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  • V_RocKs
    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
    • Nov 2003
    • 32451

    #1

    I'm an ex-pizza delivery driver and I am looking for investers.

    Hello, good to meat you all... I meant meet. Freudian slip I guess.

    OK, so I used to deliver pizza's in Ontario. No, not Ontario, Canada, but the one in California. Props to me huh? So you guys can like so totally trust me that it is pathetic to even think I'd scam you guys.

    Ohh and I am 1/8th Polack so I couldn't possibly be smart enough to swindle anyone here at GFY.

    I run a website (I cannot devuldge the URL do to copy cats) and it is in a country where you cannot find me, or sue me. Plus, even if you wanted to sue me, I paid everyone off. Shit, I am 1/2 their GNP so what the fuck are they gonna do?

    The minimum investment is $50,000 and I'd prefer to receive the funds directly from retirement accounts. If you want to make some serious money, let me know!

    Here is the break down. I am selling 1% of my company for $50,000. Last year we had a profit of $800,000 so you get $8,000. So this is like a 70% return in your first year.

    Only serious(ly old) investors please since they are easier to deal with.
  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    What about black girls? You didn't mention black girls!

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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714

      #3
      Classic.

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      • Rochard
        Jägermeister Test Pilot
        • Dec 2001
        • 75762

        #4
        This thread brought to you by Big Sausage Pizza.

        Herschel Savage
        Brooklyn, NY

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18648

          #5
          being an ex pizza delivery driver and retiree scammer myself - i can vouch that v_rocks is legit and will make you all lots of money
          I like turtles.

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          • BoyAlley
            So Fucking Gay
            • Nov 2004
            • 19714

            #6
            Originally posted by Rochard
            This thread brought to you by Big Sausage Pizza.

            I wish I got pizza like that delivered to me.

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            • V_RocKs
              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
              • Nov 2003
              • 32451

              #7
              Originally posted by Rochard
              This thread brought to you by Big Sausage Pizza.

              Actually, it IS brought to you by them because I lived nextdoor to Lensman.

              Yes and I have worked with Rochard before. He might not remember but that is beside the point.

              I don't work with black girls, here you see me working with Blonde girls.

              And don't think this BigSausagePizza.com URL is mine. It isn't so don't go copying it.

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              • L-Pink
                working on my tan
                • Mar 2005
                • 39151

                #8
                Originally posted by sonofsam
                being an ex pizza delivery driver and retiree scammer myself - i can vouch that v_rocks is legit and will make you all lots of money

                Hey, aren't you the one that fucked my grandmother?




















                out of 5,000.00

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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                  I wish I got pizza like that delivered to me.
                  same here
                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                  • V_RocKs
                    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 32451

                    #10
                    Just wanted to let you all know that I might buy Playboy. I said, MIGHT. Don't get all crazy if I decide not to, but give me your money because if I do, you will get a bigger return*.





















                    * This is not a guarantee of any return on your money, just a lofty idea and you never know about lofty ideas, sometimes they really do takeoff.

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                    • V_RocKs
                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32451

                      #11
                      It also has come to my attention that some scammer is trying to get your money before I do. Don't deal with this shithead.

                      And to him I say:

                      Ich erhielt eine Tasche voll von den Kondomen und meine Freunde tun zu.

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                      • RogerV10
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2006
                        • 1000

                        #12
                        Classic GFY thread.

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                        • 3M TA3
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 2972

                          #13
                          I have mad bank with short ICQ numbers, can I invest those?

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                          • V_RocKs
                            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32451

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 3M TA3
                            I have mad bank with short ICQ numbers, can I invest those?
                            Yes, even though I know it has no value, I am smart enough to know it takes just one person to get on board and the rest will follow.

                            Tout retentit meilleur en français.

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                            • 3M TA3
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 2972

                              #15
                              Originally posted by V_RocKs
                              Yes, even though I know it has no value, I am smart enough to know it takes just one person to get on board and the rest will follow.

                              Tout retentit meilleur en français.
                              i can take you public if you are a nevada corporation

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                              • V_RocKs
                                Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 32451

                                #16
                                Originally posted by 3M TA3
                                i can take you public if you are a nevada corporation
                                We dont' have any need for a business entity. We just collect the money right now.

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                                • GTS Mark
                                  Vrume Mark
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 20912

                                  #17
                                  LOL! Well I am from Ontario (not California) and I used to deliver pizza in high school.

