Originally Posted by kichi

SEO is insanely simple. I can teach you everythign you need to know in about 5 minutes. It amazes me they have conventions and giant forums about it. What could they possibly talk about all day besides backlinks and unique content. Directory backlinks are useless, main page index backlinks have the most juice, especially relevant ones. mix up your anchor text across 5 keywords, have those keywords on your site with at least 500 words of unique content. Send 10 backlinks to it per month for a year then go as fast as you want.

There Done, that was even faster then 5 minutes. Now shut down all seo forums and conventions.