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  • ElConquistador
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 520
    #1

    inherited 50k... where should I put it?

    Money Market, Stocks, Mutuals, Forex, Real Estate, Gold... porn?

    don't need it liquid and want the best return over a 10 year period.



    and here's my prediction on the first few BS replies:

    - hookers and blow
    - tube site
    - KY jelly
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    • Verbal
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2001
      • 3420
      #2
      wait a little while and buy some real estate

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        • LeRoy
          Porn Pusher
          • Jul 2007
          • 13362
          #3
          I'll go with hookers and Blow
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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089
              #4
              My pocket has some room it it.

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                • gornyhuy
                  Chafed.
                  • May 2002
                  • 18041
                  #5
                  Hire a full time servant for a year.

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                    • woj
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 47880
                      #6
                      stocks, mix it up and in the next 10 years you should do well
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                        • tony299
                          lurker
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 57021
                          #7
                          blue chip conservative growth mutual fund.

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                            • klaze
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2008
                              • 2167
                              #8
                              Waffles.

                              Invest in waffles.

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                                • TheSenator
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 13330
                                  #9
                                  Buy a foreclosed home and flip it.
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                                    • LeRoy
                                      Porn Pusher
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 13362
                                      #10
                                      ok seriously. Dont put it into porn. I hear too many stories of people losing $$ in porn
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                                        • TyroneGoldberg
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 1081
                                          #11
                                          inherited 50k... where should I put it?

                                          On Black, baby.


                                          I mean it's found money, if you lose so what. If you win I want 15%

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                                            • kmanrox
                                              aka K-Man
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 29295
                                              #12
                                              buying hookers would be silly


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                                                • HorseShit
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 17513
                                                  #13
                                                  tube site and ky jelly

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                                                    • BAKO
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                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 18478
                                                      #14
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                                                        • ElConquistador
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 520
                                                          #15
                                                          so far we have:

                                                          2 real estates
                                                          - wait a little while and buy some real estate
                                                          - buy a foreclosed home and flip it.

                                                          2 stocks/mutual
                                                          - blue chip conservative growth mutual fund.
                                                          - stocks, mix it up and in the next 10 years you should do well

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                                                            • xxweekxx
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 6780
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by ElConquistador
                                                              so far we have:

                                                              2 real estates
                                                              - wait a little while and buy some real estate
                                                              - buy a foreclosed home and flip it.

                                                              2 stocks/mutual
                                                              - blue chip conservative growth mutual fund.
                                                              - stocks, mix it up and in the next 10 years you should do well
                                                              with 50k i would build up some sites and make money off them,

                                                              or start an online currency exchange service

                                                              or start a hosting company(start with virtual/reseller plans)

                                                              etcc.. stock yield is crappy, u could gain/lose, and mutual fund yield is crappy..

                                                              the market sucks now.. better off investing your money into business.

                                                              OR, I would buy a laundromat with it.. easy money..

                                                              I see that laundromats have about 4yr return on profit.. Basically if you want a laundromat that makes $10k/yr PROFIT, ull spend $40k..

                                                              So with your $50k, you will buy a good laundromat that makes $1k/month profit..

                                                              It seems small, but $1k/mo for life is good, plus thats about 20&#37; return.

                                                              By the way, when you make the first $10k of profit, use it as a 20% down payment for another $50k laundromat..

                                                              RINSE and repeat...
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                                                                • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2007
                                                                  • 3884
                                                                  #17
                                                                  ...in my pocket...ill hold it for you





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                                                                    • Eriic
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                      • 2995
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                      My pocket has some room it it.
                                                                      So does your head

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                                                                        • HollywoodChris
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 1282
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Open an account at ingdirect and make 3% a month or buy gold.

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                                                                            • Fat Panda
                                                                              Porn is Dead. Move along.
                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 13296
                                                                              #20
                                                                              fuck mutuals...put it in a vangaurd etf fund...you will be happy - (pick fund depending on your taste for risk)

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                                                                                • Adultnet
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                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 8713
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  invest in tech


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                                                                                    • xxweekxx
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 6780
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      ING DOESNT PAY 3&#37; a month? Isnt it 3% a YEAR not month..
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                                                                                        • moneybiz
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                          • 1391
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Split it up into 10 5k cds.

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                                                                                            • mikesouth
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 6334
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              depends on what part of the country/world you are in assuming its USA and its not in a real negative growth area like Dayton OH

                                                                                              Buy a moderately priced home, in distress, below market value, 50K is a good downpayment if not enough to buy outright.

                                                                                              Fix the house up and turn it into rental property, In a bout 2-3 years when the housing market rebounds (and it will) sell it, you should easily double your money with very little risk...your renters are probably paying more than any note you carry on it if you have to finance part of it.
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                                                                                                • Holly
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 10017
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Heroin.

                                                                                                  Thank me later.
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                                                                                                    • gadabout
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                                                      • 329
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I would put it in a Swiss bank as they are the only currency backed by gold or build a business. The laundromat idea is great if it really works that well.

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                                                                                                        • PornMogul
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                                          • 1495
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Personally I would invest it in one of my many killer ideas. I can help ya invest some or all of it if you want. Hit me up

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                                                                                                            • tranza
                                                                                                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                              • 57559
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Build a KY jelly pool!!
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                                                                                                                • Dvae
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                  • 5326
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Forex...
                                                                                                                  .
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                                                                                                                    • aico
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                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                      • 14748
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      buy gold

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                                                                                                                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                          • 14809
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          In my epass account please. Thank you drive thru.

