Originally Posted by Libertine

My current girlfriend is quite conservative, and I already knew that.

However, I just found out just how conservative she is, when she told me the "shocking" story of how a friend of hers once told her about a threesome. That mere story shocked and appalled her.

The sex talk continued, and she mentioned that she thinks everyone who's had sex with more than ~5 people is a disgusting slut, who doesn't respect his/her own body.

So, how do I break it to her that I've slept with 100+ women, that I've worked in porn for 10 years, and that I've been a stuntcock a handful of times?