Is Katie Holmes' pussy worth $33 million?

**Tat2Jr** · 06-09-2006, 03:30 AM

Originally posted by GatorB

Is Katie Holmes' pussy worth $33 million?

I'd have to taste it first.

**xclusive** · 06-09-2006, 03:40 AM

nope, She's looking rough

**Theo** · 06-09-2006, 03:45 AM

is that her?

**hova** · 06-09-2006, 03:46 AM

fuck no, I'd pay about 5 cents

**PussyTeenies** · 06-09-2006, 03:49 AM

$1... thats it

**VicJay** · 06-09-2006, 03:51 AM

Originally posted by Tat2Jr

I'd have to taste it first.

**After Shock Media** · 06-09-2006, 09:05 AM

Wait so they actually had a bastard child?

**RuthB** · 06-09-2006, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

is that her?

damn, that definitely looks like her, but she's looking pretty harsh, much older than her 28 years

**AZRG** · 06-09-2006, 09:14 AM

it looks like she has herps. what the hell is on her mouth?!

**Tdog** · 06-09-2006, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by Tat2Jr

I'd have to taste it first.

Oh totally, it better taste something crazy sweet.

**Enema** · 06-09-2006, 09:18 AM

Wha-? So the prenup essentially says... "In the event of a breakup, Katie will get $33mil flat?

**The Ghost** · 06-09-2006, 09:21 AM

Nope.

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**Syl** · 06-09-2006, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

is that her?

Oh come on everyone has a bad day. LOL.

**sweetME** · 06-09-2006, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Tat2Jr

I'd have to taste it first.

**Webby** · 06-09-2006, 09:28 AM

Dunno if her pussy is worth $33 mill - but her brain sure ain't.

Some folks I know were doing a car promo with her - the deal was "you can have any 'home comforts' you want".

So.. she is in this hotel and orders the bath filled with champagne and she was going to bathe in this crap.

The hotel fills the bath with champagne and she sticks her foot in it and complains, "but... this is cold".

They pulled the plug, flushed the champagne and cleaned the bath.

**-Turk-** · 06-09-2006, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

is that her?

i've seen a few worse pics.. thats her after the pregnancy.

**detoxed** · 06-09-2006, 09:43 AM

What kind of psycho bullshit relationship is this?

The happy couple and their lawyers have come up with a contract that will give Holmes $3 million a year up to $33 million for each year that she is married to Cruise, as well as a palatial home in Montecito, California, according to Life & Style Weekly. If the marriage lasts longer than eleven years, the contract becomes void and California's community property law kicks in ? giving Holmes half of Cruise's rather sizeable fortune.

When contacted by The Scoop, Cruise's rep declined to comment, but an "insider" told the mag that Holmes's parents had been trying to get her out of the relationship ? but have changed their minds and now want her to marry Cruise. ?If she walks now, Tom will fight her for custody of [daughter Suri], and Katie can?t outlast him in court,? an insider told the mag. ?She knows she needs to marry him to get the money to fight him for custody, if it comes to that.?

Cruise pays $8219 a day for this bitch for the first 11 years, plus a little food im guessing. Not bad, a few top dollar escorts a day will cost more. He can divorce her before shes 40 and 1 movie covers the whole thing. HAHAHHAHA lucky bastard

**pornguy** · 06-09-2006, 09:45 AM

I forget the name of the movie, but she is topless in one, and if her pussy is as nice as her tits. I would say that it is worth at leat 22mill.

**Funbrunette** · 06-09-2006, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Syl

Oh come on everyone has a bad day. LOL.

That bad of a day Syl? lol

**bknoob** · 06-09-2006, 09:57 AM

I prefer her:

**gimo33** · 06-09-2006, 10:01 AM

not anymore....

**Rui** · 06-09-2006, 10:05 AM

Scarlett Johansson > the rest

She told Tom to go fuck himself in the past (she tried to feed some scientology bs and god knows what else)

**gimo33** · 06-09-2006, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

I forget the name of the movie, but she is topless in one, and if her pussy is as nice as her tits. I would say that it is worth at leat 22mill.

i think its "the gift"

**Thomas1007** · 06-09-2006, 10:09 AM

nope not 33 million but im sure its worth a few $$.

**BlackCrayon** · 06-09-2006, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by bknoob

I prefer her:

werd, shes perfect.

**DaddyHalbucks** · 06-09-2006, 10:15 AM

It is only worth $19.27 million.

I had an appraisal done on it.

**Tdog** · 06-09-2006, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by bknoob

I prefer her:

she looks like a real doll.

**MsWild** · 06-09-2006, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by bknoob

I prefer her:

She's pretty hot

**Mr.Right - Banned For Life** · 06-09-2006, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Tat2Jr

I'd have to taste it first.

**mrkris** · 06-09-2006, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by gimo33

i think its "the gift"

great movie :D

**Spunky** · 06-09-2006, 07:54 PM

Only when she doesn't have outbreaks

**buddyjuf** · 06-09-2006, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by bknoob

I prefer her:

HELL YES

**Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 06-09-2006, 08:01 PM

My ex-brother-in-law and his friends used to pull trains on her every weekend through highschool, I have witnessed it, I never hit it though cause I was married to there sister so of course I couldn't join the fun, but anyways, she was a total filth bag whore, taking it in the ass, getting face fucked and all at 14 how I wish I would got that shit on video, I would be a multi millioneer now!

**Stacey_JoinRightNow** · 06-09-2006, 08:03 PM

I dont know if they also last... I even doubt about it!

In a world of showbiz, seems everything is a fake!!!

**Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 06-09-2006, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by NetDomainia

I wish I would got that shit on video, I would be a multi millioneer now!

I take that back! it woulda been cp

**Spunky** · 06-09-2006, 08:08 PM

Originally posted by NetDomainia

My ex-brother-in-law and his friends used to pull trains on her every weekend through highschool, I have witnessed it, I never hit it though cause I was married to there sister so of course I couldn't join the fun, but anyways, she was a total filth bag whore, taking it in the ass, getting face fucked and all at 14 how I wish I would got that shit on video, I would be a multi millioneer now!

Tom and I would hang out and pick up twinks

**Holly** · 06-09-2006, 08:17 PM

If you're a filthy rich, famous actor trying desperately to stay in the closet, it is.

**Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 06-09-2006, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Tom and I would hang out and pick up twinks

Well we know they are a good match!

**The Ghost** · 06-09-2006, 09:43 PM

I know Tom Cruise posts on here. It would be interesting to hear his opinion

**TomCruise** · 06-09-2006, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by The Ghost

I know Tom Cruise posts on here. It would be interesting to hear his opinion

It's all about the anal, bottom line, no questions asked. Is it worth it? Not really but I'm desperate and she's taller than me.

**Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 06-09-2006, 10:10 PM

Hey Tom, ask her about after the football games at Bowsher back here in Toledo!

**Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 06-09-2006, 10:11 PM

Also ask her about the trailer parke on Nebraska off of Westwood! She got crazy dick in that place!

**kilotoons** · 06-09-2006, 10:25 PM

She is definitely hot in some of her pics and movies.

Is Katie Holmes' pussy worth $33 million?

Is Katie Holmes' pussy worth $33 million?

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