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                                                                                                                            • Libertine
                                                                                                                              sex dwarf
                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                              • 17860
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Wait another year or so, then put it in an index fund or index ETF.

                                                                                                                              Forex is much like taking the money to the casino. Real estate, right now, is for irrational optimists. Starting a company is getting a second job, with all the headaches that go along with that.

                                                                                                                              With an amount as small as $50k, actively investing and managing the investment simply isn't worth the time.
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                                                                                                                                • seeandsee
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 50945
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • Bossman
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                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 1263
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • Supz
                                                                                                                                          Arthur Flegenheimer
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 11057
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Stamps & Baseball cards

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                                                                                                                                            • Violetta
                                                                                                                                              Affiliate
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 28735
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I dunno what Id do with it!
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                                                                                                                                                • Iron Fist
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 23400
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by xxweekxx
                                                                                                                                                  ING DOESNT PAY 3% a month? Isnt it 3% a YEAR not month..
                                                                                                                                                  Actually at the bottom it says:

                                                                                                                                                  Interest is calculated daily and paid monthly.

                                                                                                                                                  So is this really a 36% APR? Wait.. what?

                                                                                                                                                  http://www.ingdirect.ca/en/save-invest/isa/index.html
                                                                                                                                                  i like waffles

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                                                                                                                                                    • ninavain
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 6268
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      low budget horror movie that pays you for years and years to come

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                                                                                                                                                        • D Ghost
                                                                                                                                                          null
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 9819
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                          My pocket has some room it it.

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                                                                                                                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 10057
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              There is alot you have to know before you buy property.
                                                                                                                                                              It's great to buy when normal people are all scared and broke.

                                                                                                                                                              You could always lease a small office, apply for a dealer license and sell automobiles.

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                                                                                                                                                                • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                                                                                                  ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 28609
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  buy life insurance on junkies.

                                                                                                                                                                  find a methadone clinic, look for some skids, buy them pure heroin to sign a life insurance policy payable to you.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • xxweekxx
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 6780
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sharphead
                                                                                                                                                                      Actually at the bottom it says:

                                                                                                                                                                      Interest is calculated daily and paid monthly.

                                                                                                                                                                      So is this really a 36% APR? Wait.. what?

                                                                                                                                                                      http://www.ingdirect.ca/en/save-invest/isa/index.html
                                                                                                                                                                      no sir..

                                                                                                                                                                      its paid DAILY but its still not 36%/yr..

                                                                                                                                                                      Basically with ING im getting 4.5%per annum now, so say i have 10k in there, they'll pay me $450/YR, which divided per day comes out to $1.20/day.

                                                                                                                                                                      Make sense?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • fatfoo
                                                                                                                                                                          ICQ:649699063
                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 27763
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          i'll go with tube site
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                                                                                                                                                                            • johnuno11
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2007
                                                                                                                                                                              • 692
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              You need to invest your money in cocaine! All of it!!

                                                                                                                                                                              High demand! Come here I got a person in Miami waiting for you, he is from Peru.

                                                                                                                                                                              After you buy the cocaine you need to go to Hollywood and I can sell it for you in a few days.

                                                                                                                                                                              You would make $350,000 Off of a $50,000 investment in 90&#37; Purity of Cocaine.

                                                                                                                                                                              After that you repeat until you build enough to start the most popular night club and strip clubs in Las Vegas .

                                                                                                                                                                              Business men in the legal market will get you to do deals with them and eventually you will build an empire in Pharmaceuticals! You will then sell legal drugs in the U.S. , Canada and international sales. You will become a multimillionaire and soon a billionaire.

                                                                                                                                                                              You will be so successful your drug dealing partners will turn on you and kill you.

                                                                                                                                                                              Escobars son will be the fault of your death due to a deal you didn't finish with them cause you have exited the black market.

                                                                                                                                                                              Your cocaine dealing habits had you storing millions of dollars in random places in your mansion but the Escobar crew took it all.


                                                                                                                                                                              Your beautiful wife will inherit all your money and never even remember who you are.

                                                                                                                                                                              Your wife will then sell the pharmaceutical company for pennies of the dollar it is worth to your friend that got you into the health industry , she will liquidate all your stock, your real estate investment venture and spend the money in 5 years. She will then commit suicide from depression and Roxicodone addiction you got her in from your pharmaceutical company. She also had a major heroine and cocaine addiction.

                                                                                                                                                                              May ElConquistador And His Wife R.I.P

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                                                                                                                                                                                • JP-pornshooter
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 4007
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  real estate
                                                                                                                                                                                  real estate
                                                                                                                                                                                  real estate....

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 38950
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Poo... Seriously... Put it into poo... Poo is the new gold !


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                                                                                                                                                                                        • minddust
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 2438
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          ID glide
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • VicD
                                                                                                                                                                                              ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 13245
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Shall i give you my epass or pp??

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • minddust
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 2438
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  paypal? yay

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • cherrylula
                                                                                                                                                                                                      lol
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 15969
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Open a Real Doll whorehouse. Has anyone done it yet?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      ... or even better, a real doll rental service. Like those designer purse rental places... keep her for a week and send her back for another.

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