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Originally Posted by Libertine
So, how do I break it to her that I've slept with 100+ women, that I've worked in porn for 10 years, and that I've been a stuntcock a handful of times?  |
You grow a pair, go up to her and say, "I've slept with 100+ women...I've worked in porn for 10 years...And I've been a stuntcock a handful of times"....
Then when she walks out the door, thank your lucky stars that you got rid of Mary Poppins early....