                                  Give me money now! LOL!

                                  DH

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                                  • OG LennyT
                                    Wall Street Pimp
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 14345

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                    Here is the break down. I am selling 1% of my company for $50,000. Last year we had a profit of $800,000 so you get $8,000. So this is like a 70% return in your first year.
                                    nice math
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                                    • Lutz Meyerding
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 103

                                      #19
                                      you are trying to be funny but i am not laughing, check out my original thread, my company is real but yours is a joke

                                      intelligent people on this board will know the difference

                                      yesterday my girls made over $2900 almost $3000

                                      it was a great day

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                                      • V_RocKs
                                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 32451

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Lutz Meyerding
                                        you are trying to be funny but i am not laughing, check out my original thread, my company is real but yours is a joke

                                        intelligent people on this board will know the difference

                                        yesterday my girls made over $2900 almost $3000

                                        it was a great day
                                        Yesterday my sponsors made about the same of me... Maybe I should give you a shot... NOT...

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                                        • popy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 244

                                          #21
                                          good luck.
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                                          • Lutz Meyerding
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 103

                                            #22
                                            lets get in touch

                                            i mean seriously

                                            we can do some biz

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                                            • V_RocKs
                                              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32451

                                              #23
                                              The thing that getys me is that you did the same with a business as I did as a one man show with no investors...

                                              I just don't get it...

                                              Also, spending $20K to make $15K a year sounds pathetic to me... I make that in weeks, not years...

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                                              • germ
                                                ( o Y o )
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 3108

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by madawgz
                                                same here

                                                did madawgz just say he wishes he got pizza delivered to him that had an erect penis sticking out of it?

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                                                • studiocritic
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 2442

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by germ
                                                  did madawgz just say he wishes he got pizza delivered to him that had an erect penis sticking out of it?

                                                  thats what he gets for sigwhoring without reading first
                                                  254342256

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                                                  • I'm a sig whore
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                    • 1399

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by germ
                                                    did madawgz just say he wishes he got pizza delivered to him that had an erect penis sticking out of it?


                                                    good, i thought i was the only one who saw that.

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                                                    • germ
                                                      ( o Y o )
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 3108

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by studiocritic
                                                      thats what he gets for sigwhoring without reading first

                                                      or maybe he knows theres more money for guys in gay porn, and his gambling profession hasnt been doing so well lately.

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                                                      • gooddomains
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 10127

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm a sig whore :-)

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                                                        • minusonebit
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                          • 7391

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by I'm a sig whore
                                                          good, i thought i was the only one who saw that.
                                                          I was wondering about that myself...

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                                                          • Mr. Romance
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                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 7821

                                                            #30
                                                            sounds good..

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                                                            • L0rdJuni0r
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                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 5883

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                North Coast Pimp
                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                • 9395

                                                                #32
                                                                I would like to invest 250k asap!

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                                                                • Theater
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                  • 26

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Hey V_RocKs I got controling interest in a cordless bungy jumping company interested in helping me get some investors????
                                                                  Theater

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                                                                  • madawgz
                                                                    8.8.8.8
                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                    • 30509

                                                                    #34
                                                                    that was great!
                                                                    TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                    • blazi
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 4321

                                                                      #35
                                                                      LOL, if you throw in a free medium pizza with unlimited toppings I might consider this amazing offer!!

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                                                                      • PigBlimpin'
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 85

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                        same here

                                                                        See, I knew you were gay.
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                                                                        • V_RocKs
                                                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 32451

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Madawgz isn't gay, he is a legitimate webmaster who invested $20K in my company.

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                                                                          • V_RocKs
                                                                            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 32451

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Still need investors if anyone is interested. Now that Madoff got his money pulled out with his thing there is plenty of room.

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                                                                            • RedShoe
                                                                              赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 14831

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I got 4 dollars and a Casio. Is that enough?

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                                                                              • V_RocKs
                                                                                Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                • 32451

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                                I got 4 dollars and a Casio. Is that enough?
                                                                                In these touch times we are taking whatever you are giving. Your dividend will consist of 4 pennies and a paper clip you can use to pick locks and get more money through your own devices. This is not an endorsement to commit theft.

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                                                                                • ExLust
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                                                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                                                  • 3223

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Aja! And good luck. lol

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