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  • YoYoBean
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 429
    #1

    For All Newbies Who Think There Is A Jesus Dialer...Morons

    In case any newbee wants to know what the url to the jesus dialer is...and wondering why its the best dialer on earth...please for the love of god....grow up...its a long time running joke by BP and everyone else....

    no dialer on earth pays what they pay...or charge what they charge....

    so...remember....THERE IS NO JESUS DIALER!!!!
    Sincerley

    YoYoBean

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    • CoreDump
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      • Aug 2001
      • 393
      #2

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        • ^R3K^
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2001
          • 2815
          #3
          Originally posted by CoreDump:

          Posts: 59
          And this makes you a veteran
          dude this slapnuut has already got banned. sure he is a veteran bro.. hehe it takes skills to get banned before 60 posts
          no business like ho business

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            • funkmaster
              So Fucking Banned
              • Sep 2001
              • 7938
              #4
              YoYoBean, you are full of shit ... I have been using jesus dailer well over 6 years now and it pays like clockwork ... so you better shut the fuck up ...

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                • ldinternet
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 8245
                  #5
                  Somehow I don't think your post count reflects your level of Newbieness.

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                    • DarkJedi
                      No Refunds Issued.
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301
                      #6
                      i have no problem with JesuDialer either - great payouts and all. Its just that i get a bit more calls using ThugDialer - they a got some new technique in persuading surfers to use their dialer.

                      [This message has been edited by DarkJedi (edited 10-27-2001).]

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                        • danevans
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 1295
                          #7
                          He's just pissed cause he wasn't approved to use the Jesus Dialer..
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                            • SykkBoy2
                              Jesus loves bacon
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 19969
                              #8
                              what? no Jesus Dialer??
                              Next thing ya know, you'll be telling me there is no suuch thing as ThugCash...

                              then you'll be telling me that my whole life is nothing but the psychotic illusion of some derelict sobering up from an all night bender consisting of cocktails, paint thinner and Diet Coke...

                              Pardon me while I go squegee these tears from my face....

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                                • Forest
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 9135
                                  #9
                                  Dial this and Get Saved
                                  http://www.jesus.com

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                                    • Gemini
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 7183
                                      #10
                                      You just can't be a affiliate to the JesusDialer until you are a SERIOUS poster. Established under 1500? I don't think so!
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                                        • SonOfRage
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 632
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by YoYoBean:
                                          In case any newbee wants to know what the url to the jesus dialer is...and wondering why its the best dialer on earth...please for the love of god....grow up...its a long time running joke by BP and everyone else....

                                          no dialer on earth pays what they pay...or charge what they charge....

                                          so...remember....THERE IS NO JESUS DIALER!!!!
                                          YoYo Bean,

                                          As I have mentioned in our emails and ICQ's. We will not pay cheaters. What makes you think you can cheat a company and still get paid? Our dialer company may not be as big as some of the other player out there, but we pay all honest webmaster like clockwork.

                                          Posting false and negative B.S. on the various boards will not get you a check. Why not try running a legit site? It seems to work for other webmasters.

                                          If you have any other questions, you can contact Boneprone or myself via Email or ICQ.
                                          (please do not call my phone anymore)

                                          Thank You,

                                          Rage

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075
                                              #12
                                              You guys got waaaay too much time....

                                              but like I always say, drink more beer.
                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                • Singer
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 437
                                                  #13
                                                  how can you cheat a dialer program ? Since its payout based on surfer's connected time.

                                                  thanks
                                                  P/s i'm a newbie.
                                                  www.JesusBoard.com

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                                                    • SonOfRage
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 632
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Singer:
                                                      how can you cheat a dialer program ? Since its payout based on surfer's connected time.

                                                      thanks
                                                      P/s i'm a newbie.
                                                      Our terms state that you are NOT allowed to redirect Albanian or Chinese traffic via .htaccess
                                                      The phone companies pay us very little for these minutes. This joker was redirecting nothing but Albanian minutes to our dialer.

                                                      We can only continue to pay our high payouts if that traffic is received with along with standard minutes from countries such as the United States and Canada. Thus evening things out. This is standard for our dialer, and most other dialer companies on the market today.

                                                      As I stated before. Honest webmasters are making a lot of money with our programs.

                                                      I appreciate the honest, hardworking webmasters out there.

