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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    How to tell her I've worked in porn?

    My current girlfriend is quite conservative, and I already knew that.

    However, I just found out just how conservative she is, when she told me the "shocking" story of how a friend of hers once told her about a threesome. That mere story shocked and appalled her.

    The sex talk continued, and she mentioned that she thinks everyone who's had sex with more than ~5 people is a disgusting slut, who doesn't respect his/her own body.

    So, how do I break it to her that I've slept with 100+ women, that I've worked in porn for 10 years, and that I've been a stuntcock a handful of times?
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
  • Supz
    Arthur Flegenheimer
    • Jul 2006
    • 11057

    #2
    Show her the videos

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    • mrxp
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 136

      #3
      dont ask dont tell

      sounds like your done regardless

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      • camgirlshide
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 1558

        #4
        tell her in a way that makes her think you are kidding.
        Then if it ever comes up later, you can say - "I already told you about that"
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        • Libertine
          sex dwarf
          • May 2002
          • 17860

          #5
          Originally posted by supzdotcom
          Show her the videos
          No face, though she might recognize the mole.
          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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          • Manowar
            jellyfish  
            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            The easiest way?

            You Don't.

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            • umbralui
              Do as i say, not as i do!
              • Oct 2006
              • 13755

              #7
              no.. sleep with her, than tell her :D

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              • Sosa
                In Tushy Land
                • Oct 2002
                • 40149

                #8
                doesn't sound promising

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                • Libertine
                  sex dwarf
                  • May 2002
                  • 17860

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mrxp
                  dont ask dont tell

                  sounds like your done regardless
                  Why would we be done?

                  I'm a hypocrite, I'd only ever marry a conservative girl.
                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                  • MediaGuy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 5500

                    #10
                    no... make her cum like a queen, run her through the wringer all night long, don't think of your pleasure except to see her get off like a geyser...

                    and when she asks you how you did that...

                    well...

                    how else could you do it?

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                    • Bugbee
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4609

                      #11
                      try "I've worked in porn."

                      or say nothing, but if you can't be honest with her how long will it last anyway?
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                      • umbralui
                        Do as i say, not as i do!
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 13755

                        #12
                        Originally posted by camgirlshide
                        tell her in a way that makes her think you are kidding.
                        Then if it ever comes up later, you can say - "I already told you about that"
                        good one, it works on me LOL

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                        • d-null
                          . . .
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 13724

                          #13
                          holy shit how'd you let it get this far already?

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                          • Marcus Aurelius
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                            • Apr 2003
                            • 14809

                            #14
                            Good luck man. the truth will set you free..

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                            • RayBonga
                              too cool for highschool
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 12164

                              #15
                              Make sure you tape her reaction.

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133987

                                #16
                                Depends on how serious the relationship is.the longer you wait,the worse it will be if she finds out

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                                • Libertine
                                  sex dwarf
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 17860

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                  Depends on how serious the relationship is.the longer you wait,the worse it will be if she finds out
                                  Let's just say the L-word has been uttered, and marriage and children mentioned in passing (by her, that is).

                                  Yeah, I waited too long. I guess I'll have to take it to my grave now.
                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                  • Nicky
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 30071

                                    #18
                                    Doesn't sound like you're of to a good start

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                                    • BlackCrayon
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 19634

                                      #19
                                      Face it. You two don't match. Both from completely different worlds. It also probably doesn't help that she is still in highschool.
                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                      • JDog
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 7453

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by d-null
                                        holy shit how'd you let it get this far already?
                                        Yea I was kind of thinking the same thing.
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                                        • Libertine
                                          sex dwarf
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 17860

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by d-null
                                          holy shit how'd you let it get this far already?
                                          Porn hasn't been my main business for years, and I usually don't really discuss my exes with girlfriends. I've found that it usually only leads to jealousy.

                                          I knew my girlfriend was conservative, I just never never realized how conservative.
                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133987

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Libertine
                                            Let's just say the L-word has been uttered, and marriage and children mentioned in passing (by her, that is).

