This thread fucking owns.
A friend of mine came over one night, ate hamburger helper, then proceeded to drink a fucking 12 pack of bud longnecks. He passed out on the couch, belched in his sleep, and up came the helper along with the beer. Motherfucker didn't even wake up. I threw a towel over him and woke him up.
my wife saw what happened and almost threw up too..chain vomit reaction like fucking "stand by me" or some shit.