                                                      Thanks guys

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                                                        • Ludedude
                                                          Suck it!
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 4432
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Gemini:
                                                          You just can't be a affiliate to the JesusDialer until you are a SERIOUS poster. Established under 1500? I don't think so!
                                                          Bah, try the Satan Dialer. We have no rules and pay $10.99/minute for Taiwan.

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                                                            • Wizzo
                                                              2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                              • Nov 2000
                                                              • 15224
                                                              #16
                                                              I think the question is how Jesus, a mexican goat herder get is own dialer?

                                                              and who is helping Jose with the chores, now that Jesus isn't?
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                                                                • Gemini
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 7183
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Juan Carlos is helping Jose` Wizzo! Keep up with the program! They have since sold out the goat herd and shifted to milk cows that milk themselves, take it to market and the bulls drive hard bargains on pricing. Machismo still rules I guess.

                                                                  Hay-soos swam the rio and is hiding in Bones basement working on new programs right now! Upcoming nuptials to one of Bones Babes will make him legal to stay doncha'kno' As soon as Bone figures out how to con one of them into marrying Hay-soos that is.

                                                                  Juan Carlos está ayudando a Jose` Wizzo! Continúe con el programa! Tienen puesto que vendido fuera de la manada de la cabra y cambiado de puesto para ordeñar las vacas que se ordeñan, llévela el mercado y los toros conducen negocios duros en la tasación. Todavía de Machismo reglas que conjeturo. El heno-soos nadó la Río y está ocultando en el sótano de los huesos que trabajaba en nuevos programas ahora! Los nuptials próximos a uno de bebés de los huesos lo harán legal para permanecer donchákno ' tan pronto como el hueso calcule fuera de cómo al con uno de ellos en el heno-soos el casar que es.
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                                                                    • jimmyf
                                                                      OU812
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 12651
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I use God's dialer program. Pay weekly.
                                                                      Pay's me 2.57 per for US & UK traffic.
                                                                      I'll give you the URL if you snail mail me
                                                                      a $300.00 dollar bill. They will accept
                                                                      just 50 more webmasters.
                                                                      Got's to go bank my weekly God's dialer check.
                                                                      Later.

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                                                                        • SykkBoy2
                                                                          Jesus loves bacon
                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 19969
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Satan Dilaer is just a ripoff of the tried and true Devil Dialer....we pay $6.66 per soul....the dialer calls us and we barter a bit, but in the end, we always get the soul...and we kick back a more than generous $6.66 per soul...but we're getting a lot of Taliban souls and they aren't quality souls, so me may have to start shaving a bit to compensate...


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                                                                            • YoYoBean
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 429
                                                                              #20
                                                                              All of you are morons....im glad you stick by the joke...and I commend you for it...

                                                                              I thought it was pretty funny too at the start....untill you just get sick and tired of newbies asking for the jesus dialer url...

                                                                              just remember all...no matter what they say...there is NO JESUS DIALER...

                                                                              guys!!!! let the joke die will ya!?!?!?
                                                                              Sincerley

                                                                              YoYoBean

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                                                                                • Dopy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 1572
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Jesus Dialer is not an open program it was designed for serious webmasters, it's an exlusive program. The Jesus Dialler joke was born out of people being unable to obtain details of this program. I was introduced to JD by boneprone and it's by far the best dialer on the net.

                                                                                  I am a little fed up of this joke now but I can assure you all Jesus Dialer exists !!!

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                                                                                    • Ludedude
                                                                                      Suck it!
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 4432
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SykkBoy2:
                                                                                      Satan Dilaer is just a ripoff of the tried and true Devil Dialer....we pay $6.66 per soul....the dialer calls us and we barter a bit, but in the end, we always get the soul...and we kick back a more than generous $6.66 per soul...but we're getting a lot of Taliban souls and they aren't quality souls, so me may have to start shaving a bit to compensate...
                                                                                      Satan Dialer will never shave it's affiliates. We believe that grooming is up to each individual person and we really don't want to get involved in the hygiene of our affiliates. Thank Satan we don't have to ever be in the same room with them.

                                                                                      As far as the Devil Dialer goes, it's just a wannabe scam...stay true to Satan, we'll never let you down. Now paying $10.99 for Albania and Afghanistan too!!

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                                                                                        • BigDaddy
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 244
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          When I emailed about my September check they told me the Air Force had accidently bombed their Kabul payroll office. Could that be just an excuse?

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                                                                                            • Steve
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 6894
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Dopy:
                                                                                              Jesus Dialer is not an open program it was designed for serious webmasters, it's an exlusive program. The Jesus Dialler joke was born out of people being unable to obtain details of this program. I was introduced to JD by boneprone and it's by far the best dialer on the net.

