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  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826
    #1

    yer momma is so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her

    yea post yer best ones fggts

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.
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    • nico-t
      emperor of my world
      • Aug 2004
      • 29901
      #2
      those jokes were extincted about 30 years ago

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        • nofx
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 16826
          #3
          jokes expire?

          wow, thats a new one

          Often times I wonder why
          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
          When sickness comes I must decide:
          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271
              #4
              "Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets."

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                • TurboAngel
                  H.B.I.C.
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 30122
                  #5
                  Originally posted by nofx
                  jokes expire?

                  wow, thats a new one


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                    • notabook
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 9748
                      #6
                      Your momma's so ugly that when she went to a freakshow the freak's got scared.

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                        • Nismo
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 4977
                          #7
                          Yo momma is so fat that she is embarassed about her appearance, so she doesn't go outside much and she usually just stays inside and watches soap operas and wears a moomoo. She has to take medication and she drives a buick.
                          i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94134
                              #8
                              your momma...

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                                • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                  MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 16502
                                  #9
                                  momma jokes are stupid and ineffective

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                                    • I'm a sig whore
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 1399
                                      #10
                                      yo mamma is so black, when she got in my car the oil light came on.

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                                        • I'm a sig whore
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 1399
                                          #11
                                          yo mamma is so black, when she got in my car the oil light came on.

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                                            • I'm a sig whore
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 1399
                                              #12
                                              yo mamma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

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                                                • tical
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 6504
                                                  #13
                                                  yo momma got one arm longer than the other and she rides her bike in a circle
                                                  112.020.756

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                                                    • tical
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 6504
                                                      #14
                                                      yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and said "hey who threw that rock!?"
                                                      112.020.756

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                                                        • I'm a sig whore
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 1399
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by tical
                                                          yo momma got one arm longer than the other and she rides her bike in a circle

                                                          AMATEUR WEALTH

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                                                            • tical
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 6504
                                                              #16
                                                              yo mommas so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
                                                              112.020.756

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                                                                • I'm a sig whore
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                  • 1399
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by I'm a sig whore
                                                                  AMATEUR WEALTH

                                                                  is taking over this thread.

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                                                                    • tical
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 6504
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by I'm a sig whore
                                                                      AMATEUR WEALTH
                                                                      woo woo!
                                                                      112.020.756

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                                                                        • GTS Mark
                                                                          Vrume Mark
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 20912
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Yo Momma is so fat... She freebases HAM!!!

                                                                          DH

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                                                                            • I'm a sig whore
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                                              • 1399
                                                                              #20
                                                                              yo mamma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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                                                                                • Malicious Biz
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                  • 4575
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Nismo
                                                                                  Yo momma is so fat that she is embarassed about her appearance, so she doesn't go outside much and she usually just stays inside and watches soap operas and wears a moomoo. She has to take medication and she drives a buick.
                                                                                  DING DING DING! we have a winner.

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