morning wood...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • abyss_al
    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
    • Oct 2003
    • 15605

    #1

    morning wood...

    explain / discuss

    EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx
  • polle54
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4626

    #2
    It can quite annoying when you go for the morning piss

    thats my only comment
    ICQ# 143561781

    Comment

    • -SECCO-
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 1145

      #3
      i like it on free days
      what?

      Comment

      • BAKO
        Don’t be a short Imp
        • Jul 2005
        • 18482

        #4
        I always get laid in the morning so my wood is always satisfied
        Global Traffic Acquisition & Monetization
        Telegram: @bakokaye

        Comment

        • notabook
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 9748

          #5
          Jesus taught me that morning wood is caused by the devil.

          Comment

          • 2HousePlague
            CURATOR
            • Jul 2004
            • 14572

            #6
            Regular wood + urine.



            2hp
            tada!

            Comment

            • madawgz
              8.8.8.8
              • Mar 2006
              • 30509

              #7
              Originally posted by WWC-Bako
              I always get laid in the morning so my wood is always satisfied
              lucky you
              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

              Comment

              • J. Falcon
                www.AdultCopywriters.com
                • May 2006
                • 31587

                #8
                Everyday
                Adult Copywriters



                SEO Content for Porn Sites
                sales at adultcopywriters dot com

                Comment

                • Fucksakes
                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 7567

                  #9
                  my girlfriend loves it, she has a hard time resisting it.

                  Comment

                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    morning wood .... sounds like a Fleetwood Mac song .....

                    Comment

                    • Vitasoy
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 58202

                      #11
                      Sucks when you need to piss


                      [email protected]

                      Comment

                      • Jarmusch
                         
                        • May 2003
                        • 12479

                        #12
                        Originally posted by abyss_al
                        explain / discuss

                        Why do you need it explained? Are you impotent?

                        Comment

                        • JOELK
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 356

                          #13
                          i like to sing the "morning chubby, rubby rubby" song to my ladies. it's a fan favorite
                          Joel Kapp
                          WebmasterCentral.com
                          [email protected]
                          ICQ# 347983177
                          Skype joel.kapp

                          Comment

                          • abyss_al
                            **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 15605

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jarmusch
                            Why do you need it explained? Are you impotent?

                            just trying to get an explanation for it.. medical expalanation maybe?
                            EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

                            Comment

                            • 2HousePlague
                              CURATOR
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14572

                              #15
                              Originally posted by abyss_al
                              just trying to get an explanation for it.. medical expalanation maybe?
                              Swelling of the bladder puts pressure on the blood vessels that deliver and drain blood from the penis.



                              2hp
                              tada!

                              Comment

                              • Scott McD
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 67792

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                my girlfriend loves it, she has a hard time resisting it.
                                Yeah, my gf always notices it as soon as we wake up, and she thinks right away i'm looking for sex.

                                Usually i am, and usually it happens...


                                I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

                                Comment

                                • devilspost
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 3980

                                  #17

                                  Brothels and Escorts Worldwide.

                                  Comment

                                  • BoyAlley
                                    So Fucking Gay
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 19714

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by notabook
                                    Jesus taught me that morning wood is caused by the devil.

                                    Comment

                                    • I'm a sig whore
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 1399

                                      #19
                                      my cock is too big to get hard, so i dont have that problem

                                      Comment

                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        I just stand back a few feet and aim

                                        Comment

                                        • Mr. Romance
                                          The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 7821

                                          #21
                                          it happens....

                                          Mr. Romance
                                          Free Leads Program now paying up to $6

                                          Gerard-Director of Global Sales
                                          Sign up Here: CamStarCash
                                          Check out: FreeCamStars
                                          ICQ: 330 662 299
                                          gerard at freecamstars . com

                                          Comment

                                          • 2HousePlague
                                            CURATOR
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 14572

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            I just stand back a few feet and aim
                                            If I did that, the stream would hit the ceiling --



                                            2hp
                                            tada!

                                            Comment

                                            • Matiz
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 1740

                                              #23
                                              BTW http://www.morningwood.com
                                              ...

                                              Comment

                                              • johnnyhey
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 1172

                                                #24
                                                full bladder in the a.m. causes pressure which in turn causes the wood.
                                                CandyDreams.com



                                                shooter for hire

                                                info[at]candydreams.com
                                                ICQ:96563638
                                                AIM: johnnyhey

                                                Comment

                                                • abyss_al
                                                  **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 15605

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Matiz

                                                  ordering one now
                                                  EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

                                                  Comment

                                                  • juve20
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 2542

                                                    #26
                                                    but why does it happen??? thats what i'd like to know!!!

                                                    cheers
                                                    tony
                                                    Monetize your site with AdBrite! Monetize your site with AdBrite!

                                                    Comment

                                                    • abyss_al
                                                      **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 15605

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by juve20
                                                      but why does it happen??? thats what i'd like to know!!!

                                                      cheers
                                                      tony

                                                      that's what i've been asking...
                                                      EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Honez
                                                        Confirmed Brat
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 6636

                                                        #28
                                                        Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

                                                        Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

                                                        I love Google
                                                        Your Paysite Partner
                                                        Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com
                                                        Skype - Stressmonkey

                                                        Comment

                                                        • 2HousePlague
                                                          CURATOR
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 14572

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Honez
                                                          Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

                                                          Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

                                                          I love Google

                                                          Hello, Hone --



                                                          2hp
                                                          tada!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • abyss_al
                                                            **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 15605

                                                            #30
                                                            ^^ thank you sir ^^
                                                            EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

                                                            Comment

                                                            • ridikuloz
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 2080

                                                              #31
                                                              that's the only reason why my toilet is on the ceiling.
                                                              Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

                                                              Comment

                                                              • reynold
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 51271

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by polle54
                                                                It can quite annoying when you go for the morning piss

                                                                thats my only comment


                                                                It just sucks forcing yourself to wake up early in the morning take a wee wee..

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Bdiddy
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                  • 2456

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Honez
                                                                  Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

                                                                  Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

                                                                  I love Google
                                                                  Psychology 101

                                                                  Note: REM causes vaginal lubrication as well
                                                                  "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

                                                                  "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • biftek
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                                    • 1030

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                    I just stand back a few feet and aim
                                                                    don't forget you also have to arch your back and adjust your aim until you get the target , takes a bit of practice to get it right

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Honez
                                                                      Confirmed Brat
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 6636

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by 2HousePlague



                                                                      Hello, Hone --



                                                                      2hp
                                                                      Hey baby
                                                                      Your Paysite Partner
                                                                      Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com
                                                                      Skype - Stressmonkey

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • 2HousePlague
                                                                        CURATOR
                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                        • 14572

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Honez
                                                                        Hey baby
                                                                        Memory is fuzzy -- lolol -- but I swear I remember flashes going off inside the bus, when I was ridin' that pole real good and lettin' ya stuff dollar bills down my pants. Any chance in hell somebody got a picture of that --




                                                                        2hp
                                                                        tada!

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • SgtStrider
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 1196

                                                                          #37
                                                                          i have to sit liek a chick cause i cant bend it down far enough

                                                                          5% Webmaster Referrals - 45% Payouts - Exclusive Content

                                                                          Sgt Strider
                                                                          http://www.JustJassie.com
                                                                          [email protected]
                                                                          ICQ: 227-437-902

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          Working...