Thread: inherited 50k... where should I put it?
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:57 AM  
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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear View Post
buy life insurance on junkies.

find a methadone clinic, look for some skids, buy them pure heroin to sign a life insurance policy payable to you.
Actually Wal-Mart was secretly buying life insurance policies on its elderly employees and cashing in on their deaths.. fuckers!
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