Why Are Black People So God Damn Funny?!?!

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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    Why Are Black People So God Damn Funny?!?!

    I've been stuck at home, having to rest after my hospital stay, so I'm watching a LOT more TV than usual.

    I just got done watching 3 different 1.5hr episodes of something called "The Big Black Comedy Show".

    LAWD MERCY them black folks are funnay! I've never seen a white comedian that even comes close to big fat black women when it comes to telling jokes.

    Mad skills yo!
  • notabook
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 9748

    #2
    Black people are funny because they are black. Black is the funniest color. Just ask Steve Martin. He knows. He's half black.

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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714

      #3
      Originally posted by notabook
      Black people are funny because they are black. Black is the funniest color. Just ask Steve Martin. He knows. He's half black.
      You're obviously white as fuck cuz that post was stewpid....

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      • tungsten
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        • Mar 2004
        • 10579

        #4
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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714

          #5
          Originally posted by tungsten
          i dunno man thats a good question..

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          • pr0
            rockin tha trailerpark
            • May 2001
            • 23088

            #6
            jewish/fat/black people are by far the funniest comedians

            it seems the worse conditions people live under socially, the funnier they are
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            • gimo33
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              • Mar 2006
              • 5599

              #7
              because they can make faces better?
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              • E$_manager
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2006
                • 13557

                #8
                not all of them are funny, but mostly - yes.
                For exmple Martin Lowrence
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                • GrouchyAdmin
                  Now choke yourself!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 12085

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cristie
                  For exmple Martin Lawrence
                  On which side of the coin?

                  FWIW, BA, notabook was referencing "The Jerk", a movie with Steve Martin, who's raised by black folks. I wouldn't have understood it either, but for some reason I was stuck somewhere with nothing but Comedy Central... it was awful.

                  I'd say it has to do with how one's raised; when you're brought up without pretention, you don't train yourself to 'not think about' some things, and 'not say' some stuff. Sure it's crap, but that's why it's called speculation.

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                  • MaddCaz
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 9483

                    #10
                    we are funniest because we maintain humor in the face of diversity.

                    Funniest people = black people.

                    Steve Carell = unfunny

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                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748

                      #11
                      Anyone that can wear their pants around their knees and light up like a discoball when the sun hits them just right, has to have an exceptional sense of humor if you ask me.

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                      • L0rdJuni0r
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                        • Oct 2004
                        • 5883

                        #12
                        yep, they are some funny mofos
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                        • Tdog
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                          • May 2006
                          • 2707

                          #13
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                          • Spunky
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tdog
                            Lol..that flash was great..good job

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                            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                              • Dec 2005
                              • 9395

                              #15
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                              • Lutz Meyerding
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 103

                                #16
                                i think it's because black people have low IQ. I have worked with (and fucked) dozens of black girls over the years and I laugh about their jokes allways, and I don't even understand then becaus I don't speak Spanish. But it's funny the way they move their mouse so I laugh.

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                                • Platinum Lantern
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 1564

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Lutz Meyerding
                                  i think it's because black people have low IQ. I have worked with (and fucked) dozens of black girls over the years and I laugh about their jokes allways, and I don't even understand then becaus I don't speak Spanish. But it's funny the way they move their mouse so I laugh.
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                                  • nico-t
                                    emperor of my world
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 29901

                                    #18
                                    only funny black dude ive seen is dave chapelle, all the other ones really suck - only jokes they can come up with is the difference between black & white people. Plus youre talking about a woman - women cant be funny AT ALL.

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                                    • nico-t
                                      emperor of my world
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 29901

                                      #19
                                      oh, by the way, is there also a "Big White Comedy Show"? aaaaah sorry, thats racist. yea.

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                                      • aico
                                        Moo Moo Cow
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 14748

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by nico-t
                                        only funny black dude ive seen is dave chapelle, all the other ones really suck - only jokes they can come up with is the difference between black & white people. Plus youre talking about a woman - women cant be funny AT ALL.
                                        Richard Pryor was funny as shit
                                        Eddie Murphy was funny as shit

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                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                          Now choke yourself!
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 12085

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by aico
                                          Richard Pryor was funny as shit
                                          Eddie Murphy was funny as shit
                                          So was Chevy Chase... they all started sucking about the time they sobered up.. Hmmm.

