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  • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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    • Jan 2004
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    #1

    Spider geniuses get in here, wtf is this!



    It's home is above our kitchen sink and we don't know what it is, don't want to have a dangerous spider in the house with a baby around, need to know if we can leave it so it keeps flies down, or kill the fucker asap.
  • DickDarkness
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    #2
    o dear.

    you should evacuate asap.

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    • Mr Pheer
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      #3
      knowing where you live and a clearer pic would make identification much easier

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      • GrouchyAdmin
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        • Apr 2006
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        #4
        That's a facehugger.

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        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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          #5
          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
          knowing where you live and a clearer pic would make identification much easier
          took about 10 pictures with cellphone its as clear as we could get, and we were almost touching it sorry

          live in Northern Iowa, 5 miles from the Minnesota border.

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          • papill0n
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            • Oct 2007
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            #6
            put it in a glass jar and let it go outside

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            • Mr Pheer
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              • Dec 2002
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              #7
              looks like a common house spider, known as cobweb spider or comb foot spider - not dangerous

              could be a crab spider, especially since you found it on the ceiling - not dangerous

              I'm assuming its the house spider based on its color.

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              • borked
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                • Feb 2005
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                #8
                could be a jumping spider?



                No idea cos it's difficult to tell. If so...

                Jumping spiders
                The jumping spider is probably the most common biting spider in the United States. People are caught by surprise and scared when they see the spider jump, especially if it jumps towards them. Bites from a jumping spider are painful, itchy and cause redness and significant swelling. Other symptoms may include painful muscles and joints, headache, fever, chills, nausea and vomiting. The symptoms usually last about 1-4 days.
                have a look through
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                • tiger
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                  #9
                  Kill it first then try to figure out what it is.

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                  • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                    looks like a common house spider, known as cobweb spider or comb foot spider - not dangerous

                    could be a crab spider, especially since you found it on the ceiling - not dangerous

                    I'm assuming its the house spider based on its color.
                    Awesome, thats good to hear, I've decided tomorrow I'm just gonna catch it in a container and spray the thing with bug spray to kill it and any babies it has. Don't want to risk it biting the baby and hurting her even if it won't harm us.

                    Originally posted by borked
                    could be a jumping spider?



                    No idea cos it's difficult to tell. If so...



                    have a look through
                    http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/spi...sofSpiders.htm
                    Nah, not that, I know it's not.

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                    • GigoloShawn
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                      #11
                      Taste your urine. If it's salty, the spider's safe. Really!
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                      • marketsmart
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                        • Dec 2004
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                        #12
                        who was the gfy'r that died from a spider bite a year or two ago?

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                        • sinkiss
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                          #13
                          fuck i hate spiders
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                          • johnydo
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                            #14
                            yeah looks like a spider, just smack it.

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                            • brandonstills
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                              #15
                              smack first ask questions later

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                              • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                #16
                                to all you who said smack it, don't read well do you? its possibly has a sack full of eggs, smacking it means hundreds of little spiders just like it all over the place... smack = big no no.

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                                • marketsmart
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                  to all you who said smack it, don't read well do you? its possibly has a sack full of eggs, smacking it means hundreds of little spiders just like it all over the place... smack = big no no.
                                  i can totally relate to what you are saying...

                                  i smacked the shit out of this girl one time and a baby fell out of her pussy....

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                                  • After Shock Media
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                    to all you who said smack it, don't read well do you? its possibly has a sack full of eggs, smacking it means hundreds of little spiders just like it all over the place... smack = big no no.
                                    I will not about argue with you on this one

                                    Just use some card and a cup or something flat and a container and then remove it outside.

                                    I also would not be spraying any bug spray if your that worried about the baby. Look around and see if you can see an egg sack. Typically looks like a small piece of cotton caught in the web. Or better yet after you remove the spider just get a paper towel that is semi damp and just remove all of the webbing. Throw that away outside.

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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                      i smacked the shit out of this girl one time and a baby fell out of her pussy....
                                      You'll have that.

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                                      • seeandsee
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                                        #20
                                        Get the bastard outside
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                                        • kmanrox
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                                          #21
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                                          • kitti2x
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                                            #22
                                            make the spider feel doctor octopus is coming! lol
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                                            • hjnet
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                                              #23
                                              It's a old Potato, save as long as you don't eat it!

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                                              • David!
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                                                • Apr 2004
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                                                #24
                                                It's an arachdanus dil pietro, named after the man who discovered it in Italy.
                                                I would catch it and release it far away from home.
                                                It is probably full of eggs so you better act quick...
                                                .

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                                                • Pleasurepays
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                                                  #25
                                                  jesus.

                                                  "maybe it will kill my baby... or maybe it will just eat bugs... not really sure what to do"

                                                  sounds like a great bit of parenting goin' on over there

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                                                  • ro8in
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                                                    #26
                                                    Yep thats definatly a spider.. better get rid of it
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                                                    Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

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                                                    • NickPapageorgio
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                                                      #27
                                                      We get those in webs that go from the tree branches up to the house here. Walking around the yard at night is NOT recommended lol. Although they are pretty harmless. I leave spiders where they are for the most part. I'd rather have them eating mosquitos personally. Be glad it's not one of these. I snapped this pic after I killed it and posed him all nice and purty for the camera.