                                            Yeah, I waited too long. I guess I'll have to take it to my grave now.
                                            Eventually she will find out somehow.doesn't she question on what you do and how you get your income? If she does find out she will always wonder what else you're hiding and wont trust you with anything

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                                            • JDog
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 7453

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Libertine
                                              Porn hasn't been my main business for years, and I usually don't really discuss my exes with girlfriends. I've found that it usually only leads to jealousy.

                                              I knew my girlfriend was conservative, I just never never realized how conservative.
                                              Well then a dark secret you just don't mention.
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                                              • Mr Pheer
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 22083

                                                #24
                                                Am I the only one that can really see what you've got here?

                                                You've got a fucking get out of jail free card. An ace in the hole. Fuk man, are you blind?

                                                The answer is simple - you dont fucking tell her.

                                                Untill you are ready to get rid of her

                                                And then she will be gone... no stalking you, no calling you up crying, no begging you to come back.

                                                Fucking fantastic... Save it for when you really need it.

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                                                • Libertine
                                                  sex dwarf
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 17860

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                  Eventually she will find out somehow.doesn't she question on what you do and how you get your income? If she does find out she will always wonder what else you're hiding and wont trust you with anything
                                                  What I do these days is entirely different. 90% of my income comes from mainstream. Perfectly socially acceptable mainstream, even. The kind I can talk about with my grandmother at family gatherings, and to which she replies, "oh, it's so nice that you do that!"
                                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                  • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                    North Coast Pimp
                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 9395

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by camgirlshide
                                                    tell her in a way that makes her think you are kidding.
                                                    Then if it ever comes up later, you can say - "I already told you about that"
                                                    classic

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                                                    • Evil E
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                      • 3201

                                                      #27
                                                      Maybe you could tell her after you've fucked her in the ass but I think that Mr Pheer is right... the only problem is that it could possibly backfire at some point.


                                                      A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

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                                                      • clickyoucutie
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                                                        • Jul 2008
                                                        • 206

                                                        #28
                                                        Wow, tough one. It depends on your conscience. Would you be able to hide it for years and years if you get married one day?

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                                                        • JDog
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 7453

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                          Am I the only one that can really see what you've got here?

                                                          You've got a fucking get out of jail free card. An ace in the hole. Fuk man, are you blind?

                                                          The answer is simple - you dont fucking tell her.

                                                          Untill you are ready to get rid of her

                                                          And then she will be gone... no stalking you, no calling you up crying, no begging you to come back.

                                                          Fucking fantastic... Save it for when you really need it.
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                                                          • Dave_Lethal
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 337

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Libertine
                                                            My current girlfriend is quite conservative, and I already knew that.

                                                            However, I just found out just how conservative she is, when she told me the "shocking" story of how a friend of hers once told her about a threesome. That mere story shocked and appalled her.

                                                            The sex talk continued, and she mentioned that she thinks everyone who's had sex with more than ~5 people is a disgusting slut, who doesn't respect his/her own body.

                                                            So, how do I break it to her that I've slept with 100+ women, that I've worked in porn for 10 years, and that I've been a stuntcock a handful of times?
                                                            In the words of Tom Leykis DTB... DUMP THAT BITCH

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                                                            • <<E A T R O A D K I L L>>
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                              • 275

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Libertine
                                                              My current girlfriend is quite conservative, and I already knew that.

                                                              However, I just found out just how conservative she is, when she told me the "shocking" story of how a friend of hers once told her about a threesome. That mere story shocked and appalled her.

                                                              The sex talk continued, and she mentioned that she thinks everyone who's had sex with more than ~5 people is a disgusting slut, who doesn't respect his/her own body.
                                                              Wow...someone like that wouldnt be my gf in the first place.
                                                              And if i have a girl and she doesnt like what i do then shes free to leave. Not gonna hide my shit.