                                                                                              I am a little fed up of this joke now but I can assure you all Jesus Dialer exists !!!
                                                                                              boneprone allowed me to get a Flat Rate Jesus Dialer last week. There is no substitute, I no longer need to spend hours on end in front of the screen calculating my payout. Even more exciting is the Hail Mary drop charge option, which is sure to be popular with US traffic. Do not be mislead, Jesus Dialer is real, and you can't beat it.


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                                                                                                • Tam
                                                                                                  Rude Bitch
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 8534
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  rotfl

                                                                                                  I love this damn board more and more each damn day!!!!!!!

                                                                                                  Tam

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                                                                                                    • Hunter
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 283
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      YoYoBean
                                                                                                      "For All Newbies Who Think There Is A Jesus Dialer...Morons"

                                                                                                      I wish you were right YoYo, upto 2hour hold times with J/D, we can't beat that.
                                                                                                      No wonder everyone wants to join it.


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                                                                                                        • JakeR
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                          • 1760
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Steve:
                                                                                                          Even more exciting is the Hail Mary drop charge option, which is sure to be popular with US traffic.
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                                                                                                            • YoYoBean
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                              • 429
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              So I take it the longest running joke in dialer history has to remain that way...just a joke..

                                                                                                              listen to me newbies...its just a joke....no such dialer exists...nor has it ever exist...nor will it ever exist...

                                                                                                              sorry "team jesus" i was getting fucking tired of this damn joke!

                                                                                                              Sincerley

                                                                                                              YoYoBean

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                                                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  What??! I wanted to use that thing to talk to Jesus!
                                                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                                                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                      • 19969
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      damnit YoYoBean, I bet you get off on calling kids and Christmas time and telling them Santa claus died of a heart attack last night and ain't coming this year...no wait, that would be me...nevermind



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                                                                                                                        • big perm
                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                          • 37
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          ATTENTION NEWBIES!

                                                                                                                          yoyobean IS the mastermind behind jesus dialer.

                                                                                                                          *the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist*

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                                                                                                                            • Steve
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                              • 6894
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              YoYoBean
                                                                                                                              Don't try to hide the fact that you are one of the biggest producers of minutes for the Jesus Dialer program! C'mon, bro - there is plenty of money to go around. You'll still get your 4000 minuts/day, stop worrying.

                                                                                                                              I just want to thank the J/D team for getting the new exclusive hardcore amateur video from Brazil. That shit is fucking awesome! The hold times continue to amaze me, and I honestly feel it is the high quality, exclusive content that J/D searches the globe to aquire that is responsible. A sponsor might be tempted to spend money on boats and cars, but you guys keep re-investing a large portion of the profits back into the system - this is what seperates you from the pack. I'm honored to be included in your advertising family!

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                                                                                                                                • YoYoBean
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 429
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  *sigh*
                                                                                                                                  Sincerley

                                                                                                                                  YoYoBean

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                                                                                                                                    • Tam
                                                                                                                                      Rude Bitch
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 8534
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SykkBoy2:
                                                                                                                                      damnit YoYoBean, I bet you get off on calling kids and Christmas time and telling them Santa claus died of a heart attack last night and ain't coming this year...no wait, that would be me...nevermind
                                                                                                                                      As a matter of fact, he DOES do this......... he called my house last week and tried to get me to let him speak to my kids......... he kept making these strange cackling noises and scared me so I wouldn't let him speak with them.............

                                                                                                                                      YoYo, I love ya babe, you know that, but you can be evil when ya wanna be.......... rotfl

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                                                                                                                                        • Clovis
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 412
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I heard there was a new dialer,
                                                                                                                                          The Jesus, Mary and Joseph proggie.
                                                                                                                                          Its a triple billing system that auto calls on a daily basis.

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                                                                                                                                            • boneprone
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                                                                                                                                              • 34415
                                                                                                                                              #36

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                                                                                                                                                • Joesho
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 12329
                                                                                                                                                  #37






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                                                                                                                                                    • Project-Shadow
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                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 7340
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      A bit of GFY history.

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                                                                                                                                                        • doober
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 6984
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          its real

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                                                                                                                                                            • Viper2K1
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 1006
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              whoa, flashback
                                                                                                                                                              Spank me
                                                                                                                                                              Dude, where's my traffic?

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