Direct from Murdoch Press:
Alleged adult webmaster and political activist Joseph Sixpack has disappeared under suspicious circumstances. "We believe the infamous shit-stirrer Serge Soprano may be able to assist our investigations," said Agent Doodledandee of the FBI's elite Online Investigations Unit. "We have witnesses who allege that Mr Soprano and Mr Sixpack had a brutal and ruthless fight prior to Mr Sixpack's disappearance and frankly we're beginning to fear the worst!" Anyone with information about this matter should contact Agent Doodledandee immediately on (429) 666 6969.
Alleged adult webmaster and political activist Joseph Sixpack has disappeared under suspicious circumstances. "We believe the infamous shit-stirrer Serge Soprano may be able to assist our investigations," said Agent Doodledandee of the FBI's elite Online Investigations Unit. "We have witnesses who allege that Mr Soprano and Mr Sixpack had a brutal and ruthless fight prior to Mr Sixpack's disappearance and frankly we're beginning to fear the worst!" Anyone with information about this matter should contact Agent Doodledandee immediately on (429) 666 6969.
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