I'm Not Allowed To Have Sex For A Month

**Matt 26z** · 06-11-2006, 03:14 PM

A month? At least that will make for an amazing cumshot!

**pussyluver** · 06-11-2006, 03:15 PM

Watch your pills, the sneaky little bastards prolly gave you something to kill the urge and the ability.

Best to ya on your recovery.

**Shaze** · 06-11-2006, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

The doctors say I can't have sex for a month, to give my body time to fully recover from my surgery.

How the fuck is a gay man supposed to go a month without sex?

What's the longest you've ever went without sex since you became sexually active?

I'm even supposed to avoid jacking off.

It was my stomach they operated on not my dick gawd dayum it.

stomach/abs/dick/hernia they are all connected together.....

**sonofsam** · 06-11-2006, 03:17 PM

i had surgery in march i think it was.... and i wasn't able to have sex for 14 days... not even supposed to jack off or anything..

but like 4-5 days into it i got head from my girlfriend... i couldn't take it anymore

**BoyAlley** · 06-11-2006, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Shaze

stomach/abs/dick/hernia they are all connected together.....

I'm not sure how you're put together, by my esophagus isn't connected to my piss slit.....

**gimo33** · 06-11-2006, 03:18 PM

feel sorry for you....cant go a week without sex... get well soon though

**MaddCaz** · 06-11-2006, 03:18 PM

yea bust your first nut and record that shit man

**xNetworx** · 06-11-2006, 03:20 PM

http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html = you in a month

**E$_manager** · 06-11-2006, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

How the fuck is a gay man supposed to go a month without sex?

What's the longest you've ever went without sex since you became sexually active?

well, never knew that gays are more sexual then others.

but i am not gay and don't know if that will help you, but i had no sex once for 3 months.

**E$_manager** · 06-11-2006, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I'm not sure how you're put together, by my esophagus isn't connected to my piss slit.....

i think this is all about your stomach muscles that you can't force with movments (sex is movement and rather hard)

**BoyAlley** · 06-11-2006, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by pimpporn

http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html = you in a month

**MetaMan** · 06-11-2006, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by pimpporn

http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html = you in a month

OMFG

that song is to funny!

**Tdog** · 06-11-2006, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

It was my stomach they operated on not my dick gawd dayum it.

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Did you have something stuck in your stomach ??

**BoyAlley** · 06-11-2006, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by Tdog

Did you have something stuck in your stomach ??

No.

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**L0rdJuni0r** · 06-11-2006, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by pimpporn

http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html = you in a month

wtf?!......

**mrkris** · 06-11-2006, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by pimpporn

http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html = you in a month

That is both sick and impressive at the same time ...

**L0rdJuni0r** · 06-11-2006, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

The doctors say I can't have sex for a month, to give my body time to fully recover from my surgery.

How the fuck is a gay man supposed to go a month without sex?

What's the longest you've ever went without sex since you became sexually active?

I'm even supposed to avoid jacking off.

It was my stomach they operated on not my dick gawd dayum it.

I've gone a month because of surgery too. its not fun and very boring.

Get well soon

**Andiz** · 06-11-2006, 04:17 PM

You can start saving up and take part in a bukkake session in a month, always look on the bright side of life bro

**BoyAlley** · 06-11-2006, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by Andiz

You can start saving up and take part in a bukkake session in a month, always look on the bright side of life bro

**BoyAlley** · 06-11-2006, 04:18 PM

**Gina** · 06-11-2006, 04:19 PM

The longest I've ever gone is the six week period after I had my daughter. After I had my son the doctor said to wait six weeks, but I could not do it, so I forced my ex to do it after four weeks. It was a big mistake, and I quickly regretted it. No matter how torturous it seems, I recommend waiting as long as the doctor says you should wait.

**aico** · 06-11-2006, 04:24 PM

Well that's good, now you can say you are one of the first gays to really experience what marriage has to offer.

