Can you or someone you know write a check for $6,500,000 in under a week? Serious Q.

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  • EmpireAutopilot
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2008
    • 404

    #1

    Can you or someone you know write a check for $6,500,000 in under a week? Serious Q.

    And I don't mean a hot check.

    I know I will get flamed for posting this but I am 100% serious. I came across a once in a lifetime deal where a $6.5 million investment will return many, many times that amount.

    There is a small window of time to get the deal done and I've done all I can to get the word out to people that could close on it. The window is tiny so it limits my options considerably. Basically I'm asking if many here could invest this much if they found something worth investing in.

    If anyone could and would for the right deal let me know. If my other options don't work out I will run this by anyone after the right paperwork is signed but it would have to be fast. A 2 week approval on a loan might be too long as this could be gone any day.

    To the flamers, no I'm not expecting someone to hear a pitch and send me millions. This is a real deal that is going to go down for somebody and I want a piece. Also, when I say once in a lifetime I mean it. If the deal closed 4 or 5 million could be cashed back while still keeping the income for life.

    Shot in the dark I know but it is what it is.
  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38948

    #2
    I can write a check for ANY amount in aproxx 30 seconds...

    Whether or not it will be a GOOD check, is debatable... But it wont take me a week to write it... Thats for sure
    Last edited by CurrentlySober; 08-25-2008, 01:59 PM.


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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      are you from Nigeria by any chance?

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      • Basher
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 1168

        #4
        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
        are you from Nigeria by any chance?
        ha ha
        my bum itches

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        • BusterBunny
          perverted justice decoy
          • Aug 2005
          • 19291

          #5
          i can do it but i will need your kidneys as collateral soon as i have them in my hand you will get the check in yours
          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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          • TyroneGoldberg
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2007
            • 1081

            #6
            I do. I have a uncle who's always on the lookout for investments.

            ICQ me

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            • Jens Van Assterdam
              The Dupre Pimp
              • Feb 2008
              • 6677

              #7
              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
              are you from Nigeria by any chance?
              I was wondering the same thing
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              • EmpireAutopilot
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2008
                • 404

                #8
                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                are you from Nigeria by any chance?
                If I were from Nigeria I would just scam 6.5 million to throw at this very legitimate deal.

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                • Vendot
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 3376

                  #9
                  Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                  If I were from Nigeria I would just scam 6.5 million to throw at this very legitimate deal.
                  Im convinced, whats your email addy?
                  "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                  • EmpireAutopilot
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 404

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vendot
                    Im convinced, whats your email addy?
                    On the chance you are serious [email protected].

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                    • RayBonga
                      too cool for highschool
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 12164

                      #11
                      I'll paypal it right away

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                      • Eriic
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 2995

                        #12
                        Send me all the details and fax of your drivers license and social security and a printout of your credit score to [email protected]

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                        • EmpireAutopilot
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                          • Apr 2008
                          • 404

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RayBonga
                          I'll paypal it right away
                          Originally posted by Eriic
                          Send me all the details and fax of your drivers license and social security and a printout of your credit score to [email protected]
                          I'd say the trolls would feel stupid after this deal is closed and I can say what it was publicly but I know you don't care.

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                          • O MARINA
                            I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 13794

                            #14
                            I sale hahaha's icq

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                            • EmpireAutopilot
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 404

                              #15
                              Originally posted by O MARINA
                              I sale hahaha's icq
                              hahaha is the first person I thought of but this is an offline deal and not sure he'd care. Also, it would be hard to close from such a distance as I'm sure the person writing a check for 6.5 mill would want to fly in and go over the important stuff.

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                              • Dennis Rodman
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 1060

                                #16
                                What a fucking moron. GTFO.

                                You would think this assfuck would have enough brains to fly a decent "bro" sig and make 20,000 posts, then throw the bait into the pond.

                                I just reported this post to fbi.gov, and I am not kidding either.

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                                • EmpireAutopilot
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2008
                                  • 404

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Dennis Rodman
                                  What a fucking moron. GTFO.

                                  You would think this assfuck would have enough brains to fly a decent "bro" sig and make 20,000 posts, then throw the bait into the pond.

                                  I just reported this post to fbi.gov, and I am not kidding either.
                                  Trolls usually bring something entertaining to the table. At a minimum you should have enough intelligence to reply with a witty comment that only 20% of the population would understand so that you can laugh with the others that are "in the know". You've only brought complete stupidity, time for a new profession.