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                                                              • J. Falcon
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                                                                • May 2006
                                                                • 31645

                                                                #32
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                                                                • rowan
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 17393

                                                                  #33
                                                                  You just have to expand her view of the world. I guess she also doesn't masturbate because it's icky and girls don't do that, right? :D

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                                                                  • tony299
                                                                    lurker
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 57021

                                                                    #34
                                                                    let her go, if you are a open minded person and she isnt.its not going to work.

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                                                                    • Libertine
                                                                      sex dwarf
                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 17860

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                                      Conservative girls are the sluttiest you can find.
                                                                      Sluttiest... no. They tend to only have sex in very serious relationships.

                                                                      Wildest fucks... absolutely. Even when they don't actually fuck, but just give head because they're "saving themselves for marriage". The thinking behind it might not make sense, but with 3 blowjobs a day, who's complaining
                                                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                      • Defiance Inc
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                                        • 142

                                                                        #36
                                                                        The walls are going up.
                                                                        Here's how your relationship will most likely continue. She's building these sexual barriers
                                                                        with you by announcing how disgusted she is with x, y and z. These
                                                                        barriers will continue to build because you don't want to rock the boat. She
                                                                        will get a sense of power because she feels her opinion is absolutely right because
                                                                        her own man doesn't even challenge her. Next you'll find yourself miserable and
                                                                        in an affair with a prostitute cause she'll fuck like a angry dragon. Or you'll stick with it
                                                                        and shut the fuck up cause its the best piece of ass you've ever had and don't want to
                                                                        lose her. If that happens, time will pass and she'll talk shit about you to her girlfriends about how bad you are in bed cause you don't fuck her like she needs to be fucked.
                                                                        She'll hit her peak and cheat on you cause she lost respect for you. You played it safe, wussed out, compromised your very being. You'll rot inside because you can't be who you are. I've seen it a million times

                                                                        Here is how I've done it...
                                                                        GF: '3 somes are disgusting!'
                                                                        ME: 'I've done some, my ex and I were swingers.'
                                                                        GF: 'Well I would NEVER DO THAT!'
                                                                        ME: 'I didn't ask you to, did I? Besides, for me it takes a lot of trust to do that.'
                                                                        ME: <watching the gears tick in her head>

                                                                        Conversation is pretty much over cause I check mated her.

                                                                        You must decide if you want to sacrifice your dignity.

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                                                                        • GAMEFINEST
                                                                          Make STACK$
                                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                                          • 14478

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Show her the door? and be a man
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                                                                          • NickB.
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 8857

                                                                            #38
                                                                            try the online money making part first - wait reaction - than see what happens and take it from there

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                                                                            • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                              Now choke yourself!
                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                              • 12085

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You should start lower. Try telling her you're gay. If she can handle that, break it to her that you're not actually gay, but you're a pornmonger.

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                                                                              • slapass
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 14625

                                                                                #40
                                                                                So after yo have had all of this fun you are going to give it up? Would you be happy with a conservative girl? Not sure why you would even start down this path.

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                                                                                • d-null
                                                                                  . . .
                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                  • 13724

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Defiance Inc
                                                                                  .....You played it safe, wussed out, compromised your very being. You'll rot inside because you can't be who you are. I've seen it a million times

                                                                                  Here is how I've done it...
                                                                                  GF: '3 somes are disgusting!'
                                                                                  ME: 'I've done some, my ex and I were swingers.'
                                                                                  GF: 'Well I would NEVER DO THAT!'
                                                                                  ME: 'I didn't ask you to, did I? Besides, for me it takes a lot of trust to do that.'
                                                                                  ME: <watching the gears tick in her head>

                                                                                  Conversation is pretty much over cause I check mated her.

                                                                                  You must decide if you want to sacrifice your dignity.
                                                                                  This is some really good stuff

                                                                                  the bottom line is there is/was a problem with his whole approach to the relationship thing, there is a compromise of his own ideals and a choice to change and deny his own being to project what he thinks will impress her, he is denying himself and putting her on a pedestal for which he feels he must sacrifice to her....