**Spunky** · 06-11-2006, 04:26 PM

After 2 or 3 days I start to go squirrelly,just think of fucking a hot girl..that should get you by

**Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 06-11-2006, 04:58 PM

just try to relax, the month will be over in no time!

**reynold** · 06-11-2006, 05:06 PM

I know it's hard but I think you should follow your doctor's advise.

Well, I guess I survived not having sex for almost two months.

**madawgz** · 06-11-2006, 05:17 PM

o man thats gotta suck..not even jerking it :\

feel sorry for you!

**tASSy** · 06-11-2006, 05:20 PM

there must be something wrong with me, i haven't had surgery and i haven't had sex in 3 months.

**E$_manager** · 06-11-2006, 05:47 PM

try ti substitue sex by sprot for example

**E$_manager** · 06-11-2006, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

there must be something wrong with me, i haven't had surgery and i haven't had sex in 3 months.

why was that? You just didn"t want?

**E$_manager** · 06-11-2006, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by aico

Well that's good, now you can say you are one of the first gays to really experience what marriage has to offer.

**BoyAlley** · 06-11-2006, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

there must be something wrong with me, i haven't had surgery and i haven't had sex in 3 months.

**gandalfuy** · 06-11-2006, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by Matt 26z

A month? At least that will make for an amazing cumshot!

**tASSy** · 06-11-2006, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

that's what i'm saying! you should give me girly-head as a pity case. you know, take one for the tea and all that.

**sniperwolf** · 06-11-2006, 07:59 PM

most people who have undergone major surgery have been deprived from any muscular work/ stress for a month or so...

hoping for your quick recovery dude..

**xclusive** · 06-11-2006, 08:04 PM

that sucks hope you feel better soon

**writersworld8** · 06-11-2006, 09:01 PM

too bad.. sorry to hear that... =(

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**BradM** · 06-11-2006, 09:03 PM

Dude a month? Shitttttt

**Dagwolf** · 06-11-2006, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

that's what i'm saying! you should give me girly-head as a pity case. you know, take one for the tea and all that.

If I were gay, I'd do it just for the bragging rights.

**fallenmuffin** · 06-11-2006, 09:22 PM

LOL good lord.. I'm sorry bro and to think I was just about to email some pics of my ass. Oh well...

**minusonebit** · 06-11-2006, 09:45 PM

Well, you can always stick things up your ass...

**CaptainHowdy** · 06-11-2006, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

there must be something wrong with me, i haven't had surgery and i haven't had sex in 3 months.

Well well well... can i be of any help

??

**E$_manager** · 06-12-2006, 05:34 AM

sorry for you, get better!

**gooddomains** · 06-12-2006, 05:37 AM

a month? Should be easy to reach the celeing then

**Jill_J** · 06-12-2006, 08:31 AM

sad news for you...

**L-Pink** · 06-12-2006, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by sonofsam

i had surgery in march i think it was.... and i wasn't able to have sex for 14 days... not even supposed to jack off or anything..

but like 4-5 days into it i got head from my girlfriend... i couldn't take it anymore

Anal stitches?

**BoyAlley** · 06-12-2006, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

LOL good lord.. I'm sorry bro and to think I was just about to email some pics of my ass. Oh well...

**calibra** · 06-12-2006, 09:14 AM

That sucks, man! I remember I didn't have sex for 3 or 4 weeks a couple of times and it's just awful! In the end you are obsessed with sticking somebody the whole way up and you just go crazy when you see girls (or boys

) in bikini! Damn, real hard times!

**AZRG** · 06-12-2006, 09:14 AM

aww get well soon, im in a long distance relationship, so i only have sex once every month/half, it sucks. but i get to get me off, so i dont know what to tell ya, hang in there!

**AZRG** · 06-12-2006, 09:14 AM

aww get well soon, im in a long distance relationship, so i only have sex once every month/half, it sucks. but i get to get me off, so i dont know what to tell ya, hang in there!

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