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                                  • Eriic
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 2995

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                                    I'd say the trolls would feel stupid after this deal is closed and I can say what it was publicly but I know you don't care.
                                    I guess you are dumb Asshole! I happen to sit on the board of directors at Vulcan, but I knew you were full of shit from the get go ............

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                                    • BradM
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3397

                                      #19
                                      Business plan reads sound - and your respectable reputation is impressive. I'm in.

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                                      • EmpireAutopilot
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2008
                                        • 404

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BradM
                                        Business plan reads sound - and your respectable reputation is impressive. I'm in.
                                        And obviously with 23,000 posts here you have the 6.5 million to spare. I will eagerly await your response!

                                        Idiot.

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                                        • Dennis Rodman
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 1060

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                                          Trolls usually bring something entertaining to the table. At a minimum you should have enough intelligence to reply with a witty comment that only 20% of the population would understand so that you can laugh with the others that are "in the know". You've only brought complete stupidity, time for a new profession.












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                                          • Barefootsies
                                            Choice is an Illusion
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 42635

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Basher
                                            ha ha
                                            Should You Email Your Members?

                                            Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                            Enough Said.

                                            "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                            • BradM
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 3397

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                                              And obviously with 23,000 posts here you have the 6.5 million to spare. I will eagerly await your response!

                                              Idiot.
                                              Great. Though I don't write checks for those amounts, only wires. Just let me have your wire info.

                                              PS. You're awesome, and this is great comic relief.

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                                              • halfpint
                                                GFY's Halfpint
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 15223

                                                #24
                                                I dont get it...Why do you come to GFY and ask for such a large amount of money. If the investment is going to turn over millions in the end why not go to a business advisor/bank Im sure they would leap at the opertunity to make a few million on top of what they loan you

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                                                • BradM
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                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 3397

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by halfpint
                                                  I dont get it...Why do you come to GFY and ask for such a large amount of money. If the investment is going to turn over millions in the end why not go to a business advisor/bank Im sure they would leap at the opertunity to make a few million on top of what they loan you
                                                  Because he is really smart and knows GFY is the best place in the world to ask for large sums of investment money.

                                                  He is a multi-millionaire with amazing ideas. Don't question him.

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                                                  • EmpireAutopilot
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 404

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BradM
                                                    Great. Though I don't write checks for those amounts, only wires. Just let me have your wire info.

                                                    PS. You're awesome, and this is great comic relief.
                                                    1) You don't have that amount, you're just another wannabe webmaster that thinks his $5,000 per month (maybe) life is wonderful.

                                                    2) I'm glad you are enjoying. As mentioned in my first post I expect to get flamed, the fact that those flames come from the biggest posers on the board make it all the more hilarious for ME.

                                                    3) The deal is real, sound and will be purchased in the very near future. It is worth many multiples of the investment and in fact most of the investment could be cashed out immediately. This isn't shit you'll find yourself.

                                                    4) For every 1000 idiots like you there is 1 person that can afford the price. I don't care if there is a 1 in 1000 chance that person contacts me it's nothing to make a post. I've already spread the word in the avenues I have access to but as mentioned, limited window to work in. If I don't see any response in the next 24 hours (from other avenues, not here) I will spam this shit up and down craigslist on the minute chance someone with some millions to spare gets curious enough to contact.

                                                    In case one of the real players from around here sees this, I know wtf it looks like. I do however have a phone, a fax and piles of documents that will prove to you exactly how much this is worth. You are welcome to come visit, come look at the deal in person and decide for yourself. It's real regardless of who believes it.

                                                    Brad, I really hope you keep posting. People like you keep me entertained enough to stick around. I'm laughing at you laughing at me because in this case you are the ignorant one.

                                                    Carry on

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                                                    • halfpint
                                                      GFY's Halfpint
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 15223

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BradM

                                                      He is a multi-millionaire with amazing ideas. Don't question him.

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                                                      • Eriic
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 2995

                                                        #28
                                                        EmpireAutopilot = Moron + Retard + Fool + DipShit and AssWipe + Idiot * imbecile

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                                                        • Antonio
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 14136

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by halfpint
                                                          I dont get it...Why do you come to GFY and ask for such a large amount of money. If the investment is going to turn over millions in the end why not go to a business advisor/bank Im sure they would leap at the opertunity to make a few million on top of what they loan you

                                                          you make it sound like $6 MIL is some really large sum of money, c'mon, this is GFY, haven't you seen the pictures of the cars we all frive?