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                                                                                  • jollyperv
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                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                    • 3927

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Simple...just tell her straight up, if she dumps you then she isn't worth a shit anyway.

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                                                                                    • VeriSexy
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                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                      • 25463

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by camgirlshide
                                                                                      tell her in a way that makes her think you are kidding.
                                                                                      Then if it ever comes up later, you can say - "I already told you about that"
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                                                                                      • Shey
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                                                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                                                        • 1654

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Just break it to her like a reformed drug addict...

                                                                                        You: I did all these things but they are part of my past and they're not who I am anymore. I've changed, I don't miss those things and I just want to be with someone that gets me for who I am now and not what I've done in the past.

                                                                                        She'll go for it, trust me...
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                                                                                        • ultimatebbwdotcom
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                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                          • 591

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          let her go, find someone who wont have issues with your past.
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                                                                                          • BVF
                                                                                            Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 13975

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                                            So, how do I break it to her that I've slept with 100+ women, that I've worked in porn for 10 years, and that I've been a stuntcock a handful of times?
                                                                                            You grow a pair, go up to her and say, "I've slept with 100+ women...I've worked in porn for 10 years...And I've been a stuntcock a handful of times"....

                                                                                            Then when she walks out the door, thank your lucky stars that you got rid of Mary Poppins early....

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                                                                                            • XoXo Cash
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2008
                                                                                              • 257

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                                              Am I the only one that can really see what you've got here?

                                                                                              You've got a fucking get out of jail free card. An ace in the hole. Fuk man, are you blind?

                                                                                              The answer is simple - you dont fucking tell her.

                                                                                              Untill you are ready to get rid of her

                                                                                              And then she will be gone... no stalking you, no calling you up crying, no begging you to come back.

                                                                                              Fucking fantastic... Save it for when you really need it.
                                                                                              yup....from a chick's point of view...he's right!! even tho it's kind of wrong... o-well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do
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                                                                                              • Iron Fist
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Dec 2006
                                                                                                • 23400

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Defiance Inc
                                                                                                The walls are going up.
                                                                                                Here's how your relationship will most likely continue. She's building these sexual barriers
                                                                                                with you by announcing how disgusted she is with x, y and z. These
                                                                                                barriers will continue to build because you don't want to rock the boat. She
                                                                                                will get a sense of power because she feels her opinion is absolutely right because
                                                                                                her own man doesn't even challenge her. Next you'll find yourself miserable and
                                                                                                in an affair with a prostitute cause she'll fuck like a angry dragon. Or you'll stick with it
                                                                                                and shut the fuck up cause its the best piece of ass you've ever had and don't want to
                                                                                                lose her. If that happens, time will pass and she'll talk shit about you to her girlfriends about how bad you are in bed cause you don't fuck her like she needs to be fucked.
                                                                                                She'll hit her peak and cheat on you cause she lost respect for you. You played it safe, wussed out, compromised your very being. You'll rot inside because you can't be who you are. I've seen it a million times

                                                                                                Here is how I've done it...
                                                                                                GF: '3 somes are disgusting!'
                                                                                                ME: 'I've done some, my ex and I were swingers.'
                                                                                                GF: 'Well I would NEVER DO THAT!'
                                                                                                ME: 'I didn't ask you to, did I? Besides, for me it takes a lot of trust to do that.'
                                                                                                ME: <watching the gears tick in her head>

                                                                                                Conversation is pretty much over cause I check mated her.

                                                                                                You must decide if you want to sacrifice your dignity.
                                                                                                Best reply so far....

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                                                                                                • Adult Creative Labs
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                                                                  • 221

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I'd say you're pretty much fucked.

                                                                                                  If you do tell her, she's going to whine about you not telling her before.
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                                                                                                  • madawgz
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                                    • 30509

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    you cant be who you truly are around her until you let her know
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