find a link to support it, and could not.

                                                                                                                                                                          Perhaps I am wrong.
                                                                                                                                                                          no...its probably not a good idea to ingest any chemicals while pregnant

                                                                                                                                                                          just never thought about it
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                                              this is classic name branding

                                                                                                                                                                              reminds me of the old days

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                                                                                                                                                                                • GigoloShawn
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                                                                  Whatever you say Dick Darkwing
                                                                                                                                                                                  That was an awesome cartoon, but was usually followed by Goof Troop. Fuck Goof Troop.
                                                                                                                                                                                  I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by GigoloShawn
                                                                                                                                                                                      Fuck Goof Troop.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Shawn, you're treading a very thin line.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Step carefully

                                                                                                                                                                                      I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                                                      The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                                                      The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                                                      So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Kimo
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          i'm the marketing genius who came up with the name hunky hebrew for sands btw


                                                                                                                                                                                          a winnar is me
                                                                                                                                                                                          ...

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • GigoloShawn
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                                                                              Shawn, you're treading a very thin line.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Step carefully
                                                                                                                                                                                              Answer me this: How did Goofy have a kid and no wife? What happened to Max's mother - did she OD after she realized she got knocked up by Goofy? Was she thrown in jail after doing a nude shoot on a playground? Ee need answers!
                                                                                                                                                                                              I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kimo
                                                                                                                                                                                                  i'm the marketing genius who came up with the name hunky hebrew for sands btw


                                                                                                                                                                                                  a winnar is me
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I think the Darkness/Sunshine bros are your invention too..

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • DickDarkness
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think the Darkness/Sunshine bros are your invention too..
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Miles off on that one.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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