Why do guys like fake nails? It's passe and out of style

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  • wyldblyss
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 5779
    #46
    half of the fake nails you could not tell by looking at them, even if they are short.

    Why or why do girls get short fake nails? To keep the damn nail polish on. Wearing a dark color nail polish means you either get a polish change every day if you have real nails, or a polish change every week or two with fake.

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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
        • 47882
        #47
        Originally posted by Libertine
        We're men. We don't give a fuck. Fashion and trends mean nothing to us. In fact, we consider men who care about such things fags - which they usually are. When we like a female celebrity, it's because we want to stick our penises in her vagina. Not because we think she's trendy.

        As for fake nails... straight men don't even notice the difference between real and fake nails. We don't look at nails. We look at boobs and asses. With those, we usually prefer real, though.

        With nails, if we were to give them more than a second of thought per year (which we don't), we would be convinced that anyone who gets fake ones is completely batshit insane. Then again, that's exactly what we think of virtually all women anyway, with their mind-boggling obsession with trends, fashion, accessories, etc.

        When it comes to female batshit insanity, though, you (yes, you) definitely take the cake.
        well said
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          • bbm
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2005
            • 3710
            #48
            I like only natural boobs

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              • bausch
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2006
                • 3017
                #49
                Originally posted by Libertine
                We're men. We don't give a fuck.
                There ARE straight men who give a fuck. This thread is for them. The topic was not titled correctly, instead of "Why do guys like fake nails" it should have been "Why do SOME guys like fake nails".

                I know the majority of men don't give a fuck, this question is for the rare man that DOES, and there ARE men who care about this shit, there are a few who have mentioned they like fake nails on GFY.

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                  • bausch
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 3017
                    #50
                    Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                    I don't cake my face with MAC makeup on a friday night when I go out... but I do for a photoshoot..
                    I think it's normal to get dolled up in all Mac when you go out actually. It's just the nails that are passe.

                    Fake hair is in, tons of celeb wear extensions. Fake boobs are in. Fake tans are in (Lohan and Paris always sport fake tans as well do other celebs). Fake lashes - in always, very hot.

                    Long fake acrylic nails are not in -

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                      • bausch
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 3017
                        #51
                        Originally posted by slapass
                        It makes a girl look more complete. Hair, makeup and nails. I do not like it when a girl is obviously trying and has not done the nails. Why stop there? And long without being too long is feminine. I was not sure I was a fan of long or "fake" nails but I do know I don't like really short nails on a girl.
                        So you don't like the short black nails (there's a pic here on this thread), as sported by Paris, Lohan And the Duffster?

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                          • Libertine
                            sex dwarf
                            • May 2002
                            • 17860
                            #52
                            Originally posted by bausch
                            There ARE straight men who give a fuck. This thread is for them. The topic was not titled correctly, instead of "Why do guys like fake nails" it should have been "Why do SOME guys like fake nails".

                            I know the majority of men don't give a fuck, this question is for the rare man that DOES, and there ARE men who care about this shit, there are a few who have mentioned they like fake nails on GFY.
                            The rare man that is both straight and gives a fuck is in fact gay and hasn't come out of the closet yet. No exceptions.

                            And since I'm in here anyway... how about posting your boobs? It would make up for at least some of the time us guys have wasted on this thread.
                            Last edited by Libertine; 08-17-2008, 01:39 PM.
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                              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                WW4L
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 10581
                                #53
                                Originally posted by bausch
                                I think it's normal to get dolled up in all Mac when you go out actually. It's just the nails that are passe.

                                Fake hair is in, tons of celeb wear extensions. Fake boobs are in. Fake tans are in (Lohan and Paris always sport fake tans as well do other celebs). Fake lashes - in always, very hot.

                                Long fake acrylic nails are not in -
                                I dont know why, but this thread is so stupid I just had to comment.

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                                  • spunkmister
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 1362
                                    #54
                                    Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                    I dont know why, but this thread is so stupid I just had to comment.
                                    every thread this chick starts is a complete waste of time and just shows more proof that she has a shallow pointless existence where what celebs are wearing and doing dictate how she acts and lives...

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                                      • Libertine
                                        sex dwarf
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 17860
                                        #55
                                        Originally posted by spunkmister
                                        every thread this chick starts is a complete waste of time and just shows more proof that she has a shallow pointless existence where what celebs are wearing and doing dictate how she acts and lives...
                                        That's not true. Some of her threads just show that she's completely insane, and don't involve celebs.
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                                          • spunkmister
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 1362
                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Libertine
                                            That's not true. Some of her threads just show that she's completely insane, and don't involve celebs.
                                            yes my bad, you're absolutely correct...I forgot the classic "my friend is talking on the phone when Im there and Im getting her back by going on the computer to bitch on gfy" thread...

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                                              • polish_aristocrat
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 40377
                                                #57
                                                fake nails = sluts
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                                                  • woj
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                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 47882
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by spunkmister
                                                    yes my bad, you're absolutely correct...I forgot the classic "my friend is talking on the phone when Im there and Im getting her back by going on the computer to bitch on gfy" thread...
                                                    Lets also not forget the "Would you get offended if a grocery cashier doesn't greet you?" one...
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                                                      • O MARINA
                                                        I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 13796
                                                        #59
                                                        Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                        fake nails = sluts
                                                        you = fail

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                                                          • shekinah
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                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 8452
                                                            #60
                                                            I haven't had any fake nails.. I only paint my nails black.

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