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                                                          • EmpireAutopilot
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 404

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by halfpint
                                                            I dont get it...Why do you come to GFY and ask for such a large amount of money. If the investment is going to turn over millions in the end why not go to a business advisor/bank Im sure they would leap at the opertunity to make a few million on top of what they loan you
                                                            There is absolutely no time. The only reason this deal is available to me is I am friends with the owner. He already has multiple offers on the table and is being forced to sell quickly. One week might be generous, it could be gone in 2 days if I don't let him know I have an interested party.

                                                            Originally posted by BradM
                                                            Because he is really smart and knows GFY is the best place in the world to ask for large sums of investment money.

                                                            He is a multi-millionaire with amazing ideas. Don't question him.
                                                            I am really smart, in fact I am smart enough to expect idiotic shit from morons like you. I am not a millionaire, if I were I wouldn't give up this stuff to anyone. It is quite literally worth 8 to 9 figures. Because over 2/3 of the initial investment can be cashed out quickly (something with assets) there is a locked in 50 to 60 times return on investment after assets are sold.

                                                            Also, the #1 reason I gave so little details here is so sniveling little shits like you would troll my thread and keep it pegged at the top.

                                                            Thanks

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                                                            • BradM
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3397

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                                                              There is absolutely no time. The only reason this deal is available to me is I am friends with the owner. He already has multiple offers on the table and is being forced to sell quickly. One week might be generous, it could be gone in 2 days if I don't let him know I have an interested party.



                                                              I am really smart, in fact I am smart enough to expect idiotic shit from morons like you. I am not a millionaire, if I were I wouldn't give up this stuff to anyone. It is quite literally worth 8 to 9 figures. Because over 2/3 of the initial investment can be cashed out quickly (something with assets) there is a locked in 50 to 60 times return on investment after assets are sold.

                                                              Also, the #1 reason I gave so little details here is so sniveling little shits like you would troll my thread and keep it pegged at the top.

                                                              Thanks
                                                              You're welcome. I haven't read what you have typed in response to me - because frankly I don't care. I just look up to millionaires like you who are so rich and SO smart they come to GFY for investment cash.

                                                              I hope you get it! That would be so awesome!

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                                                              • EmpireAutopilot
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2008
                                                                • 404

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                you make it sound like $6 MIL is some really large sum of money, c'mon, this is GFY, haven't you seen the pictures of the cars we all frive?
                                                                $6 MIL is a lot but there are a handful of people that have posted here can afford it. No idea if they still check in but there is a chance they might. Again, 1 in 1000 chance to reach someone with a 1 in 1000 chance of giving me the time of day is worth the post. This deal is huge.

                                                                I will also make sure to post full details and public records once it's gone, regardless of whether or not I am involved in it. That way you can all look at the numbers and laugh at BradM. The others are obvious troll accounts but poor Brad takes himself seriously.

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                                                                • halfpint
                                                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                  • 15223

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                  you make it sound like $6 MIL is some really large sum of money, c'mon, this is GFY, haven't you seen the pictures of the cars we all frive?


                                                                  Well for me 6 mill is a very large amount of money hell even 1 mill is a large amount of money for me

                                                                  this thread just gets funnier and funnier I hate to love GFY

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                                                                  • BradM
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                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 3397

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by halfpint


                                                                    Well for me 6 mill is a very large amount of money hell even 1 mill is a large amount of money for me

                                                                    this thread just gets funnier and funnier I hate to love GFY
                                                                    It's not funny at all - this is a serious business thread.

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                                                                    • EmpireAutopilot
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2008
                                                                      • 404

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by halfpint


                                                                      Well for me 6 mill is a very large amount of money hell even 1 mill is a large amount of money for me

                                                                      this thread just gets funnier and funnier I hate to love GFY
                                                                      The reason I have a sense of humor about this is because I know how it looks from the outside. While I am not offended or mad at the reaction (expected) I do like to prove my point. Drop me an email if you are curious and the minute this deal is off the table I will send you a pile of documents to back up my claims. 6.5 million will return 4 to 5 million from asset sales, $20,000 per month for a year then 6 figures per month for 30 to 50 more years.

                                                                      Conservative estimates except for the $20,000 which is a fact.

                                                                      Cheers

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                                                                      • BradM
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                        • 3397

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Everyone please stop gunking this thread up with bullshit, this guy is one of the elites and deserves respect. He obviously knows what he is doing and talking about.

