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  • wiZd0m
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 1526

    #1

    Anouncement: New Jesus Defense Briefcase[Tm]

    Traveling to Absurdistan or Detroit and need a new briefcase to protect you? Try one of our new Jesus Defense Briefcase[Tm]!


    Now you can carry lifesaving protection with you everyday without a second thought. Introducing The Jesus Defense Briefcase? from Jesus Defense -- the only patented hard leather briefcase on the market that combines style and elegance with life saving capability.

    Model A


    Model B



    With the quick push of a button, a hidden compartment springs open from the briefcase to reveal a holstered firearm strategically positioned for instant retrieval. The process to open the briefcase and draw your firearm takes less than a second.

    Model C


    Each briefcase comes equipped with a universal holster, two magazine pouches, and the capacity to add a bulletproof panel, pepper spray, and a handcuff case. Custom exterior finishes and applications are available upon request.

    As a traditional functioning briefcase, the suede and leather interior offers ample storage space for documents and valuables. The Jesus Defense Briefcase ? is ideal for wholesale jewelry reps, retail merchants, bodyguards, private investigators, law enforcement, and security personnel. It even makes a perfect accessory for well-dressed executives, who would like the security of carrying a full-sized firearm, without altering their wardrobe.

    The Jesus Defense Briefcase ? is built to last a lifetime, featuring solid bass wood with interlocking corners for added strength. The quality is that of briefcases sold only in fine luggage shops; not office supply stores.

    For the price of an average full-sized firearm, you can protect yourself everyday for the rest of your life. Please contact us for pricing and availability.

    How much is your life worth?

    Boneprone-4-Life

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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    Originally posted by wiZd0m:
    -- that combines style and elegance with life saving capability.
    Yea... cuz ya wanna look good when yer blowin' someone's face off.

    SIG TOO BIG

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    • wiZd0m
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 1526

      #3
      Mafia Production and Thug Cash are two of our big customers. You can ask for refferences.

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      • Dirtypainter
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 425

        #4
        hell yeah got to get me one of them briefcases.

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        • Theo
          HAL 9000
          • May 2001
          • 34515

          #5
          the best briefcases,i'll do a mass order, I'm planning to do a business trip to Kampul. I heard it is considered a must place now where the American elite visit for holidays.

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          • SNOW
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 3963

            #6
            This is one of the briefcases i walk around with... Look at the trigger on the carry handle,Hidden fully Auto sub machine gun

            HK-MP5



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            • wiZd0m
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 1526

              #7
              As you can see, Snow bought the deluxe model

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              • Theo
                HAL 9000
                • May 2001
                • 34515

                #8
                did you buy it as a gift for tyler?

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                • $tandaman
                  Pimping 8EZ
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 3530

                  #9
                  wizd0m, waiting on your contact for the outstanding balance.

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                  • boneprone
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 34415

                    #10
                    not bad wizdom.
                    Welcome back to the realm of creativity!

                    Welcome to the family.

                    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                    Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
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                    Learn about it kids.

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                    • h0st
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 1216

                      #11
                      I want one of those

                      .:h0st
                      Did you say Pimp My Sexlife?

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                      • Squishy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 1809

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SNOW:
                        This is one of the briefcases i walk around with... Look at the trigger on the carry handle,Hidden fully Auto sub machine gun

                        HK-MP5



                        Snow, I wanna hang with you, man! Get to Wyoming...we drink, we shoot, we drink again! Whoo-hoo!

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