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                                          • nico-t
                                            emperor of my world
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 29901

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by aico
                                            Richard Pryor was funny as shit
                                            Eddie Murphy was funny as shit
                                            i dont know im not 50 years old

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                                            • ridikuloz
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 2080

                                              #23
                                              because they have so many things going wrong with their race that anything they say about it is funny.
                                              Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

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                                              • aico
                                                Moo Moo Cow
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 14748

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by nico-t
                                                i dont know im not 50 years old
                                                Chris Rock? Ever heard of him?

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                                                • reynold
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271

                                                  #25
                                                  Got no particular reason but all I know is that I' m a big fan of this guy..

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                                                  • tASSy
                                                    Spread The Pink!
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 8229

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by toonpornblog
                                                    On which side of the coin?

                                                    FWIW, BA, notabook was referencing "The Jerk", a movie with Steve Martin, who's raised by black folks. I wouldn't have understood it either, but for some reason I was stuck somewhere with nothing but Comedy Central... it was awful.

                                                    I'd say it has to do with how one's raised; when you're brought up without pretention, you don't train yourself to 'not think about' some things, and 'not say' some stuff. Sure it's crap, but that's why it's called speculation.
                                                    the jerk is an excellent movie, you must be nutz. but you're right about one thing, any movie would be better not shown on comedy central with GGW commercials in every break that takes place every 5 minutes with the bad words bleeped out or recorded over.

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                                                    • tASSy
                                                      Spread The Pink!
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 8229

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by reynold
                                                      Got no particular reason but all I know is that I' m a big fan of this guy..

                                                      broke your leg? mo' tussin!


                                                      out of robotussin? pour some water in the bottle, shake it up... mo' tussin!

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                                                      • nico-t
                                                        emperor of my world
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 29901

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by aico
                                                        Chris Rock? Ever heard of him?
                                                        not funny

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                                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                                          Now choke yourself!
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 12085

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by tASSy
                                                          the jerk is an excellent movie, you must be nutz.
                                                          It's dated, but I agree, it's funny. I meant being stuck with nothing but Comedy Central sucked. I was either stuck in SJO or.. something. Don't remember...

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                                                          • EdgeXXX
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 5816

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by tASSy


                                                            broke your leg? mo' tussin!


                                                            out of robotussin? pour some water in the bottle, shake it up... mo' tussin!


                                                            I love that bit





                                                            edit: and The Jerk is funny as shit
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                                                            • madawgz
                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 30509

                                                              #31
                                                              thats their job to think of funny things to say, same thing with white comedians lol
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                                                              • aico
                                                                Moo Moo Cow
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 14748

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                not funny
                                                                Ya, cuz HBO is well known for doing comedy shows with the not funny ones. And when the are really not funny, they do a second show, cuz they're stupid like that.

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                                                                • nico-t
                                                                  emperor of my world
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 29901

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by aico
                                                                  Ya, cuz HBO is well known for doing comedy shows with the not funny ones. And when the are really not funny, they do a second show, cuz they're stupid like that.
                                                                  ah so Ive got the same taste in humor like the gnomes that watch a certain tv channel. Ok im sorry, i must find him funny then.

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                                                                  • notabook
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                    • 9748

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'm pretty sure my original theory stands that black people are funny just because they are black. It's like asking why is an asian good at math or why a jew is good with money, or why white people are good at... ... uh... stuff.

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                                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 23141

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley

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                                                                      • escorpio
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 23486

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MaddCaz
                                                                        we are funniest because we maintain humor in the face of diversity.


                                                                        I think "adversity" is the word you're looking for.
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                                                                        • Malicious Biz
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 4575

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by escorpio


                                                                          I think "adversity" is the word you're looking for.
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