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                                                                        • EmpireAutopilot
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                                                                          • Apr 2008
                                                                          • 404

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                                                          Everyone please stop gunking this thread up with bullshit, this guy is one of the elites and deserves respect. He obviously knows what he is doing and talking about.

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                                                                          • halfpint
                                                                            GFY's Halfpint
                                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                                            • 15223

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                                                                            The reason I have a sense of humor about this is because I know how it looks from the outside. While I am not offended or mad at the reaction (expected) I do like to prove my point. Drop me an email if you are curious and the minute this deal is off the table I will send you a pile of documents to back up my claims. 6.5 million will return 4 to 5 million from asset sales, $20,000 per month for a year then 6 figures per month for 30 to 50 more years.

                                                                            Conservative estimates except for the $20,000 which is a fact.

                                                                            Cheers
                                                                            Would love to know but I do not have 6.5 million let alone half a million and could not even dream about getting 6.5 million even If I wanted it..

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                                                                            • INDY500DRIVER
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                                                                              • Apr 2008
                                                                              • 622

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Have various connections inside private equity funds, hedge funds... email me.
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                                                                              • EmpireAutopilot
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                                                                                • Apr 2008
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                Would love to know but I do not have 6.5 million let alone half a million and could not even dream about getting 6.5 million even If I wanted it..
                                                                                Oh no, I'll just send you the documents after the deal is no longer available so you can laugh at BradM with me. As mentioned, I'm hardheaded and like to prove my point.

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                                                                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                  best designer on GFY
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 30307

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Retard thread of the week runner up.
                                                                                  It's only Monday and hopefully we can get a good run up for the week.

                                                                                  Last weeks winner was Jon Clarks Solution to Tube and Content piracy thread.
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                                                                                  • Nicky
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 30071

                                                                                    #42

                                                                                    gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                                    • halfpint
                                                                                      GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                                      • 15223

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                                                                                      Oh no, I'll just send you the documents after the deal is no longer available so you can laugh at BradM with me. As mentioned, I'm hardheaded and like to prove my point.
                                                                                      Ok tell you what I am curious to see how real this is. When the deal is no longer available hit me up on ICQ (Its in my profile) and I will give you my email

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                                                                                      • woj
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                                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                                        • 47880

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        You are claiming it's worth 8-9 figures, and yet your friend is selling it for only 6.5M?
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                                                                                        • EmpireAutopilot
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                                                                                          • Apr 2008
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by INDY500DRIVER
                                                                                          Have various connections inside private equity funds, hedge funds... email me.
                                                                                          I sent you an email.

                                                                                          Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                          Ok tell you what I am curious to see how real this is. When the deal is no longer available hit me up on ICQ (Its in my profile) and I will give you my email
                                                                                          Turn on ICQ and we can laugh a little at BradM and AlienQ now.

                                                                                          Cheers

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                                                                                          • EmpireAutopilot
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                                                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                                                            • 404

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by woj
                                                                                            You are claiming it's worth 8-9 figures, and yet your friend is selling it for only 6.5M?
                                                                                            Yes and this is a verifiable fact. It is literally once in a lifetime circumstances, and it's complicated but easy to understand once you see full details. Only reason I don't post here is I don't want to give enough away for somebody to start sniffing around this area, many smaller deals out there and I want them all.

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                                                                                            • INDY500DRIVER
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                                                                                              • Apr 2008
                                                                                              • 622

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I replied


                                                                                              [QUOTE=EmpireAutopilot;14662647]I sent you an email.
                                                                                              http://mega.co.nz

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                                                                                              • TheSenator
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                • 13330

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Well, there is a sucker born everyday......
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                                                                                                • halfpint
                                                                                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                                  • 15223

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  ok I have spoken to EmpireAutopilot on ICQ and from he has told me I now understand what he going on about.

                                                                                                  You guys shouldent be so quick to jump on somebody asking for this kind of investment just because he has a low post count. I know it sounds stupid but from what he has said and shown me from another source does make a lot of sense. Maybe it would have been better if he could explain what the investment is all about but then I guess he could loose it to somebody else. I did not belive him either but I do belive him a hell of lot more now.

                                                                                                  Anyway hope you get the funds you are looking for EmpireAutopilot

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                                                                                                  • EmpireAutopilot
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2008
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    [QUOTE=INDY500DRIVER;14662699]I replied


                                                                                                    Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                                                                                                    I sent you an email.
                                                                                                    I replied as well. Thank you for not only responding but knowing exactly what you were talking about.

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