JDL's TIPS on how to handle fucknuts on the roadways

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    JDL's TIPS on how to handle fucknuts on the roadways

    whether its the dumb bitch yapping on her phone who just cut you off or that jerkoff riding your ass...

    Lets start:



    Tip 1

    Your windshield wiper fluid is a great tool. Lets say you are doing like 70 and a jerkoff is riding your ass like 2 feet from your bumper.... Start the windshiled wipers!!!!!!! Spray that fluid!!!!!!!!!! it will spray the fucker behind you good but be sure to have like a car length one u spray..



    more coming now...give me a few
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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      A cigarette butt is your friend...



      This needs practive but tou can nail the fucker behind you dead center on his windshield..


      If he has convertible even better you cann fling your butt and watch in your mirror as he tries to fidn it after it lands in his car

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        • Strickie
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2006
          • 2481
          #3
          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
          whether its the dumb bitch yapping on her phone who just cut you off or that jerkoff riding your ass...

          Lets start:



          Tip 1

          Your windshield wiper fluid is a great tool. Lets say you are doing like 70 and a jerkoff is riding your ass like 2 feet from your bumper.... Start the windshiled wipers!!!!!!! Spray that fluid!!!!!!!!!! it will spray the fucker behind you good but be sure to have like a car length one u spray..



          more coming now...give me a few
          I'm a big fan of this one
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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992
              #4
              Originally posted by Strickie
              I'm a big fan of this one
              I go through 5 gallons of washee fluid a week

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                • TurboAngel
                  H.B.I.C.
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 30122
                  #5
                  A handful of change tossed out the window works well.



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                    • BusterBunny
                      perverted justice decoy
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 19291
                      #6
                      this is like some redneck spyhunter shit right here
                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • ukxtra
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 844
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                          If he has convertible even better you cann fling your butt and watch in your mirror as he tries to fidn it after it lands in his car

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                            • Juicy D. Links
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992
                              #8
                              Originally posted by TurboAngel
                              A handful of change tossed out the window works well.



                              no no!!!!!!!!!!! that might hurt them ....ketchup packets are better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                • jimmy-3-way
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 3861
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                  A handful of change tossed out the window works well.



                                  Some faggot did that to me. He was trying to pass me on a one lane on-ramp. When I didn't move over he chased me down and started flinging change at me.

                                  I found it ironic - the guy was driving a diesel GMC with a 2 foot lift, he probably really needed that change for gas.
                                  Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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                                    • jimmy-3-way
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 3861
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                      Tip 1

                                      Your windshield wiper fluid is a great tool. Lets say you are doing like 70 and a jerkoff is riding your ass like 2 feet from your bumper.... Start the windshiled wipers!!!!!!! Spray that fluid!!!!!!!!!! it will spray the fucker behind you good but be sure to have like a car length one u spray..
                                      Didn't you post in another thread that you never use your blinkers and when you want to pass you ride someone's ass until they move over?
                                      Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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                                        • aico
                                          Moo Moo Cow
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 14748
                                          #11
                                          Disable your Anti-lock brakes (fuse box). Put car in neutral or take out of gear, turn sharply to right, pull up on the handbrake, spin 180 degree release handbrake, roll down window, pull out 9mm, shoot several times out the window at the car now in front of you. Turn sharply to the right, tap foot brake hard once, spin 180, put car back in gear. Smile.
                                          Last edited by aico; 08-20-2008, 03:41 PM.

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133987
                                              #12
                                              I like the washer fluid trick.I usually start hitting the brakes..that freaks them out too

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                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                  Didn't you post in another thread that you never use your blinkers and when you want to pass you ride someone's ass until they move over?
                                                  hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also use my high beams flickering on n off fast if they dont move

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                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992
                                                      #14
                                                      i only signal when i am doing a POWER MOVE (when there is a tight squeeze)

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                                                        • TurboAngel
                                                          H.B.I.C.
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 30122
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by jimmy-3-way

                                                          I found it ironic - the guy was driving a diesel GMC with a 2 foot lift, he probably really needed that change for gas.
                                                          I'm sorry but that cracked me up.

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                                                            • jimmy-3-way
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 3861
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                              hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also use my high beams flickering on n off fast if they dont move
                                                              Now high beams are totally legal - I love rolling up on some fool dozing in the fast lane and lighting up the inside of his car like a tanning booth with my xenons.
                                                              Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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                                                                • bbm
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 3710
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Buy yourself a plane, my suggestion

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                                                                    • klaze
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • May 2008
                                                                      • 2167
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I let my driver worry about shit like that while I watch Seinfeld on my 42" plasma..

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                                                                        • Iron Fist
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                          • 23400
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Juicy do you have any solution for the fucknut ahead of you who decides to come to a full stop when turning into a merging lane? Those people drive me crazy. If it was lawful to put a Gatling Gun on the dashboard, I would already be at the hardware store by now.
                                                                          i like waffles

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                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 122992
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by sharphead
                                                                              Juicy do you have any solution for the fucknut ahead of you who decides to come to a full stop when turning into a merging lane? Those people drive me crazy. If it was lawful to put a Gatling Gun on the dashboard, I would already be at the hardware store by now.
                                                                              I am still working on a solution for that one

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                                                                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 14809
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Bump for late night drivers.

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                                                                                    • Bojangles
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                      • 5419
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      +Rep!!!!

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                                                                                        • The Judge
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                          • 1647
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          you need sunroof for that

                                                                                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                          A handful of change tossed out the window works well.



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                                                                                            • NickB.
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 8857
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              my recent was classic - Getting cut off by an empty bus on the highway middle of the night no other cars on the road, told my driver to get in front and keep it steady

                                                                                              I reached down.....

                                                                                              Grabbed my bag.....






                                                                                              Opened it,



                                                                                              Grabbed my most valuable friend......





                                                                                              My Big mAc .... and threw it on the guys windshield



                                                                                              THAT WILL TEACH HIM! I wish I had a paintball gun at the time.....

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                                                                                                • NickB.
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 8857
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by sharphead
                                                                                                  Juicy do you have any solution for the fucknut ahead of you who decides to come to a full stop when turning into a merging lane? Those people drive me crazy. If it was lawful to put a Gatling Gun on the dashboard, I would already be at the hardware store by now.
                                                                                                  I repeat - Painballgun - Aim for the where you put the GAs in..... when he parks the car and sees the paint he'll realize it could have been his death

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