Tips on How to escape a bad first date!!!!!!???

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  • DatingGameExpert
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2008
    • 1089
    #1

    Tips on How to escape a bad first date!!!!!!???

    Post your tips!
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    • munki
      Do Fun Shit.
      • Dec 2004
      • 13393
      #2
      I've found a spoonful of mash potatoes firmly flung in the general facialular area does the trick pretty effectively.

      “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3

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            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
              North Coast Pimp
              • Dec 2005
              • 9395
              #4
              Simple, don't go on a date....

              Any slut that you have to take on a date to fuck is not worth the meal..

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                • Eriic
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 2995
                  #5
                  I scratch myself and pick my nose and sometimes fling the booger onto her dinner plate.

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                    • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                      North Coast Pimp
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 9395
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

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                        • Jens Van Assterdam
                          The Dupre Pimp
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 6677
                          #7
                          Just relax, put your pants down and shit a cringle on the table.
                          Works always.
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                            • Eva PSC
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 994
                              #8
                              leave for the washroom and never come back lol

                              OR

                              at a bar, play that someone spiked your drink and act super super drunk suddenly and crawl out for a cab

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                                • O MARINA
                                  I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 13796
                                  #9
                                  you need to make her leave YOU ;)

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                                    • WiredGuy
                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 34512
                                      #10
                                      Pass gas, burp, just gross her out. If she's still into you after that, she's messed up.
                                      W
                                      I play with Google.

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                                        • jimmy-3-way
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 3861
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DatingGameExpert
                                          Tips on How to escape a bad first date!!!!!!???
                                          A bad first date is just a perfect opportunity to test your skillz.

                                          When a baseball team is losing by some retarded amount they don't sneak out of the park, they use it for BP, they get up there and take every pitch.

                                          See if you can turn it around. See if you can turn an ice queen into a parking lot BJ.

                                          The fact that you are thinking of escaping means your head game is way off.
                                          Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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                                            • mrwilson
                                              mrwilson 2.0
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 5122
                                              #12
                                              Just be honest, say this shit aint working and ask her if she has any single sisters or relatives?

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                                                • Phoenix
                                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 35475
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                  A bad first date is just a perfect opportunity to test your skillz.

                                                  When a baseball team is losing by some retarded amount they don't sneak out of the park, they use it for BP, they get up there and take every pitch.

                                                  See if you can turn it around. See if you can turn an ice queen into a parking lot BJ.

                                                  The fact that you are thinking of escaping means your head game is way off.
                                                  go for the parking lot bj man
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                                                    • The Heron
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 4496
                                                      #14
                                                      Whip out your cock and see what happens

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                                                        • jimmy-3-way
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 3861
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                          go for the parking lot bj man
                                                          The parking lot BJ is actually fairly easy to pull - but if you can do it it means you've definitely got solid game.
                                                          Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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                                                            • jimmy-3-way
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 3861
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                              The parking lot BJ is actually fairly easy to pull - but if you can do it it means you've definitely got solid game.
                                                              Um...parking lot BJ FTW.
                                                              Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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                                                                • jeffrey
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 1864
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I have only had 2 dates I wanted to get out of, the first one I just acted like a total douchbag, that just made her hot for me though, I forgot chicks like douch bags. Got more then a BJ from it, lol
                                                                  Bitch called for like a month though.
                                                                  Second one I decided to go the other way, acted really needy and clingy, she said she had to go and oddly left a 20 for her food as she left, lol
                                                                  Coming Soon!

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