!@#$%^&*!!! I just about ripped my nipple off.

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889
    #1

    !@#$%^&*!!! I just about ripped my nipple off.

    I'm not wearing a shirt and just leaned down to the floor to grab a pen I dropped, and as I came up FAST, slid my man tit along the edge of my desk.

    It fucking HURTS.











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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792
      #2
      If men do this much damage to their nipples, imagine what would happen if we had tit's ??


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        • pstation
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 1135
          #3
          go make a blog, no one gives a shit

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889
              #4
              Originally posted by Scott McD
              If men do this much damage to their nipples, imagine what would happen if we had tit's ??

              If I had tits theyd have more scar tissue on them than Headless thighs have cellulite.



              And Pstation, Imma bout 45 mins from you right now. Wanna arrange a meeting in person sometime to discuss the fact that you're a fucking moron further?
              Last edited by jimthefiend; 06-09-2006, 04:45 PM.

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                • Jarmusch
                   
                  • May 2003
                  • 12479
                  #5
                  Did it made your nipple hard?

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                    • jimthefiend
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 18889
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Jarmusch
                      Did it made your nipple hard?

                      Actually yeah. Its throbbing and kinda scraped up.
                      I feel like Curious Toy Boy for some odd reason.

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                        • Web Lass
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                          • Dec 2005
                          • 609
                          #7
                          My animals always bite my nips. I think it's cuz my nips are always pointing out and they just bite at the nearest pointy object.
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                            • babedirect
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                              • Jun 2006
                              • 451
                              #8
                              that sounds painful
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                                • jimthefiend
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 18889
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Web Lass
                                  My animals always bite my nips. I think it's cuz my nips are always pointing out and they just bite at the nearest pointy object.




                                  Kinky...

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                                    • biftek
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 1030
                                      #10
                                      gotta like how ppl just the urge to come to a forum to tell ppl this shit
                                      as if we really give a flying fuck

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                                        • Dirty Dane
                                          Sick Fuck
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 9491
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                          If men do this much damage to their nipples, imagine what would happen if we had tit's ??

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                                            • StuartD
                                              Sofa King Band
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 29903
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by biftek
                                              gotta like how ppl just the urge to come to a forum to tell ppl this shit
                                              as if we really give a flying fuck
                                              You're the one who clicked on the "I just about ripped my nipple off." thread.
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                                                • jimthefiend
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 18889
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                                  You're the one who clicked on the "I just about ripped my nipple off." thread.

                                                  AND posted in it no less.

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                                                    • RhiannonAPM
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 728
                                                      #14
                                                      So glad that wasnt me! I would have tore my nipple rings out and would be crying like a baby!!
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                                                        • Axzar
                                                          Random Jackass
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 1837
                                                          #15
                                                          My old man knows someone who had his nipple ripped off.

                                                          Do you know the little game where you wet a towel and then snap it at someone..seems that the end of that towel goes pretty fucking fast. Some kid in my old man's gym class has his nipple ripped off! ouch!

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                                                            • notabook
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 9748
                                                              #16
                                                              Why do men have nipples anyways? Is it some sort of cosmic joke that God plays on fat men so they can be ridiculed and laughed at in the shower, "haha, look, he has bitch tits! LOL, SQUEEZE THEM!"? Or does it prove that God is in fact a woman and she was on her period when she was designing men and got on a power trip? Or is it just evolution being a dick like it was with the platypus?

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                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 39151
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Is the wife-beater shirt on the clothesline?

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                                                                    • DirtyDreamer
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                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 458
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Well, it could have been worse for a beaver could have bitten your nipple off
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                                                                        • jimthefiend
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 18889
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                          Is the wife-beater shirt on the clothesline?


                                                                          Har har.

                                                                          I've never owned one of those in my life. They are for twinks and ummm wife beaters...

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                                                                            • jimthefiend
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 18889
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by DirtyDreamer
                                                                              Well, it could have been worse for a beaver could have bitten your nipple off


                                                                              That happen often where you live?

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                                                                                • xclusive
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 35218
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I hate hurting my nips

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                                                                                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                                                      I guarantee it
                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                      • 18314
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      that would really hurt.

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                                                                                        • Fah King
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                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                          • 676
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by notabook
                                                                                          Why do men have nipples anyways? Is it some sort of cosmic joke that God plays on fat men so they can be ridiculed and laughed at in the shower, "haha, look, he has bitch tits! LOL, SQUEEZE THEM!"? Or does it prove that God is in fact a woman and she was on her period when she was designing men and got on a power trip? Or is it just evolution being a dick like it was with the platypus?
                                                                                          LMAO...THats to funny
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