                                                      It is a brown recluse. We got them everywhere down here where I live in NC. Got these fuckers too. Cowkiller ants (which actually aren't ants at all, they are a breed of wingless wasps) Sting on these things is incredible so I've been told. They can kill elderly and kids lawl. Things don't die either. You can SOAK them with raid and they keep on truckin'.

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                                                      • NickPapageorgio
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                                                        #28
                                                        Oh, did I mention that brown recluse was on the side of the toilet bowl right by my leg as I was pinching a loaf? I had to break it mid turd so I could get up and kill that thing lol

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                                                        • Sosa
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                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          This fucker scared the shit out of me a week ago as I was cleaning a bathroom downstairs. Went to move the shower curtain and seen it move inside the tub. Took quite a bit of raid to kill it. Usually we get wolf spiders in our window wells as they are 3.5 ft deep and they can't get back out, but never have seen something like this inside the house.

                                                          The picture was taken from the other side of the tub as it was at one end. Not zoomed in etc.

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                                                          • ScottXXX
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                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                              jesus.

                                                              "maybe it will kill my baby... or maybe it will just eat bugs... not really sure what to do"

                                                              sounds like a great bit of parenting goin' on over there

                                                              go away troll, i'm all for insects, they have a purpose on this earth too, if its not harmful, im not gonna do shit, my first reaction is whats it gonna do to my daughter, i came asking knowledgable people, not for some sig whore troll to call me a bad parent, so fuck off.

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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ScottXXX
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                                                                • ADL Colin
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  it's a black one. careful. they can detect fear


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                                                                  • Pleasurepays
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                    go away troll, i'm all for insects, they have a purpose on this earth too, if its not harmful, im not gonna do shit, my first reaction is whats it gonna do to my daughter, i came asking knowledgable people, not for some sig whore troll to call me a bad parent, so fuck off.
                                                                    your question stemmed from concern for your safety of your own child... which was totally offset by your concern for whether or not the spider might eat bugs.

                                                                    its pretty simple parenting math.


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                                                                    • Kudles
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                                                                      • CIVMatt
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Fuck that Josh, burn you house down and run... I hate spiders
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                                                                        • Dagwolf
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          It's spider-man's illegitimate offspring, he had this fling with a trapdoor spider once and she dropped about a million babies. You should see the size of her welfare check.
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                                                                          • pornask
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                            don't want to have a dangerous spider in the house with a baby around,
                                                                            I know, fucker baby could hurt the spider.

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                                                                            • u-Bob
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              the only good spider is a dead spider

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                                                                              • brassmonkey
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                looks like a mite id have to see a clear photo
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                                                                                • Sly
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                  who was the gfy'r that died from a spider bite a year or two ago?
                                                                                  bjjb.

                                                                                  He got really sick from the spider... died from a heart attack. The guy had a lot of health issues it sounded like. The spider was a brown recluse.
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                                                                                  • Nicolas
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I hate spiders.


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                                                                                    • smutnut
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      It looks a lot like the Mexican Staring Spider of Sri Lanka.

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                                                                                      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Spiders arent the evil creatures you make them out to be. Just let it go outside..geesh.

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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                          Spiders arent the evil creatures you make them out to be. Just let it go outside..geesh.
                                                                                          Yeah, until it bites my daughter and she gets sick and dies...

                                                                                          Took the fucker outside and killed it Jason Voorhees style!

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                                                                                          • After Shock Media
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                            Yeah, until it bites my daughter and she gets sick and dies...

                                                                                            Took the fucker outside and killed it Jason Voorhees style!
                                                                                            Like it was any sort of threat once outside, not like it was much of one inside.

                                                                                            Now what ya gunna do with about the average other 11,000 per acre.

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                                                                                            • BV
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              looks like a tick to me

                                                                                              ticks are in the same family as spiders, both have 8 legs and neither are insects

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                                                                                              • Sly
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                Yeah, until it bites my daughter and she gets sick and dies...

                                                                                                Took the fucker outside and killed it Jason Voorhees style!
                                                                                                If you are that worried about an outside spider biting your daughter I think you have bigger problems...
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                                                                                                • After Shock Media
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                  If you are that worried about an outside spider biting your daughter I think you have bigger problems...
                                                                                                  Obviously suffering tragically from 1st kid syndrome.
                                                                                                  Would not be surprised if he starts to duct tape pillows on the corners of hard objects once it starts to crawl some. Adds child locks to everything. Buys only the best stuff all be it crap but still stuff for the kid and so forth.

                                                                                                  By the 2-3 kid it would have to spit green pea soup and rotate its head 360 degrees to even be brought to the ER, but well he still is far from that stage.

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                                                                                                  • btrav04
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                    It's spider-man's illegitimate offspring, he had this fling with a trapdoor spider once and she dropped about a million babies. You should see the size of her welfare check.
                                                                                                    hahahahahahahaha

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