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FACT: My cock is bigger then yours...

08-13-2008, 07:29 PM

It is bigger then 99.9% of the talent I have seen also..

Don't envy me.... IT SUCKS!

Deep throated is a feeling I will never feel.... Anal sex is once a year...

I have seriously thought of reduction surgery, does it even exist..?

At times I think of cutting it off... But that would be suicide because I would certainly bleed to death....

At best I would be found passed out in a pool of blood and they would sew it back on while I was still out....

I would wake up a well endowed bobett..
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08-13-2008, 07:30 PM

does it make wearing shorts difficult?
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08-13-2008, 07:31 PM

Doesn't everybody have at least 8 inches?

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08-13-2008, 07:46 PM

I beg to differ! good day sir..I SAID GOOD DAY!
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08-13-2008, 07:48 PM

I don't know what you're talking about but I'm 100% bigger than everyone on GFY..

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08-13-2008, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by MDCQ

I beg to differ! good day sir..I SAID GOOD DAY!

You win the prize!

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08-13-2008, 07:56 PM

I tuck my cock into my shoe.
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08-13-2008, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by MDCQ

I beg to differ! good day sir..I SAID GOOD DAY!

But I am sure you do not own it... If you do put your laptop on its foot and take a pic...
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08-13-2008, 07:58 PM

But back to topic... I have been a member of the large penis support group... But they are just a bunch of qrueers with 9-10 inches that are looking for 9-10 to suck....

I was hoping to find someone that can truelly relate around here..
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08-13-2008, 08:10 PM

I feel sorry for you JC, it must be hard. Or maybe not LOL

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08-13-2008, 08:11 PM

Good thing this is a cock contest and not a grammar contest.

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08-13-2008, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Jon Clark

But I am sure you do not own it... If you do put your laptop on its foot and take a pic...

I can't, I am currently trapped inside of him...could someone please let me out...the air is getting thin in here!!
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08-13-2008, 08:24 PM

great now I got Heawig and the angry inch stuck in my head
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08-13-2008, 08:52 PM

you're awesome
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08-14-2008, 08:34 AM

Anyone who can't make the hamburger is going to be left in the dust by me..

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#16

08-14-2008, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by Holly

Good thing this is a cock contest and not a grammar contest.

PS. yes your cock is bigger than mine.
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08-14-2008, 08:39 AM

In my case, I doubt it.

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

Spend you some brain.
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08-14-2008, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by candyflip

In my case, I doubt it.

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

I always figured you to be queer... You just confirmed it
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08-14-2008, 03:48 PM

My cock is so huge I have to rub my ribs to jerk off.

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#20

08-14-2008, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Jon Clark

I always figured you to be queer... You just confirmed it

It's not differnet than the topic of this thread. It's a song about a bigger/better dick contest.

I knew you were pretty dumb, I just didn't realize that you were borderline retarded to boot.

Dropout mentality.

Spend you some brain.
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08-14-2008, 03:52 PM

no pic? :P:P

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08-14-2008, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by candyflip

It's not differnet than the topic of this thread. It's a song about a bigger/better dick contest..

Don't flatter yourself to think I read past the first line....
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08-14-2008, 03:59 PM

Fucking hamburger.... HAHAHAHAHA

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08-14-2008, 05:58 PM

I have a small cock but I like to cuddle.
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08-14-2008, 06:31 PM

If it's true, i've heard that you also can't get absolutely ROCK hard.... ? Is that so?

I can't symptathize really cuz I got a regular one and unless I fucked a tighty or like a really miniature person, i don't think I ever will...

But there MUST be reduction... shit they can do everything from implants to vaginal inversions with dicks these days... check if your insurance covers it ...

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08-14-2008, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by Holly

Good thing this is a cock contest and not a grammar contest.

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#27

08-14-2008, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Anyone who can't make the hamburger is going to be left in the dust by me..

Fact.
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08-14-2008, 11:10 PM

bring it to KFC!

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08-15-2008, 02:11 AM

Bad pussy, bad pussy , watch out

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08-15-2008, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by MDCQ

I beg to differ! good day sir..I SAID GOOD DAY!

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08-15-2008, 02:41 AM

Countdown till Metaman appears

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08-15-2008, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

Countdown till Metaman appears

He is busy at the penis wash station..

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08-15-2008, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by MediaGuy

If it's true, i've heard that you also can't get absolutely ROCK hard.... ? Is that so?

I can't symptathize really cuz I got a regular one and unless I fucked a tighty or like a really miniature person, i don't think I ever will...

But there MUST be reduction... shit they can do everything from implants to vaginal inversions with dicks these days... check if your insurance covers it ...

I can get all the way hard, but it hurts extremly bad...

As for the surgery, they offer it, I have went for consultation... They showed me this video so I know what to expect... but it does not look fun...

http://www.issir.com/vmp/2004bue/day01/video/seyam.wmv

I was looking at this http://www.penis-reduction.com/ but it seems to be a scam..

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08-15-2008, 09:56 AM

Very true ...

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08-15-2008, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by MediaGuy

check if your insurance covers it ...

There's a conversation I'd love to hear:

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08-15-2008, 10:36 AM

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08-15-2008, 10:39 AM

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08-15-2008, 10:41 AM

I think you should look into getting a Detachable penis
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08-15-2008, 11:40 AM

Very doubtful.

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08-15-2008, 11:45 AM

Post a pic with gfy.com on a pic in your hand otherwise I call bs.
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08-20-2008, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by stickyfingerz

Post a pic with gfy.com on a pic in your hand otherwise I call bs.

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